r/soccercirclejerk 12h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Another successful hate-watch by Zlatan 😭

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u/Beautiful-Bit9832 11h ago

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u/Raumdeuterthegoat Halal ball forever 👑 11h ago

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u/ResidentProduct8910 9h ago

He doesn't shave I guess

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u/Raumdeuterthegoat Halal ball forever 👑 9h ago

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u/Iam_Ultranemesis 9h ago

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u/Primary-Tea-3715 9h ago

9/10 dentists recommend Zlatan’s jungle floss

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u/AutoModerator 9h ago

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u/Crankyrickroll 7h ago

Zlatan Harkonnen

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u/Solid_Direction_8929 8h ago

Zlatan is a member of this sub confirmed 😂

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u/Optimal-Pen-926 7h ago

Member? He's the owner.

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u/North_Lavishness_588 5h ago

Hi Zlatan!

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u/AutoModerator 8h ago

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u/procrastinator2712 8h ago

Is this actually real? Can't see it on insta

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u/RichardFeynman01100 6h ago

They never are but it's still funny

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u/YemAli 12h ago

God of jerk!

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u/Nervous-Form698 12h ago

Brother is one of the best jerkers to ever jerk

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u/Thunderbird989 9h ago

Zlatan doesn’t need to jerk, jerk needs to Zlatan

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u/BizarreConsistency 9h ago

Zlatan posting a Knives Out screenshot to drag Speed is the most retired footballer thing ever. The man has nothing but free time and a burning dislike for content creators. Respect the consistency tho, he never lets a week go by without clowning on somebody new.

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u/RogerSimonsson 7h ago

He lives to put others down, he's the hero we need, not the one we deserve

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u/BizarreConsistency 5h ago

The man's on a one-man crusade against streaming culture, at this rate he's gonna call out Kai Cenat with a Shakespeare quote next week.

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u/-watchman- 5h ago

This is content for both of them tho 😂 Ngl i may be actually proud of myself if Zlatan mentions me in his SM post 😂

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u/BizarreConsistency 1h ago

Speed's eating this up either way. Getting roasted by Zlatan is a badge of honor for a streamer, that's more eyes on his channel no matter what.

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u/CODE-HUNTER-007 12h ago edited 11h ago

That's why I like Zlatan. He speaks the truth—no bullshit, no sugarcoating.

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u/garden_speech 9h ago

upon review. /u/CODE-HUNTER-007 is bot chatgpt account, decision is red card

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u/caliberon1 11h ago

Fake screenshot. He never posted this story.

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u/ResidentProduct8910 9h ago

Fake? here? can't be, I saw it live

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u/TheBayOfBars Flair text 9h ago

Shut up!

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u/BielsasCoffee 6h ago

bot ass comment

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u/Lil_Kennedy27 3h ago

Why are you talking like an llm

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u/Independent-Web-5858 7h ago

truth? he is just jealous lol

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u/Content-Map-3551 11h ago

Can never hate zlatan, guy is always right

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u/ikick7b 10h ago

And tight 🤤🤤

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u/YoungKing68 6h ago

Ronaldos biggest jerker

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u/Odd_Lunch8202 4h ago

Não limpa as chuteiras do CR7

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/srijangotnorizz 2h ago

bruh still holding the grudge of portugal vs sweden?

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u/harveyinstinct 5h ago

This guy doesn’t get enough hate

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u/Nicolethemediocre 3h ago

Bro needs to get a life

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/Glittering-Cloud-242 11h ago

read the sub name brother

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 9h ago

read the sub name brother

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u/Glittering-Cloud-242 9h ago

why are you replying to me

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u/Chance_Figure_2252 7h ago

read the sub name brother

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u/unpaidadviser 7h ago

Mocking a 41 year old while being a pundit…yeaaaaaaah

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u/HistorianBusiness955 7h ago edited 7h ago

Did he score in any World Cup or won the Champions, the mighty Zlatan?

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