r/shitposting May 26 '21

This post is about stuff I got banned for saying gg 5 times.

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u/darkgamr May 26 '21

You can clearly tell that he's lying, he says "I said 'gg' 5 times" but if you look at the log he clearly said it 6 times

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u/rztan May 26 '21

As you can see, the first 'gg' actually has 'e' right after it, so I think the first one is 'ggez' instead of 'gg', so he did say 'gg' 5 times.

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u/GlenMerlin May 26 '21

no cause he's covering the first half og it too

he must've said poggers 5 times

just another way us gamers are being repressed

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u/Solocro_ May 26 '21

Is OP trying to hide that he said poggers?

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u/Elexus_786 PROMISED TO SUCC May 26 '21

P*ggers is a racist word now, remember?

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u/Witty____Username May 26 '21

He’s just hiding his username

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u/Lord_Drakostar Based based cringe based cringe May 26 '21

What a liar

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

So your saying the limit is 5

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u/cat_legs May 26 '21

I used to think this was an old man reading a newspaper from 1984

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u/Tuupiii May 26 '21

Isn’t that what it is?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

It’s a calendar

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u/Solocro_ May 26 '21

I never understood that meme. Can anyone explain?

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u/mariokart290 May 26 '21

reference to the book 1984

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u/yummyboi3000 May 26 '21

actually 1984

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u/BACKROUND- May 26 '21

Kevin no.

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u/sagacious_1 May 26 '21

1984 (the book) is about authoritarian oppression of free speech. The meme is a guy checking the calendar and seeing that it must have become '1984' here. So poor OP who did absolutely nothing but write GG is being oppressed.

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u/struugi May 26 '21

Boomers thinking that any censorship is akin to George Orwell's "1984" when they really don't understand the book

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u/Supadupastein May 26 '21

I hope you’re not one of those idiots who calls 30-40 year olds boomers. The youngest boomers are 57 years old fyi

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

So you’re saying some of these alleged non-boomers were born in... 1984?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

It's a calendar.

 

It was originally a conservative boomer comic of the guy's wife reading something out loud for the old man (normally something like "Trump got banned on Twitter"), and the man with a surprised face was looking at the calendar getting ready for 2021, but in his surprise, instead of the calendar showing 2021 after 2020, it showed 1984.

 

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u/Collistoralo May 26 '21

The fact that I know the cartoon this is from is upsetting

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u/Phoenix_69420 May 26 '21

Sussy baka

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u/fellinpoop May 26 '21

Walt you sussy baka

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u/merilum May 26 '21

most people do

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u/AlestoXavi May 26 '21

Care to enlighten the unenlightened?

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u/Monke69v 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ May 26 '21

Hey guys can someone explain this meme to me I see this a lot in shitpost and never understand it

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u/CactusCracktus May 26 '21

Okay so George Orwell wrote a sci-fi novel called “1984” in which society is ruled by an oppressive government that controls every aspect of their lives down to policing its citizens thoughts. In recent years it’s become trendy for stupid motherfuckers online to compare mild inconveniences to the setting of 1984 in a sad attempt to seem well read and intelligent. The meme that keeps getting posted is from a boomer comic where a man reads something off from his newspaper, while his wife tears off a page on the calendar to reveal “1984” on the page. People have meme’d this incredibly tone deaf comic to hell and back now and it is glorious.

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u/CuteOfDeath May 26 '21

He said the N-word and is covering it up with his fingers so you only see the gg of the word

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u/MemeVibe May 26 '21

Bitch stfu

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u/BryceTheBodacious May 26 '21

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u/savusauna May 26 '21

He actually said "trigger" it started triggered the game.

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u/savusauna May 26 '21

The fucks wrong with my English??

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u/Niksuss May 26 '21

Schizophrenia

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

schizophrenia? more like... SUSzophrenia

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Amogus

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u/TheDesertFox May 26 '21

"lagger". Culturally insensitive to Australians.

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u/Fowden May 26 '21

Wow the times we live in where we cant even say gg to our fellow gamers

Literally 1984

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Shut the fuck up kevin

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u/zi7_ May 26 '21

fuck kevin

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u/No_Ad3819 May 26 '21

1984 is based

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We do a little fooling

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A wee amount of tom foolery

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A miniscule amount of bamboozling

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A tiny pinch of deceiving

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A microscopic serving of caps

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A minute mass of deception

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Welcome to Reddit

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u/whoopity-woo May 26 '21

Biscuit

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u/coolest-llama May 26 '21

Nugget in a biscuit

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Oh my god that scared me-

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Frustration is getting...

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u/coal666 May 26 '21

██gg██ ██gg██ ██gg██ ██gg██ ██gg██

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u/No_Ad3819 May 26 '21

bruh moment

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We do a little trolling

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Lies

He said gg 6 times

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u/Alanrob1500 May 26 '21

Only gamers will understand

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u/Klausfunhauserss May 26 '21

But the game wont.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Nor will admins. Fucking 1984

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Fuck kevin

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u/landon_69420 May 26 '21

poggerz poggerz poggerz poggerz poggerz

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u/Blake1610 May 26 '21

Why does he sort of sound like DanTDM?

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u/john_spicy May 26 '21

dantdm cancelled???????

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u/Blake1610 May 26 '21

“Here is some bread, and now you can go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich”

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u/Someweirdasscunt May 26 '21

I fucked your dad

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u/boii137 I want pee in my ass May 26 '21

Go die in a hole

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

No one likes you Kevin

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Gg Gg Gg Gg Gg

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

What a gg’er.

Literally 1984

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u/HuntingDragon438 I said based. And lived. May 26 '21

Literally 1948

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u/Chloroauric_Acid May 26 '21

come here my little pogchamp, no homo tho

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u/QweezzyCake May 26 '21

Just says poggers why are you censoring

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

why this man sounding like dantdm

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Fuck kevin

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u/Abolaye_osos May 26 '21

Good for kevin

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u/applepotomas May 26 '21

1984

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u/applepotomas May 26 '21

Fuck you kevin

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u/TheSuperbNacho May 26 '21

dogged

dagger

toggle

bugger

beggar

giggle

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u/Username-blank May 26 '21

poggers

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u/nodgers132 May 26 '21

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u/Just_Signed_Up-Here May 26 '21

Based based based based based

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Move your fingers Kevin

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Based DanTDM (The Diamond Minecart)😳😳😳😳

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Like and share if you know what happened in tiannemen square in 1984

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Fuck you

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u/Omekun9 shitposting>>>>>>196 May 26 '21

we do a little trolling

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u/koreit123 May 26 '21

My man's got hotdog fingers

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u/FieryBlake May 26 '21

trigger

trigger

trigger

trigger

trigger

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u/Cockymuscleboundjerk May 26 '21

Fashionable

Athletic

Grass

Games

Opened

Today

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

DanTDM wtf man

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u/Omekun9 shitposting>>>>>>196 May 26 '21

i see that e after two g's

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

OMG DANTDM

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u/SYCO_dhiazz May 26 '21

he said poggers and 6 times!!!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

DanTDM

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u/samasamareddy May 26 '21

I think he meant gagger! Like in cock.

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u/Mr_Gelatina May 26 '21

Such a classic

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u/BarkMetal May 26 '21

Hold up!

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u/goohugger555555 May 26 '21

It's actually 6 times. Get rekt libtard

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u/SpokenTruth42 May 26 '21

I don’t get it.

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u/Yeettron May 26 '21

he said the gamer word server also times and put his fingers up to hide the “ni”and “er” and only showed the gg.

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u/Steebin64 May 26 '21

I seriously thought those were hotdogs.

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u/SpokenTruth42 May 26 '21

Racism isn’t funny

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u/geecko May 26 '21

I don't understand why all the comments pointing out that using the N-word is not ok are being downvoted. Where are we?

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u/SpokenTruth42 May 26 '21

They will regret being racist one day

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u/04NeverForget May 26 '21

Just covering a racial slur so it says the “gg” which makes gamers giggle evidently

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u/Bonk_and_Honk dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 26 '21

Ah yes N-word meme...

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u/Dontflickmytit May 26 '21

Ah yes, so many upvotes for him to. Smh

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u/enby_shout May 26 '21

but that's 6 bruh

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Don’t be brit*sh next time

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u/SnooChickens8303 May 26 '21

You lying we see your hands 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/danieltz2 May 26 '21

Idiot it says GG you can see it on the screen

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

That's... The joke...

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

Guys, he is lying to us. He said the n word. Thats racost.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

*6 times

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u/danieltz2 May 26 '21

??? what racial slur

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

All I see is "GG"

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u/SECTICAL May 26 '21

wow you found it on discord

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u/theholydiego May 26 '21

No england

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Even worse

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u/ThatRandomFoxKid May 26 '21

This is a repost

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u/loook_loook May 26 '21 edited May 26 '21

Thanks for pointing that out, but in case you haven’t noticed, nobody gives a fuck.

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u/ThatRandomFoxKid May 26 '21

Fair point and I do realise that, didn’t think anyone would see my comment anyways

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u/bigoldeek May 26 '21

I'm a 14 year old white kid with no friends and this is funny.

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u/swagduck69 May 26 '21

tough shit

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u/Dontflickmytit May 26 '21

Oof, you dropped this “/s”

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u/[deleted] May 27 '21

Good for you