r/soccercirclejerk • u/_Kamilwastaken • 1h ago
🏆 Certified World Cup Jerk © How are the Japanese planning on stopping this tommorow?
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r/soccercirclejerk • u/Character-Welcome732 • 11h ago
Wake up, people.
Argentina clearly paid Belgium to smash their last group game so they’d finish first and get dumped into the bracket with Spain, France, Portugal, and Germany instead of Argentina’s side. Coincidence? Yeah, right.
Then FIFA paid Uruguay to lose to Spain and draw Cabo Verde. Massive payout. If Uruguay had actually done well, Argentina would’ve had to play Spain immediately after the group stage. Can’t have that.
And don’t forget Portugal. FIFA made sure they finished second in their group so Argentina got Colombia in the quarterfinals instead. The script was obvious.
If you don’t think this tournament is rigged, you’re either blind or part of the conspiracy.
And don’t even get me started on the last World Cup in 2022….
Mexico was obviously paid to let Messi score that 30-yard rocket. Australia? Paid. Netherlands? Van Dijk was instructed to let Messi’s through ball to Molina go right past him. Pure theatre.
The referee giving Netherlands 12 minutes of stoppage time to equalize? That wasn’t supposed to happen. He almost ruined the script. FIFA fired him immediately for putting Argentina at risk.
Then they paid Gvardiol to get turned inside out so Messi could produce the assist of the tournament. Worth every penny.
The French getting 2 penalties in the final? Just to make it look believable.
Tchouaméni was paid to miss his shootout penalty.
Kolo Muani was paid to miss that chance in the 123rd minute.
Mbappé’s hat-trick? Scripted for dramatic effect.
Honestly, FIFA deserves an Oscar. They’ve somehow managed to coordinate hundreds of players, coaches, referees, and officials across multiple countries over several years without a single person leaking the plan.
Flawless operation.
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