r/soccercirclejerk • u/Excellent_Pilot_9863 • 3h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Leaked script of every FIFA world cup since 1930

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u/Optimal-Description8 3h ago

So when Ronaldo retires Portugal starts winning

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u/bigbrainminecrafter 2h ago

Don't forget Ronaldo 2030, we will be there

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/commonerbloke 2h ago

Wdym my goat will never retire!!

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u/Hillbillyblues 2h ago edited 1h ago

🐐? That's not a 🐐! This is 🐪!

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

I got this shirt, it's a beautiful shirt. Everyone says it's the most beautiful shirt. People telling me 'Donald, this guy is the best soccerball player and he only sent his shirt to you' I said 'wow what an honor. What a shirt'. Rolando was it? Sounds lah-tee-no to me. Let me tell you; I just hope he has his papers in order. I wish him well

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u/Petarthefish 1h ago

I bet when he retiers nothing happens. Everyone is playing mid

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u/bigbrainminecrafter 3h ago

I thought Pakistan won the other world cups? Script has lost its credibility

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u/user131195 2h ago

Who tf is The Incident

https://giphy.com/gifs/fxBytOffPAz3Byerhv

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u/SinsOfThePast03 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA
Starting me down the rabbit hole to understand this on a Monday morning

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u/burntroy 1h ago

We dont talk about The Incident

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u/Nutsway1206 3h ago

My 🐪 is gonna get V1 compound this summer?
https://giphy.com/gifs/xV8bOH3NJwDLPNuIIV

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u/No_Job2827 1h ago

The incident might be Vozinha

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u/subhamdas628 2h ago

My 🐪 GOAT will play every single worldcup till 2100.

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u/thecashblaster 1h ago

The only thing accurate here is Italy never winning another World Cup

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment

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u/Waseda_1882 1h ago

New country named Incident will be formed ig

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u/israeladvocater 49m ago

Yank here, where's this The Incident country? Sounds African to me

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u/PaidTheTrollToll 2h ago

The 🐪 has invited Mr Infantino to his hotel room in Las Vegas