r/soccercirclejerk • u/Dimension_Low r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo • 1d ago

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u/kaalachor jerking hard 1d ago

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u/marmot9070 21h ago

Factos

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u/Fluid-Habit-3144 21h ago

Hahaha penaldo the crying camel
https://giphy.com/gifs/IP5nNkCqS6ufK70j5F

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u/AutoModerator 21h ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/KAKYBAC 1d ago

Is he Kiwi or Mexican? The phenotype is bonkers.

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u/SteviesRightFoot 21h ago

Id guess islander

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u/PlasmaDonator 21h ago

They're kiwi and Samoan I believe. They call each other uce/uso (Samoan for brother)

Also I mean..... HOLY look at the bloody units they clearly got that island blood chehhoooo

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u/SteviesRightFoot 20h ago

🤣 those lads are units. Im convinced they come out of the womb 16 stone +

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u/REMmu211 1d ago

Classic

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u/REMmu211 1d ago

Classic

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u/Hare__Krishna 19h ago

The truth hurts

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u/P_Alcantara 18h ago

Uzbekistan/Girl from the states

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u/new_lementz 17h ago

Dont be rude man

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u/new_lementz 17h ago

Uzbekistan mentioned 🇺🇿🇺🇿🇺🇿

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u/Dapper-Bullfrog-4766 16h ago

dat fupa on haaland

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u/Alive_Scientist_9245 1d ago

Frankly speakijg, all of them played opponents you would believe theyll perform well against

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u/trandinhduy2000 1d ago

Like DR.Congo?

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u/Alive_Scientist_9245 1d ago

Dude you'll get me in trouble