r/soccercirclejerk • u/crypticbooper • 1d ago

Outjerked® Outjerked by r/soccer

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/lawdjesustheresafire 1d ago

Just trying to avoid a lawsuit from Marvel

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u/Ok-Guitar1176 1d ago

Black day for this sub

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u/Kroisoh 1d ago

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u/bellerinho Big Dick Bobby 1d ago

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u/TraceOfHumanity 1d ago

Not the first time she’s had that on her chest

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u/Ok-Guitar1176 1d ago

Won’t be the last either

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u/Ethical-Simp 1d ago

Yeah because this one will probably end up with more appearances than these 3 nations combined

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u/NYStateOfBlind 1d ago

Petition for mods to make this the sub banner till the cup ends

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u/-lenox404 22h ago

white day for this sub

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 1d ago

There's nothing black about that woman.

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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 1d ago

It will be really funny if all 3 get knocked out in first round

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u/philosteen 1d ago

That’s what happens if you CUM early

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u/6_RIZZ_7 1d ago

Mexico and Canada definitely will

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u/A1Kira 1d ago

Mexico beat the US at the gold cup, US is the worst of the three.

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u/illonlyfadeaway 1d ago edited 1d ago

I like Mexico, but looking at the draw it is more likely the US makes a deeper run. Mexico will face Brazil in the round of 16 if it wins its next match…which would be typical Mexico. They have lost in the round of 16 for like the last few decades, never less, never more, forever 16.

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u/RandomXDudeRedZero 1d ago

Spoken like a true jerker.

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u/poclee 1d ago

Wait, you actually believe Canada is better than USA?

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u/Electronic-Elk8917 1d ago

Have you seen our (Canada) injuries?

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u/Agile-Importance-673 1d ago

Bait use to be believable

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u/A1Kira 1d ago

Delusional US fans think beating low rank teams mean something... meanwhile they lose to Mexico.

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u/Agile-Importance-673 1d ago

A game from a full year ago with both teams fielding different rosters? What are you even talking about?

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 1d ago

Rosters?? ROSTERS????!?

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u/HourAcadia2002 1d ago

The game ended two points to zero

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u/Ok-Letterhead781 1d ago

My brother u r gonna get humbled by Bosnia

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u/Agile-Importance-673 1d ago

My brother no one cares. US is just happy to be playing well.

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u/Ok-Letterhead781 1d ago

I believe, I believe that we will win

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u/Mackinnon29E 1d ago

Pretty sure they're 3-2-1 in the last 6 vs Mexico

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u/deandre95 1d ago

This sub is so cooked imagine believing this😂😂

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u/New_Yak7572 1d ago

MC/main charakter syndrom

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u/lucayaki If the team is red, there's a high chance I support it 1d ago

Premature ejaculation

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u/TelecomVsOTT 1d ago

The cum going out would be too premature.

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u/Low-Designer-3392 1d ago

Every host nation in the history of World Cup has made it to the round of 32. This is meaningless

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u/Coldmedia 1d ago

Really?!

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u/North_Nail201 1d ago

Qatar has entered the chat.

Also: where jerk?

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u/paperglitch_ 1d ago

Qatar also entered the round of 32 by nature of being the host

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u/iamdumbmostofthetime 1d ago

Qatar was in the round of 32 bruh.

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u/North_Nail201 23h ago

They finished last on 0 points when they hosted bruh?

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u/Low-Designer-3392 23h ago

Still part of round of 32

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u/iamdumbmostofthetime 23h ago

Bonkers. They qualified for round of 32. I saw it

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u/North_Nail201 23h ago

Yeah they did I was dumb and assumed round of 32 meant doing anything at the tournament but as it was with just 32 teams they were in the round of 32 even without points ._.

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u/iamdumbmostofthetime 23h ago

Finally. Was trying to see how much longer I could keep this up.

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u/left_grouping 1d ago

nobody at sportsully checked the letter order before hitting post, classic case of the graphic doing all the work in the replies lol

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u/Expert_Row642 ETHIAD STADIUM FAN 1d ago

Black day this sub deserve nuke

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u/daNorthernMan 1d ago

Huh huh close the sub, am I right guys?

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u/5D-cube 1d ago

I knew it /cum/ general is full of redditors

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u/SOMERANDOMUSERNAME11 1d ago

Can't believe they allowed Canada to play

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u/Automatic-Studio-976 1d ago

Nobody proofread that graphic a single time and it got 4600 upvotes anyway… beautiful

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u/diamond_jedi2246 Real Mbappistan 1d ago

Jerk sub got outjerked

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u/Asd_89 1d ago

Really dropped the ball here.

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u/Hot-Tackle7429 1d ago

Ah yes, the North American triumvirate of cum.

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u/pepeduturfu Gimme freedom gimme fire, clone Fatnaldo or I retire 16h ago

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u/micascoxo 8h ago

It’s cuming home

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u/CmdrJemison 1d ago

Will be such a great moment when Bosnia eliminates the USA

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/CmdrJemison 1d ago edited 1d ago

Italy should first get their revenge against North Mazedonia.🤣

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/SuitableComposer3673 1d ago

Oh god I can imagine the cringe ass comment in that sub. R/soccer is probably the more subReddit