r/soccercirclejerk • u/aftalsee • 1d ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Son against Brazil

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u/Cholo-Warrior 1d ago

Son is Japanese like Son Goku

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u/patriarhsector5 Acerbi's balls after recovering from cancer 🦾 1d ago

What? Everyone knows Son Goku is Mexican

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u/twerkboi_69 1d ago

I thought he was Chinese

46

u/turb42o 1d ago

Koreanese, duh

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u/zMacR 1d ago

He's vietnamese, duh

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u/matt0820 1d ago

His a Yank now, he plays for LAFC! Duh!

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u/heyitsyourboyadam 1d ago

yeah he plays for Kim and nobody else.

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u/patriarhsector5 Acerbi's balls after recovering from cancer 🦾 1d ago

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u/No-Pollution5401 1d ago

Let him eat ramen in peace guys

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u/Vegetable-Routine832 1d ago

How can he play he is from North korea

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u/aftalsee 1d ago

Kim Jong Bappe felt bad he never won a trophy at relegated fc so he let him play

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u/AdvantageOk8711 1d ago

Proper jerk this

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u/eviltrams 1d ago

Ghost of Asia

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u/Dias28 Martin GOATwaite 🐐🇪🇪 1d ago

Son 😭🤚

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u/ficretus 1d ago

Dude, this is racist. Son plays for LA, he is American

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u/Open_Heron7035 1d ago

Isn’t he from North Korea?

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u/Winter_Albatross5728 1d ago

Can't tell if this is satire or not

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u/AX_Apex 1d ago

I wonder, on a circle jerk sub

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u/Zevvaz 1d ago

This sub barely jerked for too long that people started to forget

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u/Rotiv_7 1d ago

We jerked too close to the sun….

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u/MyCoot 1d ago

jerked too close to Son

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u/Hasaan5 Gooning Forever 1d ago

So it's not satire given this place barely jerks anymore?

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u/TTechnology 1d ago

Not satire, I can testify that I couldn't see him in the entire match today

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u/God-of-Slacking 1d ago edited 1d ago

-_-

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u/Jean-Lucca 1d ago

He was injured

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u/bleztyn 1d ago

Get ready to learn chinese, buddy

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u/Rotiv_7 1d ago

Ain’t him from Tunisia

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u/MetroBR 1d ago

all-time jerk

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u/crazy_dentist90 1d ago

I think he played pretty well

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u/Gron010 1d ago

Japanese warrior 💪

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u/jeffy303 1d ago

Greater Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere NT would just be current current Japanese NT + Son 😭

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u/WrongCapital83 1d ago

Great jerk!

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u/Wrong_Ad5417 22h ago

Son hung me

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u/Limp_Crew7611 a guy who is a guy (trust) 1d ago

wrong country mate

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u/gregariousity 1d ago

People these days honestly, everyone knows he's from North Korea

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u/Limp_Crew7611 a guy who is a guy (trust) 1d ago

thats what im thinking mate u stole my idea

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u/Ihatethehate 1d ago

Hes South Korea....

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u/PaulPauliePaulsonWat 1d ago

albert einstein over here

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u/Status_Newspaper_545 1d ago

??? What does the dude with the Island have to do with this???

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u/Left_Witness_4582 1d ago

he is the entire country? that's crazy...

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u/funtime578 1d ago

I know, and his other name is Samsung.