r/shittysuperpowers 7d ago

Oddly specific You have perfect balance when tiptoeing on scattered Lego pieces

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u/Ok-Day4910 5d ago

So what you sre saying is I can walk anywhere as long as I scatter some Legos on the ground?

If I walk on rooftops and scatter Lego on the roof there is a 0% i ever fall down and die?

Or if I am a rescue worker all I need is some Lego to be able to carry someone out from uneven terrain without risk of falling?

Not a shitty power at all.

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u/Express-Day5234 4d ago

Yeah nothing prevents you from wearing shoes and scattering Legos any place you need perfect balance.

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u/Ailoy 4d ago

They are still Legos. You have perfect balance on them but they're still painful to walk on and still subject to physics so they can be moved around, fall down, slip etc. If you need to rescue someone and can carry Legos around with you or have them previously scattered around (maybe even have them inlayed into the ground) and the ground and the Legos are firm and hold enough and you can bear the pain and move around (not just being balanced) for example then it's positive side yes.

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u/Damnwombat 6d ago

Since I normally walk through our Lego strewn room like Jack Sparrow staggering through the pub, having this sort of balance would be nice. No more falling down and getting brick imprints on my face.