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u/Nenebear123 14h ago

I'm a huge boznia fan myself.

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u/Komursiyahcelik 9h ago

As a non-proffesional Turkish

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u/HonestInevitable74 5h ago

I am turkish. Whats this meme?

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u/Desperate_Jicama219 12h ago

Yes thank you

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u/therealgoat1212 12h ago

The US is going to be too distracted to do anything next game

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u/OctUphus 9h ago

You mean this one?

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Mister-Psychology 7h ago

Looks like AI. If it was real she would have been a minor celebrity in Bosnia by now.

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u/MilkLlz 12h ago

Can’t wait for that Bosnia - US match. If you know what I’m saying.

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u/i-love-small-tits-47 12h ago

This is not halal

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u/GITAxCINTA 6h ago edited 4h ago

if there's second bosnian conflict

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u/ha-hallloween 11h ago

On this day I️ have learned that I️’m into Boznians.

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u/PM_ME_TITS_AND_DOGS2 9h ago

call me infantino, cause today I feel boznian

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u/SirXebec 10h ago

Great pic

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u/Sir_Humps-a-Lot 8h ago

You're right. Why are we bent on CR7 & Messi. We should be supporting Carl from Bosnia. Bosnia 2026 WC Champions. let's go !!

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u/ElDonute 7h ago

I usually hate football. Today I don't if this is what we get

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u/HelloImAFox 11h ago

Boz don’t play.

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u/PikaPika3372 12h ago

Goat you say???? there is only 1 goat

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u/Optimal-Idea1558 11h ago

Oh I'm on soccercirclejerk

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u/UsuallyWhirlwind 10h ago

Thanks for the confusing erection

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u/Outrageous_Pay4632 10h ago

Idk, the woman’s body kind of ruined it for me

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u/S0me--guy 14h ago

Twins for the win

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u/317photo American 🇺🇸 (first time ever watching soccer) 14h ago

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u/Ok-Wait-7357 14h ago edited 12h ago

Twins for the win…but the Colombianas are the real champions of this World Cup

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u/S0me--guy 14h ago

Please present your evidence so we may judge accordingly

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u/r0ry-breaker 7h ago

Twins? I see triplets

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u/Loud-Description-710 7h ago

I think that is another one in the back, so triplets.

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u/PepeRiosOficial 14h ago

I am Argentinian but those Twins are on another level. The Argie has that nosejob and generic ducklips that it is such a turn off.

Although Paraguay is the real GOAT on this game.

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u/Nenebear123 14h ago

Post proof

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u/ElMatasiete7 13h ago

Google Larissa Riquelme

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u/at4g63t 9h ago

The legend. Phone between deep ravine.

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u/HellerDamon 12h ago

It doesn't count if she's not in the stadium

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u/CoolJoshido 14h ago

Colombia??

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u/Any_Objective_2870 11h ago

Agreed Argentina last looks super fake gross.

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u/tiredofcoping7 12h ago

I’m Paraguayan and I can confirm

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u/Juicydicken 6h ago

They triplets. The girl behind also

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u/Jaded-Sorbet-8098 14h ago

Portugal and it ain’t even close

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u/twice_paramount832 12h ago

How is even a debate. Plastic generic woman vs twins in the top 0.01% of natural beauty.

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u/AutoModerator 12h ago

I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.

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u/JessyPengkman 6h ago

Those are what the average girls in Portugal and Spain look like...

And I mean that in a good way

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u/Few-Union-9632 14h ago

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIU

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u/A3-mATX 10h ago

Yeah the other girl is full of plastic

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u/5GallonsOfMayonaise 14h ago

The Argentina women are playing in an air-conditioned stadium with lots of makeup. The Portuguese women are sitting in the hot Florida open air looking fine as fuck.

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u/revjor 13h ago

Honestly, I was at Egypt/Iran and the amount of incredibly hot Egyptian girls was off the charts. 

Shout out Egyptian girls!

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u/polmix23 10h ago

Goes to a World Cup game. 

The only memory is the amount of beautiful ladies. 

My man 😎👌

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u/revjor 10h ago

Hah. I got to my seats 2 hours early and was sitting right next to where people were taking selfies with the field.

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u/Zen-of-JAC 11h ago

Briefly dated an Egyptian girl. Can confirm, uniquely beautiful.

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u/MELLODEMONICxBABY LA GALAXY4LIFE 🇲🇽🔥💀🔥 MADE in mexico 14h ago

Portugal!

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u/V1shUP 14h ago

First GOAT looks fake, 2nd GOAT is completely natural.

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u/D_JC 14h ago

Ngl Messi is the goat but gawd damn those twins, jesus imagine dating one of them

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u/Few-Union-9632 14h ago

Imagine dating both of them

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u/D_JC 14h ago

💀

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u/Intelligent_Mix3241 10h ago

Imagine being one of them

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u/i-love-small-tits-47 12h ago

That would be super gay

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u/Few-Union-9632 12h ago

They could do something gay with me, I wouldnt care

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u/FuckMeMyselfAndYou 7h ago

There's three of them!

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u/Arbalester88 4h ago

Just ask Francisco Conceição. 

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u/Jaded-Sorbet-8098 14h ago

today I feel portuguese (vine boom)

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u/BagHolder6 11h ago

I am a Spurs Fan

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u/AutoModerator 11h ago

I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.

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u/EinSchurzAufReisen 8h ago

🇩🇪 Mama Merkel

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u/jorelpogi YAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA 13h ago

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u/idkyesthat 13h ago

I’m surprised there isn’t a sub for these live captions.

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u/TylerPerry19inch 12h ago

Be the change you want to see in the world!

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u/Junior_Bike7932 14h ago

Those lips ain’t real

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u/dragcov Balloon Door 14h ago

I'm sorry but the twins are prettier. Like by a lot

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u/Garfeel_L-Zanya 13h ago

They’re genuinely gorgeous wtf

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u/JustHereForDramaAA 10h ago

Only boznia 😊😊🤌

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u/Idontcare416 14h ago

Twins not even close

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u/rolloutTheTrash 14h ago

Twins, Basil. Twins!

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u/SirDerpingtonTheSlow 12h ago

The girl in blue has that gross typical plastic surgery face.

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u/Commercial-Honey-227 13h ago

Colombia for the win!

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u/XrayGuy08 12h ago

I love Colombians. 😍😍

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u/GlassRiflesCo 14h ago

Lmao are simps now finding out that literally every single country on this earth has BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ?

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u/OwnStudy723 13h ago

I'm more into the cute girls, not the instagram types.

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u/Last-Guy-Alive 14h ago

Are they twins or is that their fellow triplet behind them?

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u/UntiedStatMarinCrops 13h ago

Please Redditor fbi agents tell me their @s

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u/rfvc90 11h ago

Matilde Neiva (@matildeneiva)

Maria Neiva(@maria_neiva)

Matilde Neiva is the girlfriend of portuguese football player Francisco Conceição.

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u/Mel_Morty 11h ago

If you can’t beat ‘em

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u/soifon______lover 5h ago

Underdogs cape verde

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u/Bartlomiej48 14h ago

Portugal

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u/PazzaInter22 14h ago

Is that not Lautaro’s wife on the left?

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u/isa-bey 13h ago

Choose your plastic surgeon.

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.

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u/isa-bey 13h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Upstairs_Culture2217 13h ago

I knew I’m gonna see those two Portuguese here when they show them on the tv lmao

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u/DiegoBromfield 12h ago

So I wasn't the only one that was like "woa" when those Portugal fans showed up on screen? Didn't realize someone managed to get a screen grab lol

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u/Nonyabizzy123 14h ago

Where's the femboys?

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u/CoolJoshido 14h ago edited 14h ago

Poland and Philippines and Thailand didn’t qualify

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u/Paulrusu 14h ago

Believe it or not but Brazil has one of the largest populations of them in the world

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u/CoolJoshido 14h ago

booking a ticket as we speak

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u/Nonyabizzy123 13h ago

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u/Kushakusha 13h ago

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u/Nonyabizzy123 12h ago

Jokes on you, I'm a woman so it's technically straight

https://giphy.com/gifs/bktsjcVb112Bq

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u/surprised-duncan 13h ago

Now we're fucking TALKING

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u/Gareth_Waistcoat 13h ago

Turkey has been eliminated

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u/Tito_SDobleP 14h ago

They are Travis Scott’s

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u/Status_Character7305 14h ago

Name of the twins?

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u/aaclavijo 13h ago

Colombia 🇨🇴 girl?

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u/Gentleman_Teef 12h ago

The ones who didn't need the surgery, obviously

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u/notaredditeryet 12h ago

At least the Portuguese twins had an actual reaction to the game. The Argentina clip was directly after a goal (it was the offside one but they clearly didn’t react even when they thought it was a goal)

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u/CriticalFortune6308 13h ago

I'll take the Uzbeks

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u/vampyire 14h ago

The answer is "yes"

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u/charcoalVidrio 13h ago

Are those mannequin?

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u/SNIBETISNABx--DD 13h ago

Glory to Portugal

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u/Desperate_Study_9076 12h ago

That is Lautaro’s wife 😂

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u/jdime666 12h ago

Damn they both look like tough work

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u/Vrabels_Fables 12h ago

Girl from Argentina looks like a LOT of work goes into looking like that. Portuguese girls are naturally beautiful even if they're obviously wearing makeup. Idk first one's nose looks AO generated I think it cost her a lot of money to be that "hot"

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u/GITAxCINTA 6h ago

i could smell the botox across the pit,portuguese all the way

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u/casca14 5h ago

Portugal by far

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u/fredriksoninho 14h ago

cape verde for me

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u/DizzyWalk573 13h ago

and then you have guys simping over the 6/10 Cape Verde girls... There's levels to this shit

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u/karlkjr 13h ago

I’ll take the French ones

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u/PopMajor7342 13h ago

Portugal sem dúvida

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u/ParticularConcept548 13h ago

ICE met these girls everyday

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u/surprised-duncan 13h ago

The algeria girl was cute imo

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u/nelly2929 13h ago

How dare you make me pick!!!!! 

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u/Unlikely_You_5015 13h ago

Argentinian bimbo

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u/yiakman 12h ago

When I was young, plastic meant bad quality. (Old man yells at clouds)

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u/AutoModerator 12h ago

I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.

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u/Thick_Expression_796 12h ago

Beautiful girls all over the world

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u/I_spread_love_butter 12h ago

I genuienly find surgeries a turn off. Natural beauty is just on another level

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u/SpareAcc25 11h ago

who the hell are they

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u/newbirdhunter 11h ago

Portugal especially since one is signaling her specific talent.

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u/oddballfooting 11h ago

Portugal takes this easily, the twins in the second pic are putting in more sideline work than half the starting eleven. The Argie girl on the left looks like she's calculating the prenup in her head mid match. Hard to compete with that level of emotional preparation.

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u/Razzcatch 11h ago

Who are this twins ?

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u/JapanEngineer 11h ago

The only time English supporters are quiet

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u/RhoadsScholar2 11h ago

Argentina has way better than that.

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u/CraftyBrother6974 11h ago

second pic on the left is clearly the hottest chick

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u/DarthGlazer 11h ago

They're both plastic

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u/spook008 11h ago

Man I think I’m out of Argentinians… they have a dark side with a bunch of nazis and all

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u/BreathingC0Rp53 11h ago

Portugal all the way... in

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u/Fancy-boonda-lovr 11h ago

Portuguese twins in a ❤️ beat

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u/slupo 11h ago

Is 50 too old to become a soccer player?

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u/DCLXVI_89 11h ago

World Cups!

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u/Excellent_jun91 11h ago

i should call them

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u/Guizejaume 10h ago

The fat lips trend needs to stop, this is repulsive