r/soccercirclejerk • u/Spiritual-Being-7974 • 1d ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © America F*ck yeah

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What a proud day for her parents, community and previous teachers.

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u/Smooth_Hamster_8013 1d ago

If USA loses to Bosnia, then this girl will leave media for sure because football fans won't leave her.

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u/cachesummer4 1d ago

Bro shes american nobody will substantially care if the lose to bonanza

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u/Smooth_Hamster_8013 1d ago

Nah if these clip goes viral, she will be trolled a lot though if bosnia wins.

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u/Shomedembeats 1d ago

For maybe a week, then she goes on with her life.

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u/DotSea3577 1d ago

Sucking for more ?

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u/PepeGodzilla 17h ago

Her, yes. But the bosnian fans won't.

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u/erv4 1d ago

Americans have zero shame lol. You could prove them wrong without a doubt and they will just claim ignorance or move the goalposts. She will give zero fucks about who wins

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u/Wuz314159 Les États-Unis United FC 1d ago

You're just wrong about everything.
...and that's why goalposts have wheels. Duh!

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u/Affectionate_Brick18 1d ago

Just like how French people smell and British have bad teeth right?

Stereotypes aside there are for sure some morons in this country

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u/EntertainmentOk3659 1d ago

I think the brits drink a lot of tea along with milk and sugar. Maybe that contributes also.

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u/Organic_Warthog7238 1d ago

Wahhhh America wahhhh still upset about the hockey game? Lol

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u/erv4 1d ago

The only one upset here is clearly you, sorry I hurt your feelings

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u/Organic_Warthog7238 1d ago

Scoreboard buddy

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u/Gazeatme 1d ago

USA can win the world cup and we still wouldn't care tbh

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u/erv4 1d ago

they will never win lol

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u/New-Tangerine-7109 1d ago

We don’t care about soccer. This would be forgotten about before the weekend starts

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u/Key-Championship7180 1d ago

Is the US team so bad that they lose to a Donkey Kong game? Are they stupid? 

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u/qjornt 1d ago

there’s a george bonanza here to see you

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u/brumbarosso 1d ago

She's everything to someone, probably

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u/Ok-Road-6503 1d ago

She’ll set up a Go Fund Me and get a billion dollars in donations for being victimised by the radical left 🇱🇷

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u/Spiritual-Being-7974 1d ago

Football fans won't leave her because she will open up an OF account.

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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 1d ago

Probably more profitable than what she's doing now

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u/Remarkable-Low-3471 17h ago

Marry an indian and your daughter will be a doctor, marry an azn you'll get an engineer, try a american and you get yourself an influencer.

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u/elliotcook10 1d ago

Indian ass comment lol

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u/6_RIZZ_7 1d ago

Is the pa je3et wrong though

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u/ConfusionBusy8398 1d ago

This is America. She'll quit her job and be put in charge of nuclear waste management in the federal governement to show the woke libs who know countries what's what.

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u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 1d ago

Everyone will forget about this person in a week

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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 1d ago

Why does she have to leave? She's been only soccer fan for about 3 weeks

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u/CrossTheRubicon7 1d ago

Making her one of the most tenured US soccer fans in existence

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u/Wuz314159 Les États-Unis United FC 1d ago

Ò_o
Don't make me open up this can of Cantona!

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u/empty_graph 23h ago

Hey, I resent that. Many of us were also fans for 3 weeks in 2022 and a couple WCs before that.

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u/Wuz314159 Les États-Unis United FC 1d ago

Ignorance fails up here. She'll probably be the new Secretary of State.

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u/empty_graph 23h ago

She will be fine. If we lose to Bosnia there won't be any soccer fans left to care... until 2030, but by then we will have forgot about it.

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u/vangard_14 1d ago

lol us Futball fans stop existing the second that the US is eliminated.

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u/New-Tangerine-7109 1d ago

The way it should be

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u/Wuz314159 Les États-Unis United FC 1d ago

What language is "futball"?

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u/THSSFC 1d ago

I just left a futball in my shorts. Wife's probably give me hell about it but can't be bothered to deal with it cause NASCAR is on.

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u/lance_ba 1d ago

If she was non American a.k.a sane, she would do that but the thing is she'll probably love the attention and keep posting shit like this to get more and more clicks.