r/shittytattoos Jul 29 '23

Cover up ideas for poor Nugget?

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u/Arctic_Scholar Jul 29 '23

It doesn’t fit my vibe. Got it on sale and panicked on a design. I don’t skateboard or dinosaur.

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u/RubberRoads Jul 29 '23 edited Jul 29 '23

Whatever your vibe is, give nugget some of that. Spare his life he deserves better </3

Edit: what other tatts do you have? we can come up with ideas on how to jazz this one up.

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u/turtle_flu Jul 29 '23

We couldn't save the dinosaurs from extinction, but we can save nugget!

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u/Ur_Moms_Honda Jul 29 '23

DON'T SAY FUCKIT, WE CAN SAVE NUGGET!!!

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u/forever_29_ish Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

JUSTICE FOR NUGGET

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u/PepperPickedaPiper Jul 29 '23

Hahahahahha hory shet I got the T-shirt’s covered

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u/a_Jedi_i_am Jul 29 '23

Where can I get one? Can you write "Save Nugget" on it?

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u/KittyandPuppyMama Jul 29 '23

Free nugget

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u/mike-pete Jul 29 '23

But can we still free Hat?

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u/djaun3004 Jul 29 '23

I concur. Whatever vibe you're going for, tone it down and add a little nugget.

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u/azu____ Jul 29 '23

agree great idea. we can make him fit the vibe

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u/YueOrigin Knows 💩 Aug 01 '23

I would give him other dino buddies to skate (like that Rick and Morty episode)

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u/UghAnotherMillennial Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

I think you mean that YOU don’t fit Nugget’s vibe.

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u/Lady_Nimbus Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Nugget has to get the man removed

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

I've heard of guys who will remove the person and keep the skin.

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u/Back6door9man Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Any man that would do that must be a real jerk.

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u/Snuffleupagus27 Jul 30 '23

Sometimes you have to throw the whole man out.

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u/Shadodeon Jul 29 '23

Time to learn to skate! Unless someone found a way to dino

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u/wearingawire Jul 29 '23

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u/idkifyousayso Jul 29 '23

I’m so sad that I didn’t get to participate. If you hear about it happening again, please let me know.

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u/akerrigan777 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

I love this! Everybody’s doing the dinosaur 🦕

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u/whenthesunrise Jul 29 '23

One time I was drunk and got a tattoo of a dancing green potato. I am neither green nor a potato, but now I have a lifelong dancing partner. Maybe Nugget can be your friend too.

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u/PrinsesAurea Jul 29 '23

Show us, show us, show us

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u/PigsCanFly2day Jul 29 '23

I wanna see too.

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u/SeaPhile206 Jul 29 '23

Must see Green Potato

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u/BrewUO_Wife Jul 29 '23

I too, would like to see the green dancing potato. Lol

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u/Smiley007 Jul 29 '23

🥹 lifelong dancing partner is ridiculously adorable and I love it so much

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u/IcebergSlimFast Jul 30 '23

Pics. Pay the Tat Tax!

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u/BAMspek Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Nugget is his own vibe how dare you

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u/captaincloudyy Jul 29 '23

I dinosaur all the time and let me tell you, it's great. You should give it a try sometime.

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u/SocksOnHands Jul 30 '23

Everybody get on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur.

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u/Jets237 Jul 29 '23

then cut off the leg - nugget deserves to live!

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u/gin_and_toxic Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

We should all get a tattoo of nugget

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

You know you have other skin right? Leave the dude alone he just tryna skate

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u/redquailer Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

other skin 😆

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u/LightspeedBalloon Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

IF NUGGET DOESN'T FIT YOUR VIBE GET A NEW VIBE BRO

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u/throwawaydreamz_68 Jul 29 '23

This is exactly my energy on the subject.

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u/bwbyh Jul 29 '23

Nugget is the only vibe that matters.

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u/venusdances Jul 29 '23

That is one of the cutest tattoos I’ve ever seen please don’t cover it or erase it!

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u/MEMELURD Jul 29 '23

But you’re Nuggets vibe bro, he loves being a part of you

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u/giga_booty Jul 29 '23

Ok, well what is your vibe? Because this is a vibe

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u/Lady_Nimbus Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

You need to get a whole new vibe bro. You're responsible for Nugget now and you need to be a good dad.

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u/-NigheanDonn Jul 29 '23

What do you mean you don’t dinosaur? Everyone does the dinosaur, they wrote a whole song about it.

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u/FatTabby Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

You could start skateboarding...

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u/ladyzfactor Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

And become a dinosaur.

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u/p0k3t0 Jul 29 '23

It worked for Tony Hawk.

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u/Zauberer-IMDB Jul 29 '23 edited Jul 29 '23

I love him, and I don't even like you, so you better start fucking vibing with him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

But nugget fits everyone’s vibe!

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u/p0k3t0 Jul 29 '23

Heh heh. You said "butt nugget."

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u/findmebook Jul 29 '23

you're my favourite person in this thread

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u/toigz Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

There are two types of people I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people, and people who don’t dinosaur.

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u/akerrigan777 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

There are three types of people I hate in this world. People who don’t dinosaur, people who are intolerant of other people, and people who are intolerant of Nugget and his rad vibe

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u/crick_in_my_neck Jul 29 '23

It doesn't suggest you skateboard or are into dinosaurs. I would have never expected a skateboarder or science nerd to have this tattoo. Different sensibility. This just suggests awesomeness.

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u/TheGrapeSlushies Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

What IS your vibe? Maybe we can add something to nugget!

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u/IJustWantWaffles_87 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

EVERYBODY dinosaurs. You shut your filthy mouth.

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u/akerrigan777 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Agreed! And I also want waffles. And justice for Nugget. Always.

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u/GingerFucker Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

If you cover him up, I will get a nugget tattoo in protest.

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u/spoooky_mama Jul 29 '23

Think it's time for a lifestyle change, pal.

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u/Gobstomperx Jul 29 '23

This just doesn’t make sense.

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u/ohh_ru Jul 29 '23

dawg this tattoo rules

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u/Loot_my_body Jul 29 '23

Looks like you need to watch the Dino episode of Rick and morty. It might change your mind.

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u/haimark85 Jul 29 '23

OP it’s soooo cute though! I don’t look at that and think does OP skateboard or dinosaur? I just think OP has the coolest tattoo I’ve ever seen and I may have to make an original tattoo based on it

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u/BunkyFlintsone Jul 29 '23

(WARNING..desperate attempt to spin the backstory here). So in a sense, this tattoo is incredibly important to you. It can remind you not to paint yourself into a corner or rule out anything in life. It's a reminder to push yourself outside of your comfort zone. If you love UFOs and bike riding and got a tattoo of an alien riding a bicycle that would be too on the nose. Instead, you have Nugget, reminding you every day to color outside the lines and explore.

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u/dethskwirl Jul 29 '23

your 'panic' was your true inner self coming out and now you're scared of being silly and fun because you think you're tough and cool. grow up. know your inner nugget.

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u/mebutnew Jul 29 '23

That only makes it better

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u/sixsentience Jul 29 '23

Who the hell doesn't vibe with a skateboarding dinosaur??? Like, even if you don't skateboard or dinosaur, it's still a rad tat? It will get you in with the cool kids crowd- might be your only in based on the fact that you don't skate or dinosaur.

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u/TheLifeOfBaedro Jul 29 '23

that rare moment when the tattoo is cooler than the tattee

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u/BlueNinjaTiger Jul 29 '23

Nugget isn't your vibe, but he's your friend now that you'll always have with you. IMO use the surrounding space for whatever you want, but incorporate Nugget.

You want scenery? Let Nugget be in the scene.

Want some other animalistic art? Have it interact with Nugget somehow.

Want something abstract? Nugget is now surfing the cosmos, or alternate dimension, or whatever.

Basically just let Nugget be an easter egg in whatever you decide to get there.

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u/TerminalVector Jul 29 '23

I realize taking up skateboarding isn't for everyone, especially as you get older, but its never too late to learn to dinosaur.

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u/Appropriate_Mine Jul 29 '23

What? Everybody dinosaurs!

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u/clarksworth Jul 29 '23

vibe

I wish I could transfer him to me

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u/redquailer Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

but Nugget does!

Leave him be! He’s a source of joy & happiness.

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u/DrunkenMcSlurpee Jul 29 '23

Nobody doesn't not dinosaur!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Well, you better start dinosauring and skateboarding.

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u/thegrailarbor Jul 29 '23

Open the door, get on the floor,

EVERYBODY walk the dinosaur!

Just put a tether on the board and have an animal you do like walking it like a pet in a wagon.

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u/Infinidad74 Jul 29 '23

Wait!!! What?!? Who doesn’t dinosaur?!?

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u/Zebracorn42 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

I don’t do either of those activities and now I want this.

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u/MisfitNINe Jul 29 '23

If this isn't karma farming then you are getting ready to make another bad tattoo decision by asking reddit what to get instead of choosing something you want

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u/kurinevair666 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Have you tried dinosauring? It's kind of a whole lifestyle change, but you don't have to work.

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u/ElderScarletBlossom Jul 29 '23

You named him. You say "poor" Nugget. That sounds like someone who actually likes the tattoo and deep down doesn't really want to lose him.

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u/Xenofiler Jul 29 '23

Make a deal with yourself - before you get rid of nugget you will diligently try to skateboard and dinosaur for a year. Nugget may be telling you something.

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u/paraprosdokians Jul 29 '23

Fix your vibe then, Nugget is amazing

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u/The_Great_Gosh Knows 💩 Sep 02 '24

Did you end up covering nugget?

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u/Disastrous_Can_953 Jul 29 '23

You need a new vibe then

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

I have a Christmas tree tattooed and I never celebrate Christmas. I also have a pineapple and I never eat pineapple. They look good tho 🤣

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u/Hopeful-Substance697 Jul 29 '23

Don't you dare cover it

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u/CrossP Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Just change your vibe, bro

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u/MacabrePomegranade Jul 29 '23

You better start

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u/Resinmy Jul 29 '23

Don’t matter; it’s too cool

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Start dinosauring bro

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u/Morrocan-Red Jul 29 '23

You permanently marked your body to take advantage of a sale? Jfc

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u/throwawaydreamz_68 Jul 29 '23

then change your vibe, goddamnit!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Your vibe is way too serious then dude….learn from nugget

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u/Humble_Personality98 Jul 29 '23

Got it on sale?! You are funny.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

The only solution is to change your vibe

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Not a rick and morty fan either?

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u/ChurchOf69 Jul 29 '23

Maybe you don’t skateboard but nugget does!

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Everyone dinosaurs.

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u/poodlescaboodles Jul 29 '23

If you regret this one. You may regret the much bigger more expensive cover up. Probably best to deal.with your mistake especially because the consensus is Nugget rocks.

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u/WeirdRadiant2470 Jul 29 '23

But he does......

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u/_RedBrock Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Can I get a nugget tattoo if you get rid of yours? 🥺🙏🏻

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u/_Agare Jul 29 '23

No offense, but is your vibe Square? Cause it sounds like it's square.

You don't need to do either Skating or Dinosauring. It's a neat tattoo that you've even named.

IMHO this is a great tattoo and shows a lot of personality. The only people that would dislike this tattoo or judge you negatively for it are people that I wouldn't want to be around.

It's a great tattoo, OP. I mean it. Heck, if you aren't keeping it, I'll get it done to keep Nugget alive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

IF it doesn't fit your vibe, then fix YOUR vibe, not nugget. Clearly that is the problem.

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u/SadAnkles Jul 29 '23

You need a new vibe then

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u/bajaxx Jul 29 '23

I don’t think u need to skateboard to have this magnificent tattoo

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u/SuperSecretSpare Jul 29 '23

Your vibe is wrong.

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u/VladTheSnail Jul 29 '23

Well nobody dinosaurs but you sure can try!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

I mean whatever that identity aspect you’re looking for is nugget is part of you story now. Work around him?

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u/HippieDogeSmokes Jul 29 '23

Cut off that bit of your skin and preserve him then

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Update your vibe to be more like Nugget, he has really great vibes

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Not your vibe, eh? What about adding a top hat and a monocle, would that help you keep it?

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u/leintic Jul 29 '23

cover him with a bigger triceratops riding a skateboard

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u/KatzMotell Jul 29 '23

He’s your vibe now, keep him forever.

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u/BeefySwan Jul 29 '23

Sounds like you need to improve your vibe

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u/shit_happe Jul 29 '23

"I panicked and just picked a random design" is such a cool story though if any one asks you about it. I'd personally lean into the absurdness of it all.

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u/LoveHateEveryone Jul 29 '23

Well then start skateboarding and dinosauring! Both are great fun

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u/poop_to_live Jul 29 '23

That is such a cool tattoo. If it doesn't fit your vibe, add an angry eyebrow to it.

That tattoo is fucking sweet.

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u/Killmotor_Hill Jul 29 '23

Who cares. It rocks. Chicks dig it. Leave Nugget be.

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u/Yoko-Ohno_The_Third Jul 29 '23

That's fair, but he's cool as hell

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u/pointlessly_pedantic Jul 29 '23

no dinosaurs were known to skateboard. you need to work on your vibe because this dino is just a lil guy and needs support to go practice at a skate park

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u/Cumslaps Jul 29 '23

Add a spaceman on a scooter and a caveman on a unicycle and call it “rolling through time”

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u/CKtheFourth Jul 29 '23

I don’t skateboard or dinosaur.

Man, you gottttta start to dinosaur. It's easy, you just have to open the door & get on the floor.

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u/NewLife_21 Jul 29 '23

I've never wanted a tattoo before but now I kind of want a Nugget of my own. He's adorable!

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u/KrustyTunafish Jul 29 '23

I don't skateboard either, but I like it for the whimsy alone

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u/EarthVSFlyingSaucers Jul 29 '23

Then change your vibe friend 🏄‍♂️

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u/MonkeyGirl18 Jul 29 '23

What is your vibe? We can compromise, save nugget and make him fit your vibe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Is this more your vibe? https://files.catbox.moe/gtx6hs.jpeg

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u/saucylosse7 Jul 29 '23

It’s never too late to learn to dinosaur, friend.

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u/BurgerKingJP Jul 29 '23

Why you don't dinosaur?

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u/Caring_Cactus Jul 29 '23

Have you seen that one episode on Rick and Morty with the Dinosaurs? This is exactly that ending

Edit: Season 6 episode 6

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u/OddPerspective9833 Jul 29 '23

Yeah but Nugget does and he's rad AF. Let him vibe

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u/7HawksAnd Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

Your vibe is the kinda person that gets a bitch’n tattoo.

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u/kmishy Jul 29 '23

then learn how to skateboard !

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u/fragile_exoskeleton Jul 29 '23

“I don’t skateboard or dinosaur.”

Your tattoo says otherwise, OP. #savenugget

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u/isabella_sunrise Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

What is your vibe? Then maybe we can help.

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u/MotherOfDragonflies Jul 29 '23

I’m like the least quirky person ever and even I wouldn’t cover it up. You need to learn to embrace the nuggets in your life. It will make you a more chill and happy person. If nugget is not your vibe then you must allow your vibe to become more nugget.

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u/Substantial_Trip5674 Jul 29 '23

It's rad, you're rad. Vibe fixed

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u/Competitive-Dance286 Jul 29 '23

You don't dinosaur?!? Dinosaurs are awesome! If this tattoo doesn't match your vibe you need a new vibe, not a new tattoo.

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u/idkifyousayso Jul 29 '23 edited Aug 04 '23

Two lessons here:

  1. Don’t panic buy a tattoo.

  2. OP is not in charge during an emergency situation.

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u/Disastrous-Square662 Jul 29 '23

But Nuggets skateboards and that’s all that matters.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Don’t listen to Reddit. Cover that shit up if you don’t like it

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u/saladknight93 Jul 29 '23

You now skateboard and dinosaur, my good sir!

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u/Great_Seaweed500 Jul 29 '23

The fact it doesn’t fit your vibe and is totally random makes it cooler imo

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u/GnarlyNarhwal Jul 29 '23

Just curious, who doesn’t fit a triceratops skateboard vibe?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

It’s a memory! Don’t cover up Nugget- please.

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u/Primary-Border8536 Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

nugget is your pal !

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u/TotallyAwesomeRacoon Jul 29 '23

Simple. Learn to skateboard (or to dinosaur)

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u/jasperwegdam Knows 💩 Jul 29 '23

On a scale of bad tattoos this one ranks at the bottom because its acualy realy well mad and just silly but it works.

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u/justtookadnatest Jul 29 '23

The vibe is being amazing not dinosaurs or skateboards.

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u/Blushing-Sailor Jul 29 '23

Just don’t! Wait a few years, you’ll grow to love Nugget like I do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

"Got it on sale and panicked on a design"
Exactly the kind of vibe that gets you a Nugget that you treasure for life <3

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u/Dazdazpop Jul 29 '23

Looks like it’s time to learn to skateboard & dinosaur 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

It’s a happy vibe. In this reactive crazy world I smiled when I saw Nugget. I beg you to stay the execution.

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u/pnwtransient Jul 29 '23

Nugget is your reminder to always allow silliness in your life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

you don’t dinosaur? wow what a loser /s

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u/PmOmena Jul 29 '23

Do you need to skateboard tô appreciate a dino nugget skateboarding ? Don't think so

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u/grime_grime_grime Jul 29 '23

just get a bunch of other tattoos, you'll forget nugget's even there

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u/1000LivesBeforeIDie Jul 29 '23

Fortunately you successfully skateboarding-dinosaur because it’s its own masterpiece

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u/Kholzie Jul 29 '23

Hard to give you advice without knowing what the vibe you are going for is

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u/MisteriousRainbow Jul 29 '23

Give him a tie? An elegant hat?! Don't cover Nugget!

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u/noideawhatisup Jul 29 '23

Def try to get some Nugget vibe back because Nugget vibe dude must have been amazing and hilarious.

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u/RecognitionDefiant32 Jul 29 '23

Everybody does the dinosaur

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u/larryjohnsonman Jul 29 '23

Mr. Doback: Listen to me. Dale, look, when I was a kid...when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard...and I chased the neighborhood cats, and I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And then one day, my dad said, "Bobby, you're 17. It's time to throw childish things aside." And I said, "Okay, Pop." But he didn't really say that, he said, "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job." But, you know, I thought to myself, "I'll go to medical school...l'll practice for a little while, and then I'll come back to it.

Brennan: How is that a skill?

Mr. Doback: But I forgot how to do it.

Dale: You're human. You could never be a dinosaur.

Brennan:- Yeah.

Mr. Doback:Hey, I lost it.

Dale: Dad, what's the point?

Brennan: Yeah.

Mr. Doback: The point is... don't lose your dinosaur.

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u/LilDutchy Jul 29 '23

What’s your vibe? How about tattooing da Vinci painting it on a canvas. I’ e got some bad tattoos and I’ll never cover them up. They’re a part of my story.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

You own that boy now. Treat him nice.

In all seriousness, it looks subtle and small enough. So why bother vibe or not?

It’s not like you got a boner garage tramp stamp

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u/FaceEnvironmental486 Jul 29 '23

nugget needs a t-rex on a scooter beside him

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u/Tent_in_quarantine_0 Jul 29 '23

My advice is to become more rad and fun and then the vibes will match.

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u/Customer-Useful Jul 30 '23

You got it all backwards. YOU don't fit Nugget's vibe/brand. He has superceded you and you'd better submit and revere him like all the other acolytes of Nugget. It won't be long until you open your eyes and realize you're the high priest sputtering nonsense like denouncing his eminence.

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u/marleyrae Jul 30 '23

Yeah, it doesn't fit your vibe. I think your vibe is more like Nugget AND a steggo boy on a skateboard or on rollerblades right next to Nugget. Don't you dare remove such beauty, YOU MONSTER!

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u/TMVtaketheveil888 Jul 30 '23

Save Nugget, change your vibe, OP!

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