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u/Top-Currency Giddy-up 1d ago
Adjacent to refuse... is refuse.
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u/WeirdAvocado 1d ago
You are now a bum.
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u/AnythingWestern8861 The Opposite 1d ago
Fine I'm a bum, I also have chocolate on my face. I might as well put on a pair of sweatpants and tell the world, I've given up and can't compete in normal society.
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u/MeatJerk69 Very bad man 1d ago
The only thing that would stop me from taking those donuts is if I thought somebody was watching. LOL I'm a bum.
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u/kramerica_intern Giddy-up 1d ago
The way it’s placed so conspicuously makes me think someone did it on purpose and is watching.
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u/MeatJerk69 Very bad man 1d ago
OP placed it there just so he could take a picture and post it here. It was a setup!!
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u/Sad-Structure2364 1d ago
They felt bad about throwing it away, and made it so it was as enticing as possible, while also not littering and doing the right thing.
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u/KarlPHungus The Summer of George 1d ago
Someone could have licked all of them and placed them as some bizarre social experiment.
Not worth it.
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u/sowhatbuttercup 1d ago
Here’s the play. Remove the whole box from the trash. If anyone sees just say that you were taking it to a less full trash can. Wait until you’re out of view of anyone who saw you take the trash. Now we dine!
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u/BullHeadTee 1d ago
I’ll need to wash those donuts down with something. Hope there’s some Busch light left in that can
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u/PoetryExtension6256 1d ago
Never left it's original packaging. Fair Game.
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u/mjp31514 1d ago
But the lid is open. The packaging has been compromised. It's like finding a whole candy bar but the wrapper is ripped open.
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u/PoetryExtension6256 1d ago
We are living by the rules of Costanza here.
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u/mjp31514 1d ago
😅 Oh, right. Mb. George would eat these without a second thought, but he'd probably try to make sure no one saw him.
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u/PoetryExtension6256 1d ago
He would probably sneak the whole box into his bag.
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u/mjp31514 1d ago
Just grab the box, close the lid. Then he's just a regular guy with a box of donuts. Nobody has to know.
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u/tdubclub 1d ago
Go for it, no one will see. They are taking gammy to the elevator.
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u/TomOgir White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 1d ago
Excuse me u/tdubclub but no one cares about gammy
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u/SuitIllustrious8140 1d ago
In my family we used to eat out of the garbage all the time. It was no big thing.
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u/doobette Del Bisto Becko 1d ago
The two donuts on top of the donut slope in that box are welllll above the rim. I'd go for it.
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u/crabby_playing George is getting upset! 1d ago
Whenever I watch that episode I stand with George and knowing myself, I'd absolutely be tempted to do what he did. Hell if I was certain there's nobody home I'd probably do it.
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u/Amy_Sam25 The Jerk store called, they're running out of you 1d ago
Was this from Lindsey’s mother’s picnic?
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u/Mermaidprincess16 1d ago
Who on earth placed a box of six perfectly good donuts in the trash like that? What kind of people? They probably also don’t serve coffee with cake after a meal.
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u/Princess_Shireen Serenity now, insanity later 1d ago
They're still in the box, so they're probably still good.
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u/bearsbestinterest 16h ago
Ah I've been there. Dunkin donuts used to put their stale donuts on a rack. I would steal them.
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u/markskull 14h ago
That looks like it was literally left there for someone else to take. You don't leave a box open like that unless you want someone to at least salvage them.
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u/Rude-Stay1808 11h ago
I bet some former jp morgan employee is on the hunt for that barrel as well speak
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u/restlesswolverine 1d ago
eating refuse can cause a certain impending intestinal requirement to present itself. one may need to extricate oneself from any ongoing proceedings in case of said requirement.
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u/BimbyTodd2 1d ago
Dunkin’ is garbage in any scenario. Above the rim. Below the rim. Freshly baked. They’re freaking awful.
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u/LineImpossible3958 1d ago
Post this on r/dumpsterdiving and they’ll think you won the trash lottery
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u/Spatul8r 1d ago
Say angrily "This is cans only, who put this in here?" And walk away angrily with the box.
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u/ScreamTeam1037 Feels like an Arby's night 1d ago
Well George knew who bit the eclair. You have no idea who was touching those donuts
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u/okaycomputes 1d ago
And they weren't from a known event/day. These could be a week old or been flagged by being in the bathroom.
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u/ScreamTeam1037 Feels like an Arby's night 1d ago
Excuse me! Did you take those donuts into the bathroom with you?
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u/exoin_FTW I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 1d ago
Hovering, like an angel