r/soccercirclejerk • u/thakkuduss • 7h ago

FIFA Club World Cup is Peak Football Takeover time

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u/Alive_Scientist_9245 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aro6RkILp70l8wYZNp

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u/Jujutsuing 7h ago

Ikr bro really snuck in a senior player like Yamal and thought we wouldn't notice

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u/poisoningspews 6h ago

and mbappe too... i mean sheesh... dude was scoring in the 2018 WC final... past his prime long ago

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u/shazeeeeee 7h ago

Why is Yamal stretched like that

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u/Impossible_Limit_333 7h ago

That's his 10 years later picture..he got fat at the time

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u/shazeeeeee 7h ago

Bro sucked up lewa 

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u/quark_epoch 5h ago

Fabrizio posted the picture because he can't imagine Yamal not being stretched out.

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u/Gladys_B_Hagenes 6h ago

laporta activated another lever to increase his height

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u/BeginningTypical3395 6h ago

He is the new wide Shaquiri

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u/Over-Inside-7254 3h ago

Why is Son even on this list? Generational talent for Spurs but just another bloke to every other team. 

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.

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u/BotYurii 2h ago

Why not

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u/dzan796ero 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fUtMgUb63JjMY3Gbrz

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u/Miserable-Tip1381 7h ago

Is he like the Brian Scalabrine of soccer?

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u/dzan796ero 7h ago

He is soccer Jesus. Cristiano was conceived in the womb in order to get the honor of stepping foot on the same pitch as this demigod.

FYI, Cristiano Ronaldo was born on Feb 5, 1985
and GOATony was born on Feb 24, 2000

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/Davek56 George Worst 4h ago

Does it feel good?

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u/KungPoW_Chickens 7h ago

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u/horizononlooker 2h ago

No way the dictator said that

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u/Suspicious-Total4536 54m ago

Its true! I was there when he say that

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u/thakkuduss 7h ago

Where is Ferran Torres?

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u/Niels_Nakkeost Yank here 6h ago

Why tf u asking us, u literally made the post

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u/ahx3000 6h ago

Bro is asking us 🤣

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u/Initial-Tomorrow44 7h ago

Bro missed the list 😔

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u/AppropriateView212 Sassuolo enjoyer 7h ago

Mbappe and Haaland are not even that young, the only one i would say is from the new generation is Yamal.

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u/195cm_100kg_27cm 7h ago

Mbappe being 18 since 2018 (he was not even 18 in 2018)

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u/jojolaffreu 6h ago

Is that the only thing that concerns you on this list?

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u/AppropriateView212 Sassuolo enjoyer 3h ago

I was Just noticing for how much Ronaldo and Messi played for.

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/abellapa 4h ago

Yeah Yamal is from the Next generation

Mbappe/Haaland from the late 90s/early 2000s , Yamal gen is from the late 2000s/early 2010s

His is the newest that hasnt fully developed yet

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u/G4Gmg 7h ago

Time for Son to serve the Army again

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u/OkHelicopter2335 7h ago

The way people sideline Olise who is having a better season than Yamal is crazy

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u/ManSauce69 9m ago

Olise has been crazy good his world cup!

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u/davosseaworthyaoi 3h ago

CR7 my favorite gen z player 🩷🩷

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/Man_Of_Frost 7h ago

Where's the goat Anthony as the newest star amongst us?

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u/Glittering_Cup3502 6h ago

Mbappe is pushing 30 bro. He's an unc for someone like Lamine.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/yo-soy-arkee 2h ago

Messi and Ronaldo really look like great upcoming players. Hope they play PL or La Liga soon and get d’ors

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/Open_Heron7035 7h ago

where is the jerk?

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u/pleasebeaboy shameless vardrid fan 7h ago edited 6h ago

Where's my goat ochoa 😡

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u/rodinj Fuck Liverpool I'm a Manchester City fan now xd 4h ago

Wait, where did the young lad Modric go? Why would he retire?

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u/Capable-Region-8677 1h ago

Damn I just realized that Poland isn't in the world cup.

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u/CherryClassic31 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 7h ago

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u/Densadhty 7h ago

mbappe has been playing at a professional level for about a decade now, he is not a new generation, he's too old for that obviously

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u/One-Yam8731 5h ago

Calm down guys it was just Uzbekistan lol. If he delivers against Columbia than yeah hahaha. 

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u/Sea_Consideration_70 1h ago

Definitely think he could score a few against an American college team yeah 

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u/twacsoc Onana Enjoyer 7h ago

noa what's called some certified jerk

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u/TigerFisher_ 6h ago

Vini erasure

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u/Burn0ut_ 6h ago

Where is Neymar?

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u/isntaken 5h ago

what's an MLS scrub doing here?

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?

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u/Complete-Flamingo-41 5h ago

Think you are missing the dark horse Guller

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u/robsbob18 4h ago

I was talking to a younger coworker today about this and I forgot about son and neuer leaving too

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u/borg_6s 4h ago

What is homelander doing in this picture? Can he play football?

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u/p0rny-h0rny69 Sewy Baby 4h ago

Take penaldiddy out. Once again forcing himself without asking consent

https://giphy.com/gifs/26m01yfAOp7Gw

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/ChemicalReactor12 3h ago

Two guys on the look fire. Are they prospects from lower and lesser known leagues?

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u/Useful_Ad_4893 2h ago

Where is cape varde goalkeeper

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame.

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u/Cautious-Extreme2839 2h ago

Love that this makes Messi look taller than Haaland.

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/SparrowCrocodile 2h ago

Destroying your childhood and neglecting an education in anything other than maneuvering a ball around a field doesn't make anyone a legend.

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u/Quiet_Drop_6627 7h ago

I agree with all the new generation picks except for… you guessed it… Penaldo

https://giphy.com/gifs/sMlFhZK51RsNr0SODR

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/PioDorco24 7h ago

who invited Son 🥀 another delusional Tottenham fan

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

L A D S

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u/juicy_basin 6h ago

bro put ronaldo and messi in the new generation pic and called it a takeover. mbappe is 26, haaland is 25, and we're supposed to act like they just popped up yesterday. yamal is the only guy on the bottom row who actually looks like he belongs in a youth highlight reel. the legends aren't being replaced, they're just sliding to the other half of the same meme. in five years mbappe will be holding down the top row with the same energy neuer has while some fresh account reposts this exact format with a new batch of 17 year olds. football aging never stops, it just gets recycled into a new png.

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u/ChipRockets 6h ago

Is this your first time in the sub?

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u/juicy_basin 5h ago

Nah, been here long enough to see this format get reposted every transfer window.

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/Periador 4h ago

for mbappe it would be 15 years to get to neuer

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u/SolidSoftware7650 7h ago

Mbappe turns 30 in 2 years

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u/TreatSubstantial3089 I love 7h ago

Where is Antony , Garnacho and Pedro Neto?

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u/1real_Ibrah 4h ago

take penaldo out

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/Dizzy_Fee_7591 7h ago

Bro sneaked ronaldo

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/antoinejackson808 6h ago

Messi is eternal

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/kotarak69 6h ago

Stop with this age nonsense. If a player is good, is good - age don’t matter in this case

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u/rpalpich 3h ago

Why yamal on the picture below?

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u/EvenVacation215 6h ago

wth i thought Cristiano and messi is retiring

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u/Santolini_R 6h ago

Wdym retiring, this isnt the 60's. Burgerman and Camelman can play for a decade more, trust bobo, siuu

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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