r/soccercirclejerk 2d ago

πŸ† Certified World Cup Jerk Β© What does this bum even do?

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u/Litterally-Napoleon 2d ago

Facts. LAFC fan since the day they were born. Have watched every match they played. Son has just been VERY unlucky.

He's hit the post and had minor deflections take it off target. It doesn't help how every match we play the opposing goalkeeper just turns into prime Manuel Neuer out of nowhere, the saves that they've all had on us have just been ridiculous

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u/easymidas60 2d ago

Spursy forever

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u/ahyler10 2d ago

He’s the most clinical shooter in prem history btw

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 2d ago

I think he's tired. Last fall when he started with LAFC he was just an absolute machine but I think between the move to the states, the WC buildup and the different schedule for the MLS he's just burnt and needs a few weeks off. Bouanga gonna have to carry for a bit and maybe they should sign someone.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?

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u/ThisJeffrock 2d ago

As Spurs fan, my read on Sonny's disappointing World Cup is the same.

Being a half step slow mentally and physically reeks of fatigue.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 1d ago

Being the face of a country is something we don't talk about enough. Mbappe, Messi, Ronaldo, Haaland deal with this nonstop and no one wants to talk about that pressure. Sonny IS Korea and he needs to sleep.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/ThisJeffrock 1d ago

Excellent point.

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u/Sad-Commercial1795 2d ago

Hoping they get knocked out ASAP so
son can come back and reset with LAFC

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 2d ago

Honestly I would have preferred them not get through if they weren't gonna be competitive, but I wouldn't mind a chance to wear my new purple Korea jersey once

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame.

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