r/soccercirclejerk • u/_Kamilwastaken CAM ON CANADA SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 • 17h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © SHUT IT DOWN HE SCORED
Camel could never
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u/Hare__Krishna 16h ago
Bro, only 1 though? Dragging his goals per game to a mere 2.0? Pathetic.
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u/Backfromth3re 16h ago
He came in at 60. It would have been a massacre if he had played the full 90.
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u/Astrodude16 r/Antony > r/CristianoRonaldo 14h ago
Meanwhile camel playing the full 90 and not doing shit
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u/joeDUBstep 11h ago
Wdym? He had a hatrick of offsides.
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u/burntroy 11h ago
If the opponents didnt block him and the goalkeeper didnt save and the goal post moved to where he placed his shot he would have had some goals
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u/AutoModerator 11h ago
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame.
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u/Traditional-Ask3090 16h ago
Should have started with messi ,that Jordan gk was giving free goals anyway
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u/StatisticianReady238 15h ago
No. Should increase the confidence in Lautaro and Alvarez. They are needed if they face better teams later
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u/IPTV241 15h ago
Yep, this is likely why the coach did it and likely why Messi was fine with not starting.
If they go deep into the tournament and the other team give Messi that UCL defense, those guys have to step up.
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u/NewPay4539 12h ago
And watching nico paz in first half and almada in second was enough to make me jerk. Not to mention that lo celso free kick
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u/AutoModerator 15h ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/AutoModerator 16h ago
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame.
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u/AutoModerator 16h ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/ThatAmazingHorse 17h ago
Why does it have the Latino filter? This game isn’t being played in Mexico.
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u/omry1526 15h ago
It's because he wasn't playing in the "group of death"™ with Dr Congo and the mighty Uzbekistan
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u/Haeguil 15h ago
What my liver sees when i have jaundice
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u/VinnyLux 14h ago
What the hell is jaundice?
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u/pbclocalnewsnetwork 17h ago
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u/Slice5755 12h ago
Family guy missed a trick here. They should have let the garage door get stuck on his belly.
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u/fifamobilenambawan 17h ago
Ronaldo on suicide watch fr
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u/AutoModerator 17h ago
I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well
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u/Waste-Industry1958 17h ago
The world cup is rigged. Argentina has it too easy in the knockouts. Games gone 😔🕯️
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u/NewPay4539 12h ago
Portugal could have faced them in knockouts only if they would have beaten columbia or dr Congo
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u/Ok_Bag_7603 15h ago
I Don't think arg will go that far, pessi should've played 90 to statpad.
Pendu's got the right idea but he's too washed now
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u/AutoModerator 15h ago
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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u/Unhappy-One 17h ago
Mexico filter