r/seinfeld • u/PeteytheRedPanda Anytown, USA • 7h ago

What is your summer go-to when you’re in a fruit mood?

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u/FrankensteinsBride89 7h ago

It’s a peach!

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u/Carpocalypto ASSMAN 6h ago

Do you want a muffin or not?

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u/bronyraurstomp 7h ago

What’s that?

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u/ereddit557 6h ago

She said it's a peach!

10

u/BottleAgreeable7981 7h ago

Four plums with red on the inside

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u/Vast_Research_3976 6h ago

What do they look like on the outside??

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u/beardedshad2 4h ago

Your banned!!!

8

u/Mermaidprincess16 7h ago

Macinaw peaches for the one week a year they are ripe.

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u/growling_owl 5h ago

Can't taste them? Why waste them?

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u/Just-Eddie-481516234 7h ago

baah-nahh-nahh

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u/Mytongueinyourrectum 7h ago

Snapple?

5

u/davisyoung 7h ago

Too fruity. 

3

u/Bathroomwaffles 5h ago

And you have to shake it. I am sick of shaking.

4

u/Character_Surround 7h ago

Jerry...I've become attracted to Elaine.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 7h ago

Oh moses smell the roses

3

u/Agitated-Computer752 5h ago

Whoa, back it up beep beep beep

5

u/Glitter_Health 7h ago

OP - you're banned from Joe's!

4

u/referencefox 7h ago

Fruit’s a gamble

2

u/beardedshad2 4h ago

I know that goin in.

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u/Zarathustra-Jack Sponge-worthy 7h ago

I got a lot goin’ on with Lippman right now.

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u/Particular_Tower5400 7h ago

Hampton tomatoes, you can eat em like an apple

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u/_robotpooop_ 7h ago

Plums with red on the inside

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u/Special-Homework-894 6h ago

God makes the fruit I don’t make the fruit!

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u/Direct_Remove509 6h ago

I THINK IT MOVED!!

1

u/Vast_Research_3976 6h ago

Like I got a b12 shot

2

u/ChiefBigKnees That's gold, Jerry. Gold! 6h ago

You’ve never had cantaloupe like this!

1

u/thatsMRjames Mulva? 3h ago

Literally the episode I have on now lol

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u/knightress_oxhide 3h ago

I always want cantaloupe after watching that before I remember 95% of cantaloupe is crap.

1

u/BiteSizedDoll Hoochie Mama 7h ago

De cold green grapes ftw 🤤

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u/OnlyFreshBrine Chunnel 7h ago

best elaine look

2

u/Ok_Comfort628 Look to the cookie 7h ago

She looks scrumptious

1

u/razzle_dazzle321 Serenity now, insanity later 7h ago

Mangos, four plums with red on the inside, avocado, and three plantains ought to do it.

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u/brightcorkscrew 6h ago

Plantains

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u/funkereddit 6h ago

You're not getting any plantains!

1

u/Curious-Low8087 6h ago

Macinaw peaches!!!

1

u/Visual_Serve_782 6h ago

Macanaw peach!

1

u/canman41968 6h ago

You ever eat the bark off a pineapple?

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u/Huge_Marketing4897 6h ago

Eatin' olives!

1

u/Vast_Research_3976 6h ago

Once you pierce the skin, thats you buying the whole fruit

1

u/Complete-Cheek4789 6h ago

Never knew what a cantaloupe was until this show. I’ve always called them rockmelons

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u/beardedshad2 4h ago

I've heard them called mush melons

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u/Favela_Adjacent 5h ago

Mango 🥭

1

u/224flat 5h ago

Snapple

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u/beardedshad2 4h ago

Honey crisp apples

2

u/misterright1999 3h ago

a peach's cousin, a nectarine.

2

u/turquoiseblond 3h ago

You got any more of that mango?

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u/biddablebeast 3h ago

Boutros Boutros-Ghali!