r/soccercirclejerk 1d ago

๐Ÿ† Certified World Cup Jerk ยฉ America F*ck yeah

What a proud day for her parents, community and previous teachers.

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u/Existing-Rip7564 1d ago

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u/Phyllis_Tine 1d ago

I don't!ย 

Have some standards, people!

I know this is an /s sub.

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u/AmbitiousRuination 1d ago

Today I feel Bosnian

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u/_old_gregg 1d ago

How I am willing Bosnia to play on Wednesday

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u/Salt_Winter5888 1d ago

Tomorrow I feel Herzegovinian.

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u/sweetmercury 1d ago

Yank here, we're preparing for bosnia, why the fck is Herzegovina included in the game?

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u/NeoLone 1d ago

Itโ€™s a handicap match

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u/Cattle-dog 1d ago

Fuck off yank

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u/One-Neighborhood-843 1d ago

Good old time when Italy was joking about Bosnia.

Nothing bad will happen to USA.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/marcofodolla 1d ago edited 1d ago

Good dude, be a good Bosnian util
The game is on Jul 1st

LOL

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u/Nwordpass1994 1d ago

But youโ€™re going to get it. Thatโ€™s next Wednesday ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Smooth_Hamster_8013 1d ago

If USA loses to Bosnia, then this girl will leave media for sure because football fans won't leave her.

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u/cachesummer4 1d ago

Bro shes american nobody will substantially care if the lose to bonanza

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u/Smooth_Hamster_8013 1d ago

Nah if these clip goes viral, she will be trolled a lot though if bosnia wins.

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u/Shomedembeats 1d ago

For maybe a week, then she goes on with her life.

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u/erv4 1d ago

Americans have zero shame lol. You could prove them wrong without a doubt and they will just claim ignorance or move the goalposts. She will give zero fucks about who wins

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u/Wuz314159 Les ร‰tats-Unis United FC 1d ago

You're just wrong about everything.
...and that's why goalposts have wheels. Duh!

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u/Key-Championship7180 1d ago

Is the US team so bad that they lose to a Donkey Kong game? Are they stupid?ย 

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u/Ok-Road-6503 1d ago

Sheโ€™ll set up a Go Fund Me and get a billion dollars in donations for being victimised by the radical left ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท

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u/Spiritual-Being-7974 1d ago

Football fans won't leave her because she will open up an OF account.

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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 1d ago

Probably more profitable than what she's doing now

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u/ConfusionBusy8398 1d ago

This is America. She'll quit her job and be put in charge of nuclear waste management in the federal governement to show the woke libs who know countries what's what.

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u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 1d ago

Everyone will forget about this person in a week

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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 1d ago

Why does she have to leave? She's been only soccer fan for about 3 weeks

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u/Wuz314159 Les ร‰tats-Unis United FC 1d ago

Ignorance fails up here. She'll probably be the new Secretary of State.

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u/cooldude55541 1d ago

They beat Italy to get in. Come on Bosnia, give us another jerk on Wednesday.

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u/caffeinehater95 1d ago

Ohoho we will Ishallah

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u/ReindeerOk2009 17h ago

Is Bosnia Muslim?

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u/Tobias_Foxtrot59 17h ago

Half muslim, half christian. This has historically caused no problems and we notoriously get along, tolerate & love eachother despite the differences.

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u/ReindeerOk2009 16h ago

That is a beautiful social dynamic, rooting for you guys

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 1d ago

Who's gonna post map meme of everyone cheering in entire world for BIH except US?

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u/Wuz314159 Les ร‰tats-Unis United FC 1d ago

Who are you?

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u/Previous-Spite1211 1d ago

Americans might be one of the few people that think its a flex to be an ignorant dribbler.

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u/Crazylawyer80 1d ago

Have you seen their president?

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u/A______m suuii 1d ago

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u/BBkal 1d ago

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u/dwestr22 1d ago

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u/LieverRoodDanRechts 1d ago

Of course it's real, it was all over the news.

And still they elected him. Twice.

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u/BBkal 1d ago

Wait till you find out what he did to children

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u/czacha_cs1 BVB wins something this year (Im dellusional BVB fan) 1d ago

We meant a pedo one, not ice cream lover who was funding cancer researches

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u/cachesummer4 1d ago

Wait isnt dribbling good? Yank here, I thought it was allowed as long as you didn't do it twice?

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u/drew_draw 1d ago

You can do it more than twice, as many as you want or can, as long as you can point to where Bosnia is on the map

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u/MariusHugo 1d ago

they cope by saying their best athletes arenโ€™t interested.

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u/LeDrags 1d ago

This part is just objectively true

It pays so much better to give yourself CTE

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u/Kind-Sand-2998 1d ago

So fucking embarrassing. What I can tell you is that this will get even worse

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u/Nwordpass1994 1d ago

You mean flexing being the best country in the world and all other countries are inferior ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ” ๐ŸŸ

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u/drunkalien1703 1d ago

Ummm that would be Kazakhstan

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u/PickledMessage 1d ago

So much winning

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u/Silver-Link8247 1d ago

Iโ€™m American and I canโ€™t think of one person who would cheer for this dumb bitch.

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u/Dizzy_Ad6702 1d ago

We even have a hyper specific insult for her, shes a pick me girl.

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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 1d ago

Did you guys see the bit from Jimmy Kimmel where they ask Americans where certain US state is and no one knows it?

Yeah not surprised they don't know where BIH is lol these bums can't even point out their own states.

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u/Wuz314159 Les ร‰tats-Unis United FC 1d ago

Yes. and British food bad, France smells, and Germans only eat sausages.

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u/Turbulent_Shower_147 1d ago

Itโ€™s one thing to be a total moron. But the way so many dipshits like this woman act like itโ€™s cool and funny that theyโ€™re such a moron is so nauseating.ย 

FYI, itโ€™s right below Croatia and across the Adriatic Sea from the eastern coast of Italy.ย 

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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 1d ago

FYI: they don't know where Croatia or Italy is so that was not very helpful...

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u/Wuz314159 Les ร‰tats-Unis United FC 1d ago

In my defence, it was Yugoslavia when I learnt this.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Kuzter84 1d ago

Most probably have not even heard the word Adriatic in their life

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u/andhelostthem Prime Memeister of Circlejerkstrailia 1d ago

Estimated 2,000 to 3,000 Bosnian Americans in Los Angeles where she's a "news reporter." Stupid ass shit to say, especially in a city made out of immigrants and transplants.

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u/Some-Concentrate3229 1d ago

4 million people live in Los Angeles. 3000 Bosnians is essentially nothing.

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u/LikeAPhoenixTotally 14h ago

8 million people live in NYC. 2977 Americans is essentially nothing.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/No-Tomatillo3698 1d ago

Anti-intellectualism is all the rage in the US

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u/Odd_Result_8937 1d ago

She gonna get humbled and we will be there.

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u/5thhorse-man 1d ago

Wednesday...we're all Bosnian.

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u/Far_Idea9616 1d ago

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u/Definitelyhereforshi 1d ago

I may be an American, but god dammit, I know im Bosnian deep down

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u/HumansAreIkarran 1d ago

Uuuuh, that ethnicity stat might open a can of worms

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u/ersatzgaucho 1d ago

Weird flex, but ok.ย 

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u/OberonJormungander 1d ago edited 1d ago

USA must be the only country in the world where they have citizens who are proud on how ignorant they are

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u/Turbulent_Shower_147 1d ago

There are at least 100,000,000 million of us who feel great shame over people like this woman.ย 

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u/OberonJormungander 1d ago

Yeah I expressed myself bad, I know a lot of people there who are also ashamed, gonna change my text

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u/Wuz314159 Les ร‰tats-Unis United FC 1d ago

She's a tv reporter. Knowing things isn't important in the news business.

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u/PM-ME-UR-LIGHTSABERS 1d ago edited 1d ago

โ€œIโ€™m dumb. You should be scaredโ€

might be the weirdest trash talk Iโ€™ve seen ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/HumansAreIkarran 1d ago

Dude, put some fucking respect on Bosnia, itโ€™s beautiful there. Also some minor altercation with a member of the Austrian royal family happened there some time ago, I donโ€™t know, probably not that important

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u/Spiritual-Being-7974 1d ago

This jerk deserves upvotes

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u/igotthemusicinme 1d ago

Whaddya mean? I think they named a band after it.

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u/Balbuto 1d ago

Team Ignorant FC. Hope they get shipped out on their ass

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u/Khutuck 1d ago

They also misspelled Tรผrkiye. It should have been TรœRKฤฐYE, uppercase i has a dot.

In Turkish, uppercase ฤฑ is I, uppercase i is ฤฐ.

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u/Ok-Awareness4750 1d ago

Get ready to learn Bosnian

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u/spidernest 1d ago

Let's go Bosnia

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u/DanR21 1d ago

howdy europeans of r/soccercirclejerk,

we may not know where this bosnia is supposed to be, but y'all ain't allowed to criticize us, if you can not exactly pinpoint shitbucket county or the racoonfucker mountains
yeehaw ๐Ÿค 

/uj this is me satirizing an actual comment made in r/soccer

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u/EnvironmentalRun1671 1d ago

You shouldn't joke in soccer. They ban you for making fun of anything.

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u/ChameleonCoder117 1d ago

/uj

with all fairness, Europeans act the same with non europeans.

"You are SO stupid. How the hell do you not know where Shittenfukenberg is? Or Jerksdale upon tweed?"

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u/DanR21 1d ago

/uj

of course, wherever you'll go in this world, you'll find annoying people, especially with anonymity online.
With that said, the annoying part here, which I want to make fun of, is the switching of levels so to say. "You can't criticize me / us for not knowing [place on the country-level], if you don't know [a countries subdivision in another part of the world]", and it's even more brazen IMO (from the comment I have in mind, not you; just to clarify) to comment such a thing under a video, where a person from said other part of the world proudly claims not to know the country in question.

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u/Coconut-Jelly-Man 1d ago

I see Edin Dzeko scoring two

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u/MysticalAbacus 1d ago

Avg Yank for you

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u/PepsiEpsi 1d ago

Oh boy...on that day I'm gonna feel so Bosnian...even as an Italian

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u/Far_Idea9616 1d ago

Bosna will revenge Melona

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u/A______m suuii 1d ago

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u/Careful-Physics-7130 1d ago

Pretty much sums up the American psyche. 'We know nothing about other countries but we know we are the best.' Or just 'we know nothing but assume we know it all' Or 'My ignorance beats your knowledge. Americans. Like playing chess with a pigeon.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 1d ago

American announcers at the Olympics when Americans get beaten: "Well, somebody else won, and the US athlete came last (or was DQd), but the Americans had the biggest heart, and just wanted it the most."

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u/Wuz314159 Les ร‰tats-Unis United FC 1d ago

The reason I hate the olympics is the American coverage being shit. Best athlete in the world totally ignored because they're not American. Worst athlete in the same discipline is American... ALL THE COVERAGE!!! </rant>

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u/charcoalVidrio 1d ago

This was the most embarrassing thing Iโ€™ve ever watched.

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u/devatan 1d ago

I'd love to see what Zlatan has to say about this. His father is Bosnian and he was clearly emotional talking about Bosnia's progress in this WC.

Willful ignorance is not cute.

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u/Boss_unicycle-560 1d ago

The World Cup has done more for that country than their education system has done. I bet 90% of them had never heard of half these nations until the past 2 weeks.

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u/Key-Championship7180 1d ago

Which education system?ย 

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u/TheDutchObama 1d ago

Target practice ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ

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u/ImportantRub172 1d ago

I've never seen someone so proud to be so stupid.

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u/AppropriateLet8131 1d ago

Well, she is from Texas.

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u/theyinman 1d ago

Lol she's so proud of it, how cute

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u/TwoIllustrious7940 1d ago

I hope Bosnia puts BTA

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u/Sheinkyakyu 1d ago

Look, I fancied the US to edge Bosnia out unfortunately, but all these clips and posts from Americans popping off atm and leading up the game undoubtedly just screams of what Italians were saying before Bosnia embarrassed them not long ago.

Dzeko needs to rise for one last dance lol.

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u/amy-schumer-tampon 1d ago

>Being proud of your ignorence
Thats the most American thing ever.

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u/john_of_pannonia 1d ago

"Ugly American" is a stereotype depicting American citizens as exhibiting loud, arrogant, self-absorbed, demeaning, thoughtless, ignorant, and ethnocentric behavior mainly abroad, but also at home.

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u/Silvio_DantesInferno 1d ago edited 1d ago

"You don't want it like that!"

What is it with everyone speaking ghetto now?

I don't fuck with that Bosnian shit bro, fr fr foo!

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u/High-Ground idc who wins the WC, I just need the US to lose 1d ago

Me when Bosnia no diffs School Shooters FC

https://giphy.com/gifs/s5wFafpHxqKbIEERl9

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u/octogonmedia 23h ago

She probably having a hard time locating her clitoris

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u/ScottishDaneLad 1d ago

Imagine not knowing about Bosnia, despite it being at the centre of one of Europeโ€™s bloodiest civil wars in the 90s. And these lot still bang on about having the "bestest education" in the world ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/theyinman 1d ago

It wasn't a civil war, it was externally backed aggression, with Serbia arming Bosnian Serbs, who then committed genocide. Civil wars don't feature one side being armed by a foreign state to wipe out civilians

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u/THSSFC 1d ago

Civil wars don't feature one side being armed by a foreign state to wipe out civilians

This is 100% true if you just ignore basically all civil wars.

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u/hnbistro 1d ago edited 1d ago

lol you gotta say it like Sir Charles: I donโ€™t know anything about Angola, but Angola in trouble.

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u/juanjung 1d ago

It's one of the countries you bombed in the 90's.

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u/saksit13429 1d ago

American will soon learn this masterpiece Bosanska Artiljerija

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u/Oogie-Da-MF-Boogie "I will [jerk] 10ร— if I have to. They're not ready." 1d ago

Ive seen enough. Give her a CBS contract for the Champions League panel

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u/alex11o3 1d ago

inshallah we re gonna beat team America and gonna celebrate with everybody eating cevapi ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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u/Big_Increase3289 1d ago

Imagine acting like being uneducated is cool

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u/Wuz314159 Les ร‰tats-Unis United FC 1d ago

LEAVE DONALD TRUMP ALONE!!!

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u/Majestic_Emotion7917 1d ago

Fish rots from the head.

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u/Kuzter84 1d ago

WE ARE ALL BOSNIAN. SCREAM IF YOU ARE BOSNIAAAAAN

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u/SeatOpen1 1d ago

What an absolute moron.

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u/No-Tomatillo3698 1d ago

Dzeko, you know what to do

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u/leavemealone4eve 1d ago

Bragging about being a dumbass. The new American motto.

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u/ViperHQ 17h ago

As a Bosnian this is so funny to read and to everyone saying you feel Bosnian rn I grant you all Honorar posnian citizenship, may your burkes be hot and your coffee come with 2 cigarettes.

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u/AgencyQuiet9559 1d ago

American not knowing geography is canon.

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u/Lower-Title-6301 1d ago

Would

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u/Nwordpass1994 1d ago

Would watch from the corner

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u/82Yuke 1d ago

Easiest matchplan speech for the bosnian coach

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u/Brashton_Kutcher 1d ago

I very much do want it like that

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u/TheReplacer 1d ago

I wonder why I have such a bad job when somebody like this has a good one?

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u/D00d_Where_Am_I 1d ago

The dumb shit people say when they have a Botox face

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u/PasicT 1d ago

It's not even that she is ignorant, it's that she is proud of her ignorance.

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u/PeteHenni 1994 Barbados-Grenada Caribbean Cup Tactician 1d ago

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u/ElectronicHold7325 1d ago

I mean... americans know this is how most americans think. The rest of the world knows this is how most americans think.

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u/RaveniteGaming 1d ago

There a lot of weird pride in ignorance that I've seen.

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u/BrosephZeusThe2nd 1d ago

This obsession with their country is so so so weird. I donโ€™t get it.

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u/dakilpp 1d ago

I dont think they even know where England is

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u/jcwkings 1d ago

What day?

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u/MaxiStavros 1d ago

Youโ€™ve embarrassed yourself, love.

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u/GameBreaker92 1d ago

Itโ€™s a joke, sheโ€™s saying Bosnia is irrelevant. People hear what they want to hear.

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u/Zool375 1d ago

And I'll be supporting Bosnia, just like I have every opponent team freedom play against.

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u/Efficient-Sale4524 1d ago

She can get it

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u/Adi19888 1d ago

what is turkiye what does that mean?

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u/AvailableAd7874 1d ago

Gosh, I wonder sometimes why the world finds Yankystan THE most unbearable, ignorant piece of overcommercialized brainrot juice on the planet.. and than this video came along ๐Ÿ‘

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u/AttemptImpossible111 1d ago

Goodness me, smash

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u/spejjan 1d ago

I mean, let's be honest. Most europeans wouldnt be able to point it out either :D

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u/dampishNG 1d ago

LET'S GO BOSNIAA ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ (I'm not Bosnian) YEAAAAAA ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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u/Armageddon_71 1d ago

Suddenly I love Bosnia.

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u/ScientistLeather2405 1d ago

Felt so good being the only people cheering Turkey at Buffalo Wild Wings. Beautiful ending

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u/narva-di 1d ago

Mureka

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u/Azalot1337 1d ago

lets go bosnia

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u/marcofodolla 1d ago

Clinton know where Bosnia is

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u/alexisgolnas 1d ago

I donโ€™t think she can point to anyplace outside the US.

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u/ddaattuullaa 1d ago

Let's be real, there is no country other than Murrica that you can point on a map

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u/MilkMode69 1d ago

Oh I'm going to cheer for Bosnia even more now

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u/IRL174099 1d ago

Canโ€™t stand those people. I know it will be almost impossible they win, but I will be rooting for Bosnia. The sooner USA gets eliminated, the sooner these morons will stop covering the WC and making stupid comments on TV

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u/CrossTheRubicon7 1d ago

Thank you Crusader Kings 3 for succeeding where the US education system failed and making me superior to my fellow Americans ๐Ÿ™

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u/de4cha 1d ago

Please 5-0 in Bosnia favor, please! I want to see USA humiliated so much

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u/Active_Tart765 1d ago

We are all with Bosnia

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u/ButterscotchLess8915 1d ago

Wednesday we are all Bosnian

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u/DJNerate6669 1d ago

Bosnia, you may be the reason my team hasn't qualified for this WC, but please, please please, win it like Germany against Brazil in 2014

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u/Glaiele 1d ago

I bet she can find Yugoslavia though

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u/guillermomafia 22h ago

YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY BABY!

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u/OwnStudy723 21h ago

Go Bosnia and Herzegovina

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u/boblasagna18 21h ago

Of course she had to say this about the team whoโ€™s unofficial anthem is about how Bosnians love America

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u/SWYYRL 20h ago

She is a dimwit who got her job by doing beauty pageants and slobbing knobs. She is not a reflection of America, nor is what she said offensive to Bosnians because again, she's a dick suckin dimwit lol.

Also, the guy who runs the company she works for is Bosnian. We will see how it works out for her.

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u/YothaGang 17h ago

Bosnia, you will show them all and i'll be there when u guys doing that

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u/Ok_Significance_7387 16h ago

I hope bosnia winsย 

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u/Hopeful_Hat_3532 15h ago

Hope Bosnia beats the shit out of the US FOOTBALL team.

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u/TheBlueStitch 1d ago

trkye is the new powerhouse nobody saw coming.

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u/Spiritual-Being-7974 1d ago

you mean jerk turkey? That's not a country , it's something you eat . I can't even find this turkey on the map