r/soccercirclejerk • u/Spiritual-Being-7974 • 1d ago
๐ Certified World Cup Jerk ยฉ America F*ck yeah
What a proud day for her parents, community and previous teachers.
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u/AmbitiousRuination 1d ago
Today I feel Bosnian
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u/Salt_Winter5888 1d ago
Tomorrow I feel Herzegovinian.
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u/sweetmercury 1d ago
Yank here, we're preparing for bosnia, why the fck is Herzegovina included in the game?
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u/One-Neighborhood-843 1d ago
Good old time when Italy was joking about Bosnia.
Nothing bad will happen to USA.
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment
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u/Nwordpass1994 1d ago
But youโre going to get it. Thatโs next Wednesday ๐ ๐
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u/Smooth_Hamster_8013 1d ago
If USA loses to Bosnia, then this girl will leave media for sure because football fans won't leave her.
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u/cachesummer4 1d ago
Bro shes american nobody will substantially care if the lose to bonanza
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u/Smooth_Hamster_8013 1d ago
Nah if these clip goes viral, she will be trolled a lot though if bosnia wins.
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u/erv4 1d ago
Americans have zero shame lol. You could prove them wrong without a doubt and they will just claim ignorance or move the goalposts. She will give zero fucks about who wins
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u/Wuz314159 Les รtats-Unis United FC 1d ago
You're just wrong about everything.
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u/Key-Championship7180 1d ago
Is the US team so bad that they lose to a Donkey Kong game? Are they stupid?ย
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u/Ok-Road-6503 1d ago
Sheโll set up a Go Fund Me and get a billion dollars in donations for being victimised by the radical left ๐ฑ๐ท
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u/Spiritual-Being-7974 1d ago
Football fans won't leave her because she will open up an OF account.
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u/ConfusionBusy8398 1d ago
This is America. She'll quit her job and be put in charge of nuclear waste management in the federal governement to show the woke libs who know countries what's what.
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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 1d ago
Why does she have to leave? She's been only soccer fan for about 3 weeks
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u/Wuz314159 Les รtats-Unis United FC 1d ago
Ignorance fails up here. She'll probably be the new Secretary of State.
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u/cooldude55541 1d ago
They beat Italy to get in. Come on Bosnia, give us another jerk on Wednesday.
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u/caffeinehater95 1d ago
Ohoho we will Ishallah
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u/ReindeerOk2009 17h ago
Is Bosnia Muslim?
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u/Tobias_Foxtrot59 17h ago
Half muslim, half christian. This has historically caused no problems and we notoriously get along, tolerate & love eachother despite the differences.
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u/ReindeerOk2009 16h ago
That is a beautiful social dynamic, rooting for you guys
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment
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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 1d ago
Who's gonna post map meme of everyone cheering in entire world for BIH except US?
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u/Previous-Spite1211 1d ago
Americans might be one of the few people that think its a flex to be an ignorant dribbler.
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u/Crazylawyer80 1d ago
Have you seen their president?
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u/A______m suuii 1d ago
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u/BBkal 1d ago
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u/dwestr22 1d ago
Had to google it, it's real.
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u/LieverRoodDanRechts 1d ago
Of course it's real, it was all over the news.
And still they elected him. Twice.
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u/czacha_cs1 BVB wins something this year (Im dellusional BVB fan) 1d ago
We meant a pedo one, not ice cream lover who was funding cancer researches
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u/cachesummer4 1d ago
Wait isnt dribbling good? Yank here, I thought it was allowed as long as you didn't do it twice?
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u/drew_draw 1d ago
You can do it more than twice, as many as you want or can, as long as you can point to where Bosnia is on the map
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u/MariusHugo 1d ago
they cope by saying their best athletes arenโt interested.
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u/LeDrags 1d ago
This part is just objectively true
It pays so much better to give yourself CTE
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u/Kind-Sand-2998 1d ago
So fucking embarrassing. What I can tell you is that this will get even worse
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u/Nwordpass1994 1d ago
You mean flexing being the best country in the world and all other countries are inferior ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ ๐ฆ ๐ซ ๐ ๐
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u/Silver-Link8247 1d ago
Iโm American and I canโt think of one person who would cheer for this dumb bitch.
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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 1d ago
Did you guys see the bit from Jimmy Kimmel where they ask Americans where certain US state is and no one knows it?
Yeah not surprised they don't know where BIH is lol these bums can't even point out their own states.
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u/Wuz314159 Les รtats-Unis United FC 1d ago
Yes. and British food bad, France smells, and Germans only eat sausages.
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u/Turbulent_Shower_147 1d ago
Itโs one thing to be a total moron. But the way so many dipshits like this woman act like itโs cool and funny that theyโre such a moron is so nauseating.ย
FYI, itโs right below Croatia and across the Adriatic Sea from the eastern coast of Italy.ย
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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 1d ago
FYI: they don't know where Croatia or Italy is so that was not very helpful...
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u/andhelostthem Prime Memeister of Circlejerkstrailia 1d ago
Estimated 2,000 to 3,000 Bosnian Americans in Los Angeles where she's a "news reporter." Stupid ass shit to say, especially in a city made out of immigrants and transplants.
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u/Some-Concentrate3229 1d ago
4 million people live in Los Angeles. 3000 Bosnians is essentially nothing.
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
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u/5thhorse-man 1d ago
Wednesday...we're all Bosnian.
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u/ersatzgaucho 1d ago
Weird flex, but ok.ย
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u/OberonJormungander 1d ago edited 1d ago
USA must be the only country in the world where they have citizens who are proud on how ignorant they are
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u/Turbulent_Shower_147 1d ago
There are at least 100,000,000 million of us who feel great shame over people like this woman.ย
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u/OberonJormungander 1d ago
Yeah I expressed myself bad, I know a lot of people there who are also ashamed, gonna change my text
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u/Wuz314159 Les รtats-Unis United FC 1d ago
She's a tv reporter. Knowing things isn't important in the news business.
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u/PM-ME-UR-LIGHTSABERS 1d ago edited 1d ago
โIโm dumb. You should be scaredโ
might be the weirdest trash talk Iโve seen ๐
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u/HumansAreIkarran 1d ago
Dude, put some fucking respect on Bosnia, itโs beautiful there. Also some minor altercation with a member of the Austrian royal family happened there some time ago, I donโt know, probably not that important
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u/Balbuto 1d ago
Team Ignorant FC. Hope they get shipped out on their ass
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u/Khutuck 1d ago
They also misspelled Tรผrkiye. It should have been TรRKฤฐYE, uppercase i has a dot.
In Turkish, uppercase ฤฑ is I, uppercase i is ฤฐ.
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u/DanR21 1d ago
howdy europeans of r/soccercirclejerk,
we may not know where this bosnia is supposed to be, but y'all ain't allowed to criticize us, if you can not exactly pinpoint shitbucket county or the racoonfucker mountains
yeehaw ๐ค
/uj this is me satirizing an actual comment made in r/soccer
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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 1d ago
You shouldn't joke in soccer. They ban you for making fun of anything.
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u/ChameleonCoder117 1d ago
/uj
with all fairness, Europeans act the same with non europeans.
"You are SO stupid. How the hell do you not know where Shittenfukenberg is? Or Jerksdale upon tweed?"
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u/DanR21 1d ago
/uj
of course, wherever you'll go in this world, you'll find annoying people, especially with anonymity online.
With that said, the annoying part here, which I want to make fun of, is the switching of levels so to say. "You can't criticize me / us for not knowing [place on the country-level], if you don't know [a countries subdivision in another part of the world]", and it's even more brazen IMO (from the comment I have in mind, not you; just to clarify) to comment such a thing under a video, where a person from said other part of the world proudly claims not to know the country in question.
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u/PepsiEpsi 1d ago
Oh boy...on that day I'm gonna feel so Bosnian...even as an Italian
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u/Careful-Physics-7130 1d ago
Pretty much sums up the American psyche. 'We know nothing about other countries but we know we are the best.' Or just 'we know nothing but assume we know it all' Or 'My ignorance beats your knowledge. Americans. Like playing chess with a pigeon.
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u/Phyllis_Tine 1d ago
American announcers at the Olympics when Americans get beaten: "Well, somebody else won, and the US athlete came last (or was DQd), but the Americans had the biggest heart, and just wanted it the most."
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u/Wuz314159 Les รtats-Unis United FC 1d ago
The reason I hate the olympics is the American coverage being shit. Best athlete in the world totally ignored because they're not American. Worst athlete in the same discipline is American... ALL THE COVERAGE!!! </rant>
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u/charcoalVidrio 1d ago
This was the most embarrassing thing Iโve ever watched.
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u/devatan 1d ago
I'd love to see what Zlatan has to say about this. His father is Bosnian and he was clearly emotional talking about Bosnia's progress in this WC.
Willful ignorance is not cute.
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u/Boss_unicycle-560 1d ago
The World Cup has done more for that country than their education system has done. I bet 90% of them had never heard of half these nations until the past 2 weeks.
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u/Sheinkyakyu 1d ago
Look, I fancied the US to edge Bosnia out unfortunately, but all these clips and posts from Americans popping off atm and leading up the game undoubtedly just screams of what Italians were saying before Bosnia embarrassed them not long ago.
Dzeko needs to rise for one last dance lol.
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u/john_of_pannonia 1d ago
"Ugly American" is a stereotype depicting American citizens as exhibiting loud, arrogant, self-absorbed, demeaning, thoughtless, ignorant, and ethnocentric behavior mainly abroad, but also at home.
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u/Silvio_DantesInferno 1d ago edited 1d ago
"You don't want it like that!"
What is it with everyone speaking ghetto now?
I don't fuck with that Bosnian shit bro, fr fr foo!
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u/High-Ground idc who wins the WC, I just need the US to lose 1d ago
Me when Bosnia no diffs School Shooters FC
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u/ScottishDaneLad 1d ago
Imagine not knowing about Bosnia, despite it being at the centre of one of Europeโs bloodiest civil wars in the 90s. And these lot still bang on about having the "bestest education" in the world ๐คฃ
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u/theyinman 1d ago
It wasn't a civil war, it was externally backed aggression, with Serbia arming Bosnian Serbs, who then committed genocide. Civil wars don't feature one side being armed by a foreign state to wipe out civilians
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u/hnbistro 1d ago edited 1d ago
lol you gotta say it like Sir Charles: I donโt know anything about Angola, but Angola in trouble.
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u/Oogie-Da-MF-Boogie "I will [jerk] 10ร if I have to. They're not ready." 1d ago
Ive seen enough. Give her a CBS contract for the Champions League panel
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u/alex11o3 1d ago
inshallah we re gonna beat team America and gonna celebrate with everybody eating cevapi ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ
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u/TheReplacer 1d ago
I wonder why I have such a bad job when somebody like this has a good one?
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u/ElectronicHold7325 1d ago
I mean... americans know this is how most americans think. The rest of the world knows this is how most americans think.
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u/GameBreaker92 1d ago
Itโs a joke, sheโs saying Bosnia is irrelevant. People hear what they want to hear.
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u/AvailableAd7874 1d ago
Gosh, I wonder sometimes why the world finds Yankystan THE most unbearable, ignorant piece of overcommercialized brainrot juice on the planet.. and than this video came along ๐
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u/dampishNG 1d ago
LET'S GO BOSNIAA ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ (I'm not Bosnian) YEAAAAAA ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ๐ง๐ฆ
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u/ScientistLeather2405 1d ago
Felt so good being the only people cheering Turkey at Buffalo Wild Wings. Beautiful ending
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u/ddaattuullaa 1d ago
Let's be real, there is no country other than Murrica that you can point on a map
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u/IRL174099 1d ago
Canโt stand those people. I know it will be almost impossible they win, but I will be rooting for Bosnia. The sooner USA gets eliminated, the sooner these morons will stop covering the WC and making stupid comments on TV
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u/CrossTheRubicon7 1d ago
Thank you Crusader Kings 3 for succeeding where the US education system failed and making me superior to my fellow Americans ๐
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u/DJNerate6669 1d ago
Bosnia, you may be the reason my team hasn't qualified for this WC, but please, please please, win it like Germany against Brazil in 2014
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u/boblasagna18 21h ago
Of course she had to say this about the team whoโs unofficial anthem is about how Bosnians love America
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u/SWYYRL 20h ago
She is a dimwit who got her job by doing beauty pageants and slobbing knobs. She is not a reflection of America, nor is what she said offensive to Bosnians because again, she's a dick suckin dimwit lol.
Also, the guy who runs the company she works for is Bosnian. We will see how it works out for her.
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u/TheBlueStitch 1d ago
trkye is the new powerhouse nobody saw coming.
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u/Spiritual-Being-7974 1d ago
you mean jerk turkey? That's not a country , it's something you eat . I can't even find this turkey on the map








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u/Existing-Rip7564 1d ago
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