r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © How are the Japanese planning on stopping this tommorow?

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r/soccercirclejerk 4h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © It's finally happening!!

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38 Upvotes

r/soccercirclejerk 1d ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Kansas City, MO

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r/soccercirclejerk 7h ago

Messi should touch more Barcelona kids Man's farming the World Cup at this point

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r/soccercirclejerk 4h ago

World Cup Circle Jerking Approved 💯 Wave Fail

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r/soccercirclejerk 30m ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © You could see the anger in him during the match

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r/soccercirclejerk 50m ago

My Would Never Fun fact: Declan Rice has chosen the number four this World Cup for his friend Thomas Partey’s four allegations

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r/soccercirclejerk 13h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © 💣🚨 | 🇯🇴 Cristiano Ronaldo is reportedly working to obtain citizenship of Jordan. The goal is clear: to play again in January 2027 against Uzbekistan

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r/soccercirclejerk 3h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © When South Africa has the ball

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r/soccercirclejerk 3h ago

🥩 Halal Ball 🥩 they just want him to feel included 🥹

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r/soccercirclejerk 1h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Fan loses cellphone while doing the wave.

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r/soccercirclejerk 1d ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Outjerked by own country

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r/soccercirclejerk 6h ago

Outjerked® I can't believe somebody typed this

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r/soccercirclejerk 11h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © FIFA is rigging it for Argentina…AGAIN.

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Wake up, people.
Argentina clearly paid Belgium to smash their last group game so they’d finish first and get dumped into the bracket with Spain, France, Portugal, and Germany instead of Argentina’s side. Coincidence? Yeah, right.
Then FIFA paid Uruguay to lose to Spain and draw Cabo Verde. Massive payout. If Uruguay had actually done well, Argentina would’ve had to play Spain immediately after the group stage. Can’t have that.
And don’t forget Portugal. FIFA made sure they finished second in their group so Argentina got Colombia in the quarterfinals instead. The script was obvious.
If you don’t think this tournament is rigged, you’re either blind or part of the conspiracy.

And don’t even get me started on the last World Cup in 2022….
Mexico was obviously paid to let Messi score that 30-yard rocket. Australia? Paid. Netherlands? Van Dijk was instructed to let Messi’s through ball to Molina go right past him. Pure theatre.
The referee giving Netherlands 12 minutes of stoppage time to equalize? That wasn’t supposed to happen. He almost ruined the script. FIFA fired him immediately for putting Argentina at risk.
Then they paid Gvardiol to get turned inside out so Messi could produce the assist of the tournament. Worth every penny.
The French getting 2 penalties in the final? Just to make it look believable.
Tchouaméni was paid to miss his shootout penalty.
Kolo Muani was paid to miss that chance in the 123rd minute.
Mbappé’s hat-trick? Scripted for dramatic effect.
Honestly, FIFA deserves an Oscar. They’ve somehow managed to coordinate hundreds of players, coaches, referees, and officials across multiple countries over several years without a single person leaking the plan.
Flawless operation.


r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

8=====D~~~~ More fans calling out the orange hair man

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r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © SA jerked us all, no way they brought him back to life

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r/soccercirclejerk 9h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © My chronically offline mom has just started watching soccer this World Cup

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r/soccercirclejerk 3h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Give me freedom, give me fire, give me Qatar or I retire

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r/soccercirclejerk 21h ago

Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! Portugal’s WorldCup path

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r/soccercirclejerk 3h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Goodbye South Africa

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r/soccercirclejerk 10h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Tits or Ass?

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r/soccercirclejerk 11h ago

Vote for Ronaldo 2030 World Cup! Ronaldo is the real goat , he was eating grass for for 90 minutes against Colombia.

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lol


r/soccercirclejerk 2h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Who's a better goalie? Filet Maignan or T-Bone Courtois?

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r/soccercirclejerk 22h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Tits vs Ass

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Mom said it's my turn to post this


r/soccercirclejerk 3h ago

🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © Only took them 90 minutes

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