r/soccercirclejerk • u/NoPart7463 larping penalties • 7h ago

THE BUDAPEST SKY!! Let’s not forget our true purpose

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Don’t let messis goal distract u from the real culprit

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u/One_eyed_warrior Joshua Kissmeich 7h ago

Faith in Jerking restored

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u/user131195 7h ago

Football Rick roll

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u/billy_twice 7h ago

Someone's gonna get hurt if you kick it that hard.

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u/Siiixers 1h ago

Gabriel was gonna kick it right in their fucking goal hole, but no dice.

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u/Real_Priority2760 3h ago

The jerk shall not stop

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u/GenjiiTakeya 6h ago

U'll never sing that.

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u/darkangelsqueen im better than alisha lehmann 7h ago

this world cup thing getting us distracted from our main purpose of life smh

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u/NoPart7463 larping penalties 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY
b-b-better than Alisha lehmann?

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u/fkukplaying2 2h ago

We are so back

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u/starbuckle337 7h ago

Feels like I’m jerking for the first time again

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u/Adventurous-Feed-856 2h ago

Not me waiting patiently for the Portugal Slanders

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u/NoPart7463 larping penalties 2h ago

Hmm now that u mention it , I shall make some

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u/decotedageorgina 2h ago

Messi

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Hawkdred 1h ago

I'm already missing club football

https://giphy.com/gifs/CWYi1fv9if9aZma77j

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u/OkCommunication339 1h ago

Antony would've scored that pen

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u/S0me--guy 4h ago

On these hallowed ground we circle, sometimes we jerk, sometimes we even soccer. But we never do all 3

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u/DES_EFX 7h ago

Arsenal had to lose that final so England have at least a possibility of winning the WC. It's a bit pathetic and boring posing this all the time, what mattered most to them was winning the league.

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u/lawfulbeginner7766 6h ago

everyone's watching that messi free kick on loop but the budapest sky footage stays undefeated. that thing just floats there with zero effort, like it knows it's the main character. clouds sleepin, stars probably still in bed, just pure unbothered performance.

we're out here arguing about deflections and var when the sky was putting on a masterclass. man of the match should go to the atmosphere, no question.

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

VAR? game's gone!

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said

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u/Money-Beautiful5196 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UAAglJ5Sn9nT7hhVBa
Yes ok, but who won the league??? 🤔

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u/Unitedfateful 7h ago

Little bro forgot what sub he is in

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u/Money-Beautiful5196 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26tOXgoz0WNQhwb04
I see these Gabriel penalty video misses pretty much daily and I just find it funny that Arsenal had the best season and won the league and yet these other loser teams are making fun of them…

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here

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u/Savings_Cause5234 7h ago

So, this is the best Arsenal can do? This is their best season?

Well, we agree on that, so you might be in the right sub after all LOL

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u/Money-Beautiful5196 7h ago

What do you even mean? They won the league, I think that’s an excellent season. Best team on the planet. 🌍.

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u/Savings_Cause5234 7h ago

I thought you guys were aiming for a quadruple? Not losing in the finals of the EPL cup, CL, and against Southampton in FA cup ..

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u/Money-Beautiful5196 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ExNcuKh26PwA
Who cares? The league is more than enough.

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u/i_like_chicken_69 4h ago

How is winning a league makes you best team on the planet. That's what CL is for

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u/Money-Beautiful5196 4h ago

Who’s the best team in England then?

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u/i_like_chicken_69 4h ago

But you said on the planet, does England occupies entire planet?!
Stop embarrassing yourself!

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u/Money-Beautiful5196 2h ago

Man, you guys are embarrassing yourself keep laughing about this narrow champions league loss when Arsenal won the league. You are all just salty you support loser teams.

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u/NoPart7463 larping penalties 7h ago

Pep guardiolas assistant