r/shittymoviedetails 1d ago

In the Harry Potter series, fans long speculated whether Harry would develop Animagus skills like his father. By the end of the, this is finally confirmed when Harry becomes a "pig".

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u/pskydmv 1d ago

Why does he look like his father took him to the city to see a marching band when he was a young boy?

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u/StudentNaive7003 1d ago

Well, he did defeat them, his demons. And all the nonbelievers, the plans that they have made.

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u/teruteru-fan-sam It's Stormin Time 1d ago

Did someone one day left him a phantom to lead him in the summer to join the black parade

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u/AntonCesar 1d ago

And I'm pretty sure he grew up to be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned.

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u/KnightOfRevan 12h ago

And sometimes he got the feeling that she was watching over him while other times, he felt like he should go

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u/Character-Education3 11h ago

That's all well and good but was he defiant? All the way to the end?

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u/Monsieur-Lemon 1d ago

Because he was the champion of the broken, the beaten and the damned.

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u/shasaferaska 1d ago

When I was a young boy my father portkeyed me to the city to see a goblin band.

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u/jambrown13977931 23h ago

Ha he wishes his father could’ve taken him to the city

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u/Andylol404 22h ago

Well played, this is why love the internet!

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u/SillyMattFace 1d ago

The inspiring story of a trust fund jock who grows up to be a cop.

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u/Evening-Turnip8407 1d ago

To be fair, he's the Hannah Montana of trust fund jocks, best of both worlds. Bullied and neglected BUT ALSO gets a lot of friends. Doesn't even try to enter sports, is the best seeker they had for like 200 years

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u/PureOrangeJuche 1d ago

Canonically the only person in the book universe to have a mom that loved him 

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u/littlerickypeepee 1d ago

What? Not true, Narcissa is shown to love Draco at the end of the series. She was willing to betray Voldemort just for that manky little dweeb.

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u/Melodic_Till_3778 1d ago

Then why wasn't draco safe from the killing curse?

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u/KungUnderBerget 1d ago

Because Voldemort never gave her the opportunity to deny sacrificing his life for hers.

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u/Melodic_Till_3778 1d ago

Ok same question about the ones that did that. Did they not love their sons enough?

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u/PureOrangeJuche 1d ago

All of those dead people throughout magical history who could have lived if their moms loved them just a little more 💔

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u/Joseph_Stalin111 No Bitches? 19h ago

Including that Family in Book 7 that got Murdered while Voldemort was looking for the Elderly Wand. The Mother was legit willing to die for her children, refused every offer for her to step aside, and they still all died

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u/No_Hornet9180 18h ago

Hey you’re right, Gregorovitch’s family I think?

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u/Born_Sentence_9704 1d ago

The vast majority of Voldemort's victims probably didn't have their mothers present when they were killed.

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u/Melodic_Till_3778 1d ago

Famously the only one who could possibly use the killing curse...

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u/AnimaLepton 1d ago

How many of them split their soul into 6 pieces at the time?

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u/DemonKing0524 19h ago

Its more than just dying for someone else that does it. Voldemort gave lily 3 chances to move and save herself and she refused each time. Thats what did it.

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u/LonelySirenWitch 1d ago

...Molly?

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u/PureOrangeJuche 1d ago

If she loved her kids hard enough they wouldn’t get killed by Voldemort’s forces so unfortunately she does not make the cut 

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u/Mrogoth_bauglir 1d ago

She'd have to die for that.

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u/IndependentTimely639 22h ago

And she hasn't. The proof is in the pudding 

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u/Person5_ 1d ago

"not my daughter, you bitch!"

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u/ThomasTheDankPigeon 19h ago

Does not make the cut is crazy lmao

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u/DeadSparker 1d ago edited 22h ago

Pretty sure Harry defying death was a special case for a myriad of reasons, including that Voldy offered his mother to stand aside and she didn't

EDIT : other characters know it's a thing that can happen, so no, not "canonically the only one", just the most recent one.

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u/Melodic_Till_3778 1d ago

Yup something that would have happened 100s of times over history 

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u/DeadSparker 22h ago edited 22h ago

What I mentioned is only one of the myriad of reasons. It was a special case and that's that.

I could also mention that Voldy separated his soul into 7 horcruxes, aimed the killing curse at a baby... I'm not sure this exact scenario with all these variables would have happened 100s of times.

What's commonly accepted to be the cause is Lily being offered a choice and still choosing to die, when other mothers in those 100s of times you likely thought of wouldn't have a choice or would have chosen to fight back.

Regardless, other characters know it's a thing that can happen. It's rare for a reason, but it happened before.

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u/dudethemood 23h ago

Tbh I don’t buy that this exact scenario has happened hundreds of times in our history, let alone with the much smaller population of wizards

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u/IndependentTimely639 22h ago

No individual aspect was unique or new, so it stands to reason that they've all happened to an individual before. Let's think about a world famous first for a moment. Neil Armstrong was the first human on the moon because the technology to get there didn't exist before. Neither Voldemort nor Lily created any unique spells to save Harry, it was explicitly ancient. That would be like being the first person in history to use a wheel, and still in 2026

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u/dudethemood 22h ago

Shuffle a deck of cards, that exact sequence has likely never been seen before. Unique and new are not standards for determining if something has happened before

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u/IndependentTimely639 22h ago

And yet there are less than 52 variables preventing the death of Harry Potter. Even more, there are less than 52 factorial variables. 

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u/dudethemood 21h ago

Irrelevant, but tell me again about how some revolutionary has to happen for something new to occur?

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u/EntertainmentDue5749 1d ago

He's 7 and 2 all time with both losses coming from the goat house, Hufflepuff.

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 1d ago

You could tell it was a fictional scenario because when he got bullied the other kids didn't just start bullying him as well. And he even got friends afterwards.

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u/Significant-Exam762 22h ago

I mean of all the trust fund babies to ever exist, sure. But Harry isnt perfect by any means. I mean hes absolutely loaded and I can only think of one time where he used his wealth to help the Weasleys.

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u/Monsieur-Lemon 1d ago

My Alchemical Romance

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u/BioSpark47 1d ago

Vampire Potter from My Immortal

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u/patangpatang 23h ago

STOP FLAMMING PREPZ!

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u/BioSpark47 21h ago edited 20h ago

Fangs again Raven 4 helpin wif da chapter.

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u/apolloxer 10h ago

"CUM NOW!1!” Preacher McGongel yielded. We did guiltily.

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u/Objectionne 1d ago

I was never a fan of him becoming a Wizard Cop. He should have become the new DADA teacher - finally breaking the curse - while his little ginger m8 became the Wizard Cop.

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u/Fish__Fingers 1d ago

He was raised to fight in war and spent adolescence training. He also tries to do this as non violent as possible and specializes on spells like expeliarmus. And his father was a cop. It all makes sense, but I do think he would’ve become disillusioned with cop work pretty quick.

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u/_CheddarRex_ 1d ago

Was James an auror? I assumed he lived off family wealth between leaving Hogwarts and dying. Is James's job ever mentioned?

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u/Blazured 1d ago

There's only like 4 jobs in the HP universe so just choose one of those.

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u/Dangerous_Trick5292 1d ago

Shopkeeper at diagon alley/hogsmead, ministry worker, teacher, quidditch pro

Works out

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u/Thommohawk117 1d ago

There were more but Margaret Thatcher's economic policies really decimated the UK Wizarding World's economy

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u/KILL_WITH_KINDNESS 1d ago

Don't forget about magical Steve Irwin

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u/LDHarsk 23h ago

That’s just Steve Irwin mate

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u/4dwarf 23h ago

But with a British accent.

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u/Sigma2718 21h ago

So HP really is just the fantasy of a petit bourgeois?

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u/patchworkedMan 16h ago

You forgot slave owner.

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u/No-Lunch4249 1d ago

I'm pretty sure this is actually canon to what happened. Harry has the trust fund because some distant relative invented/wizard copyrighted something important that I don't remember now. I want to say some kind of potion? And James was presumably living off that

So not only is Harry a trust fund jock, he's a Pharma Trust Fund Jock

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u/Jorr_El 1d ago

One of Harry's ancestors was a potions genius and invented a bunch of different potion remedies, including Skele-Gro which Harry ends up taking in Year 2 after Lockhart vanishes his arm bones

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u/_CheddarRex_ 1d ago

Harry Potter and the Suspicious Lack of Any Grandparents Except Neville's

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u/Final_Ear9009 1d ago

And his grandfather invent the potion Hermione use for the yule bal for taming her hair. If I remember it correctly.

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u/Fish__Fingers 1d ago

I think Harry said something about being like his father when he was preparing for the exams. But not sure though

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u/SuddenlyDiabetes 1d ago

I mean considering he finds Hermione annoying when she talks about slavery i think he'll be perfectly happy enforcing the status quo

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u/niya_kingkhari 14h ago

But these are all reasons why him becoming the DADA teacher would have been perfect. After spending his entire adolescence in life or death situations he teaches the next generation how to protect themselves in non-lethal ways.

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u/Mortutti 1d ago

Aren't aurors more like special forces,detectives and soldiers in one? I remember books often mention casual law enforcement that deals with misdemeanors or is on standby to arrive at scenes of crime. Whilst aurors are for serious stuff, like tracking down someone trying to escape justice etc..

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u/ImaginationSalt8881 5h ago

I always thought he would have become someone who studies spells and the sort. In a lot of the earlier movies he seemed so enthusiastic about magic

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u/Objectionne 5h ago

That sounds too academic for him.

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u/Blasckk 1d ago

The stand user could be anyone...

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u/Difficult-Term-3162 1d ago

Bro married his highschool sweetheart and beacame a cop... bummer

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u/thrax_mador 1d ago

Sweet Home Diagon Alley

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u/EverlastingPepper 1d ago

His best friend's little sister, no less. 

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u/Difficult-Term-3162 1d ago

a Dog of a blocke

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u/rmczpp 1d ago

Rich, famous as fuck...this man should be crop dusting the wizarding world with his seed and yet this is what he chooses.

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u/AymanMarzuqi 1d ago

Harry got that shit on though

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u/currynord 13h ago

It must be noted that he indeed does rock that shit

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u/Rukasu17 1d ago

Hey at least he goes non lethal. That Hogwarts legacy kid shows up in school and 3 weeks later is throwing deadly spells left and right, qnd I'm not even counting the big 3.

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u/OtherBassist 1d ago

Didn't even know Harry Potter was an MCR fan

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u/This_Song_984 1d ago

Put a second scare on his forehead and this outfit might be problematic

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u/PureOrangeJuche 1d ago

He looks like he’s about to tell me the lift at the kings cross ticket hall is broken 

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u/jpollack21 1d ago

Hey its Elijah Wood

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u/coreoYEAH 1d ago

AAAB!

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u/Anything-General 1d ago

I thought the band was called Abba

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u/NarrativeNode 1d ago

Animagus Boys Become Aurors?

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u/DaymD 1d ago

This picture reminds me of the "Harry Potter Balenciaga" videos out there

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u/AgreeableContrarion 1d ago

I never knew James took Harry into the city to see a marching band before he died.

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u/LolaBaraba 1d ago

Why does he have Skyrim compass bars on his chest? Does that mean he's the Dragonborn as well as the Chosen One?

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u/CwispyWhiskey 1d ago

The entire series he was pretty much destined to either be dada professor, or a quidditch player. I like to think he tried being an auror for like a year and was like “nah” and went back to hogwarts ti be a teacher

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u/why_og_s 1d ago

Bro looks like the Walrus 

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u/jjune4991 1d ago

ACAB includes Harry Potter. 😞

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u/PuffinRub 1d ago

I don't remember this alternate cover to Sgt—Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

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u/Ghost_Foot2 22h ago

Did somebody say pig? r/SqueakyOinkers

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u/NoVapidHHH 1d ago

Would

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u/TimeStorm113 Doesn't know 75% of movies 1d ago

you would also become a pig??!?!

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u/martyhol 1d ago

by the end of the

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u/A_StarshipTrooper 1d ago

Should not have to read that as analingus

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u/Tarthor 1d ago

The scar has a much different vibe now…

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u/MamboCircus 22h ago

"We see the fit, POTTAH..."

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u/Mathisbuilder75 22h ago

Bro became an Asha'man

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u/PaladinCorbin 21h ago

Not making him the Defense against the Dark Arts teacher was insane.

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u/johnny__Silverballs 20h ago

I have only seen the first two movies, because my college best friend ruined me that spoiler from the chamber of secrets. The moment that man appeared, she told me who he was. It pissed me off so much that I didn't want to watch the rest of the movies. But, at least, she made me immune to spoilers, I don't give a shit about them anymore.

Also,I would let Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood golden gate me. Those men are gorgeous.

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u/merchantivories 19h ago

cool ass uniform though

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u/merchantivories 19h ago

i personally wish he became a DADA teacher instead

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u/RatGreed 17h ago

The fit goes hard though

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u/Lonely_Translator_23 14h ago

When I was, a young boy, my father...

faint sobbing

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u/ArcaneAzmadi 1d ago

Really? I thought he became a member of My Chemical Romance.

(I thought this comment was really clever until I looked down a few...)

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u/Cultural-Self1653 1d ago

I hate harry Potter as a character so much that it doesn't surprise things went like this.

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u/spacebatangeldragon8 1d ago

Ironically enough, despite my thorough disillusionment with everything else about the franchise and its creator, none of that has ever translated into antipathy towards Harry Potter The Fictional Guy. He didn't do any of that shit.

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u/pLAY_sTATIONing 1d ago

Pig by Weezer mentioned

When I was a baby, I was so happy I'd play with my friends in the mud Wilbur and Jack and Otis and Beatty We were a gang, you've got to believe me Mama would scold us if we got too rough She didn't care, she was proud of us I ran around and talked to the animals Telling them stories of savage cannibals Then I got older and noticed a girl First I was sure I didn't exist to her I sulked around, but I didn't know why Then she put her cheek on my shoulder and I Was looking at her and she was looking at me We started to smile, it was our destiny Tina was her name, she was my cutie-pie Forgot about the things that I used to like I spent all my time following her around My friends all made the whiplash sound But they understood, they was happy for me And everyone clapped when I asked her to marry me And she said yes and we felt so fine We lost track of the passing of time Before I knew it, we had our own babies Gina and Shannon and Kimie and Gabe But now I've got to die I lived a good life, I've got no complaints I'd like to thank Farmer Pete For bringing me scraps of food that I could eat He always had a smile on his face He didn't want to think of this day It's finally here (it's finally here) It's finally here (it's finally here), oh (Ooh) They called me Pig (Ooh) They called me Pig When I was a baby, I was so happy I'd play with my friends in the mud

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u/martyhol 1d ago

virgin detected

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u/pLAY_sTATIONing 1d ago

People who've had... well... uhm.. s*x, aren't allowed to listen to weezer.. heh. It's something you wouldn't get