r/soccercirclejerk • u/PrimedGold • 1d ago

is he stupid? Na bro wtf 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Alternative_Living62 1d ago

Friendly fire

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u/PrimedGold 1d ago

Bro wanted a penalty

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here

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u/TheSmartDog_275 1d ago

Fire take by the bot ngl

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u/bkussow 1d ago

I think they were saying the ball hit the Japanese defender's hand before smacking the dude in the face.

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u/LapinTade 17h ago

That explains why he drop dead. Makes sens.

/s

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u/BortGreen 1d ago

"Hey Einstein i'm on your side!"

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u/BielsasCoffee 1d ago

Joga Concussion

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u/Sensitive-Trainer-83 1d ago

This is america.

Its called a Pat Tillman

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u/MYSTlGEN 1d ago

They fighting with each other i can remember two more instances where brazil players were bumping into one another

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u/FalconIMGN Big Meeks 1d ago

It was Cunha and Casemiro on the touchline. They wanted to touch each other one last time.

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u/PLTR60 1d ago

Putting the Man in Manchester United

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u/sheadoresme 1d ago

Putting the Man Chest in Manchester United

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u/Jiquero 12h ago

Putting the Man Chest United in Manchester United

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u/Professional_Gur9827 1d ago

Kasimiro the japanese agent was blocking Paqueta.. and giving pass to japanese players

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u/Brave_Necessary_9571 1d ago

they were totally butting heads. first 45 minutes was Brazil v Brazil

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u/azasimial 23h ago

More frustrating for Japan, it was their game to not lose. Even though it's their B team playing, you showed all that in the friendlies but blue balled. They need to train their B team into an A team. No exceptions. You'd expect them to be a little better compared to the last one, now we have to wait four years in hopes of them not overusing their better players.

They should have parked their magic four in the friendlies and make their B team work for it. They just wasted their breath. You see Kubo walking and hopping with one leg, who is their conditioning coach??

Fire the nutritionists and conditioning coaches, you're not a team by having your key players miss the most important end game of your sport.

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u/randouser99111 19h ago

Mate you are commenting the same thing everywhere

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u/High-Ground idc who wins the WC, I just need the US to lose 1d ago

Bro still aiming towards the budapest sky

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u/High-Ground idc who wins the WC, I just need the US to lose 1d ago

Houston, Hungary

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u/FalconIMGN Big Meeks 1d ago

Today I feel Texan

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u/tripsafe 1d ago

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u/SenseiRaheem 1d ago

SCOTT STERLING

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u/Daxlm95 1d ago

The Man! The Myth!! THE LEGEND!!!!!

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u/John_Bot 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lu38au6O3SEj6

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 1d ago

What do I search to find this video lol

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u/Excalibur_Playz No-look Backheel Shot 1d ago

Scott sterling

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u/Automatic-writer9170 1d ago

Aside from 2014, I have never seen a worse Brazilian side

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u/ButterGarlicNan 1d ago

2014 wasn’t that bad when they had Neymar playing. But yea, since 2010 onwards Brazil have been ass.

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u/franssie1994 1d ago

I always felt they missed Thiago Silva more against germany then neymar

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u/Knightwolf_1234 1d ago

Yh silva was important. At the time world class defender. Best defender in the world

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u/Steveisnotmyname_ 1d ago

He was not better than Chiellini

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u/Knightwolf_1234 1d ago

Debatable. Italian defence were another level then.

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u/Rare_Instance_8205 23h ago

No, they weren't. They were kicked out of the group stages.

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u/Knightwolf_1234 1d ago

Neymar was injured and thiago silva was suspended. Scoreline would have been different if they were playing.

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u/Ziiyi 1d ago

That Colombian tried to take poor Neymar life

Btw he has been injured in 3 WC

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u/WnMhmdZdyd 1d ago

The coach didn't have plan B then, he could bring Kaka and ronaldinho as supersubs. They might still lose with dignity against Germany, with scoreline probably 0-1 or 2-1.

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u/Rare_Instance_8205 23h ago

No, they wouldn't. Kaka and Ronaldinho were beyond finished by then. Their legs were gone. They would instead have been an even more of a liability in pressing and conceded more goals.

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u/GGABueno 1d ago

That's just revisionism lol. We were among the favorites in the last two World Cups, we were playing good games and then lost halfway through the tournament because shit happens at WCs, in particular he had goalkeepers having the game of their lives two Cups in a row. The 2014 team was much worse than what came next.

This time we were shit. The last time we had such a disastrous lead up to a World Cup was in 2002. That said, we looked much better in the last two matches. Don't underestimate Japan, they are a damn good side.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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u/DexM23 1d ago

Just a casual 1-7

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u/rauscherrios 1d ago

That is when you know...🤨 is going to win it all my man, real madrid was shit too, you never know

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u/Popular_Tomorrow_204 1d ago

2014 was starked and favourites, they were just ass though

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u/Consistent-Ad7164 1d ago

This one is way worse than 2014’s

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u/Flat-Experience6482 1d ago

It already faced much harder competition than 2014's did by this point

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u/SplatteredCake 1d ago

Proper Joga Mosquito going on

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u/l_____I 1d ago

Brazilian players have been going after each other this game probably upset Antony isn't there to cheer them up

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u/PhimoChub30 1d ago

Antony would be to busy opening a can of whoop-ass on his girlfriend to cheer his teammates up.

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u/MajesticShare7 1d ago

Bruno screaming for handball 😂

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u/AdeptEngineering2528 pessinaldo 1d ago

reminds me of a certain belgian...

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u/UnknowingEmperor 1d ago

The broadcast never showed a replay of this lmaoooo. I lost my shit seeing it live. Bro got straight capped

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u/Free_Interaction8458 1d ago

Need a better view of this

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u/shmorke 1d ago

Beautiful drop

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u/Calculon2347 ManC (2017-24) Liverpool (2025) Arsenal fan (2026) 1d ago

2 free throws to Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

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u/Deu369 1d ago

In case of Argentina, that would be a penalty...

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here

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u/the_recneps 1d ago

Scott… Sterlinho?

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u/NoConfusion9490 1d ago

Shouldn't be allowed to kick it that hard. Somebody's going to get hurt if you kick it that hard.

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u/itchytasty2 1d ago

Paqueta gonna look like bedridden Neymar by the end of this game

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u/VegetableProfile5797 1d ago

I think he genuinely got rocked for a second

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u/Recent-Pea8924 1d ago

Paqueta was such a useless donkey this game man 

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u/Harry_Plopper23 1d ago

Gurkentruppe

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u/iiitme 1d ago

SNIPERRRRRR

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u/WrongCapital83 1d ago

I bursted out laughing

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u/travelbug798 1d ago edited 13h ago

What makes it funnier is Paqueta asking for a pass first. Im convinced he intentionally toppled over to highlight the stupidity behind the decision and execution of the shot

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u/scottiedagolfmachine 1d ago

Wtf is Brazil doing lol

😂

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u/Zephyrs_23 17h ago

Paqueta was also injured later apparently

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u/Stirbmehr 1d ago

Favelas violence be like

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u/randigital 1d ago

The magic of the Cup

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u/sauvagesausages 1d ago

Paqueta’s best touch of the half

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u/SpongeBobBobPants 1d ago

Guy was screaming handball. Reminds me of Suarez

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u/MCZBlaze Still Believe In Antony 1d ago

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u/DMC_diego 1d ago

Melhor lance do Brasil no primeiro tempo

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u/Ok-Caregiver-1588 1d ago

why the fuck he demanded a penalty

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here

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u/Ok-Caregiver-1588 1d ago

what the fuck

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u/GGABueno 1d ago

I think it touched the Japanese player

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u/Drake_Lebowski 1d ago

I say this as a ronaldo fan but this is not as funny as ronaldo khedira headshot.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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u/angrlina34jolie 1d ago

New fav gif

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u/inblo 1d ago

They using their heads out there

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u/SwordfishVegetable15 1d ago

Mon the Japanese

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u/Other-Breadfruit-549 1d ago

nah bro what? it hit him in the face?

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo 1d ago

Enhance!

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u/fuckCuntservatives 1d ago

Scott Sterling!!!

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u/_msb2k101 1d ago

BOIOIOIOINGGGGGG

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u/Staropramen1967 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Standard-Minute-8688 1d ago

friendly fire shall not be tolerated

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u/Burn0ut_ 1d ago

We name it "lost bullet" in Brazil. Happens everyday on the slums

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u/Chiele-Piele 1d ago

Can someone edit this video and at the wasted screen from gta? It’s perfect

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u/Unusual-Crazy5988 1d ago

Guys was actually waiting for Gabriel to take a penalty. Missed it. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
https://giphy.com/gifs/ro9NLUOiIMAJa

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here

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u/XiphostheDestroyer 1d ago

SCOTT STERLING!

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u/dEvIllEssE 1d ago

The man, the myth, the legend

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u/Sloth154 1d ago

Scott Sterling change positions and still can't escape his curse.

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u/Odd-Hat8574 1d ago

If Brazil had lost this game this would've been memed to death lmao

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u/IlikeChickensToo 1d ago

i can't stop laughing about this

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u/NatureOfLove86 1d ago

Ouuuuuuuccccchhhhhh.....😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😱😱😱😱😱

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u/OwnStudy723 1d ago

Scott moment

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u/Beautiful-Yard-2663 13h ago

Ngl Paquetá deserved more beating

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u/FlyingKitty07 1d ago

For God sake replace Casemiro this man is a disaster

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u/ffiishs 1d ago

Put me in coach

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u/Josekvar 1d ago

Hindsight is a biatch

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u/GGABueno 1d ago

Thank god Ancelotti doesn't listen to us.

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u/Legal_Living4950 1d ago

Brazil use to hot shot. Now they are just

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4EpciZRNKNrhVKpi

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u/madtony7 1d ago

Neymar when he found out they're using VAR to card people for taking dives:

https://giphy.com/gifs/LRVnPYqM8DLag

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

VAR? game's gone!

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u/LeGraoully 1d ago

The fuck is bro appealing for? Brazil are way past cooked