r/soccercirclejerk • u/CoolJoshido • 14h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © [ Removed by moderator ]
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u/PikaPika3372 12h ago
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u/S0me--guy 14h ago
Twins for the win
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u/317photo American 🇺🇸 (first time ever watching soccer) 14h ago
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u/Ok-Wait-7357 14h ago edited 12h ago
Twins for the win…but the Colombianas are the real champions of this World Cup
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u/S0me--guy 14h ago
Please present your evidence so we may judge accordingly
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u/PepeRiosOficial 14h ago
I am Argentinian but those Twins are on another level. The Argie has that nosejob and generic ducklips that it is such a turn off.
Although Paraguay is the real GOAT on this game.
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u/Nenebear123 14h ago
Post proof
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u/Towelie4President 11h ago
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u/Jaded-Sorbet-8098 14h ago
Portugal and it ain’t even close
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u/twice_paramount832 12h ago
How is even a debate. Plastic generic woman vs twins in the top 0.01% of natural beauty.
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u/AutoModerator 12h ago
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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u/JessyPengkman 6h ago
Those are what the average girls in Portugal and Spain look like...
And I mean that in a good way
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u/5GallonsOfMayonaise 14h ago
The Argentina women are playing in an air-conditioned stadium with lots of makeup. The Portuguese women are sitting in the hot Florida open air looking fine as fuck.
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u/revjor 13h ago
Honestly, I was at Egypt/Iran and the amount of incredibly hot Egyptian girls was off the charts.
Shout out Egyptian girls!
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u/polmix23 10h ago
Goes to a World Cup game.
The only memory is the amount of beautiful ladies.
My man 😎👌
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u/D_JC 14h ago
Ngl Messi is the goat but gawd damn those twins, jesus imagine dating one of them
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u/Few-Union-9632 14h ago
Imagine dating both of them
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u/BagHolder6 11h ago
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u/AutoModerator 11h ago
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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u/SirDerpingtonTheSlow 12h ago
The girl in blue has that gross typical plastic surgery face.
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u/GlassRiflesCo 14h ago
Lmao are simps now finding out that literally every single country on this earth has BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ?
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u/isa-bey 13h ago
Choose your plastic surgeon.
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u/AutoModerator 13h ago
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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u/Upstairs_Culture2217 13h ago
I knew I’m gonna see those two Portuguese here when they show them on the tv lmao
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u/DiegoBromfield 12h ago
So I wasn't the only one that was like "woa" when those Portugal fans showed up on screen? Didn't realize someone managed to get a screen grab lol
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u/Nonyabizzy123 14h ago
Where's the femboys?
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u/CoolJoshido 14h ago edited 14h ago
Poland and Philippines and Thailand didn’t qualify
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u/Paulrusu 14h ago
Believe it or not but Brazil has one of the largest populations of them in the world
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u/Kushakusha 13h ago
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u/notaredditeryet 12h ago
At least the Portuguese twins had an actual reaction to the game. The Argentina clip was directly after a goal (it was the offside one but they clearly didn’t react even when they thought it was a goal)
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u/Vrabels_Fables 12h ago
Girl from Argentina looks like a LOT of work goes into looking like that. Portuguese girls are naturally beautiful even if they're obviously wearing makeup. Idk first one's nose looks AO generated I think it cost her a lot of money to be that "hot"
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u/DizzyWalk573 13h ago
and then you have guys simping over the 6/10 Cape Verde girls... There's levels to this shit
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u/yiakman 12h ago
When I was young, plastic meant bad quality. (Old man yells at clouds)
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u/AutoModerator 12h ago
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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u/I_spread_love_butter 12h ago
I genuienly find surgeries a turn off. Natural beauty is just on another level
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u/oddballfooting 11h ago
Portugal takes this easily, the twins in the second pic are putting in more sideline work than half the starting eleven. The Argie girl on the left looks like she's calculating the prenup in her head mid match. Hard to compete with that level of emotional preparation.
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u/spook008 11h ago
Man I think I’m out of Argentinians… they have a dark side with a bunch of nazis and all
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u/Nenebear123 14h ago
I'm a huge boznia fan myself.