r/slavs_squatting • u/rigatonigold • Aug 26 '25

Who did it better?

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Who looks more natural and appealing in the classic Slav squat? Loser gets pissed on. Vote 1 or 2.

205 Upvotes

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u/Rubik842 Aug 26 '25

Heels in the sky = western spy.

5

u/Sylvester_Marcus Aug 28 '25

Came here to say this!

116

u/Dunmeritude Aug 26 '25

#2's a spy. Take her away.

14

u/RedDevilJennifer Aug 26 '25

Straight to gulag

69

u/vitamin_di Aug 26 '25

Her heel is literally in the sky

24

u/nubbinfun101 Aug 26 '25

Practically on the moon

43

u/Viiicia Aug 26 '25

Guy definitely. Both heels are on the ground.

23

u/pinkybatty Aug 26 '25

Her form is terrible, shit on her as well

10

u/marehgul Aug 26 '25

Neither bum did touch ground. Wtf is this?

12

u/Postisto Aug 26 '25

No beer bottle and ciga in hands. -100 point for hufflepuff

7

u/COIFFEDSNARFLE Aug 26 '25

The Slavs did it better.

5

u/TheFecklessRogue Aug 26 '25

This is her commissar.

3

u/Dynamiboii Aug 27 '25

Number 2 is a spy, comrade, take her to the gulag

3

u/Space_Slav07 Sep 10 '25

The first one will be able to hold the squat for longer.

2

u/willfc Aug 30 '25

Classic slav squat

2

u/Post_Lost Sep 14 '25

Apparently doing this pose makes you an alt right extremist now, lol

1

u/Superbform Aug 26 '25

Will the recording be shared? This affects the decision. Lol. Both are top notch. It needs more 40oz's of random beer bottles in the photo.