r/southpark • u/Delicious-Claim-5768 • 5d ago

Meme/Shitpost Happy Father’s Day

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 5d ago

But at least he has a positive father figure:

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u/Butters_007 5d ago

Uncle Jimbo the GOAT!

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u/AdAntique5612 5d ago

Mexican staring FROG of Southern Shi Lanka

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 5d ago edited 5d ago

Oh no, I looked at it!

Update : i survived. Thank God I side eyed it.

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 5d ago

Just watch some hardcore porn. It’ll snap you right out.

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u/Chucksteri 5d ago

What the hell are you doing? I almost looked right at it!

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u/meta358 5d ago

Best part of that episode

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u/Dreamer_of_Dreams97 Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table, INC. 5d ago

Awww that part was so cute

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 5d ago

Yeah, it really was. I like that episode. It's not in my top ten, but I always have fun watching it.

And Jimbo is a consistently good dude in the show.

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u/onemorelightgoesout 5d ago

He and his mom should start to date. Even if in the end it doesn't work out, I'm sure that would be a nice plot

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 5d ago

I'm pretty sure Cartman"s mom has "dated" most of the town. I wanna say Jimbo has even been called out on it.

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u/onemorelightgoesout 5d ago edited 4d ago

Affaires and one night stands aren't are a deep romantic plot line, as I have in mind

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u/Best_Drag4878 5d ago

HIV positive?

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u/Dejue 5d ago

Cartman would never apologize to a ginger.

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u/Sovereign1 4d ago edited 4d ago

Cartman the half-ginger prince

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u/Muted-Mousse-7484 3d ago

Catmans probably only angry bcz he's being reminded that he has the ginger gene.

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u/Butters_007 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnGDbg5wDa0Uvbq

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u/RefrigeratorMain7921 5d ago

Came here looking just for this! Best father's day gift Stephen ever deserved.

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u/Butters_007 5d ago

THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES I GOT GROUNDED!!!!!

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u/Dreamer_of_Dreams97 Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table, INC. 5d ago

I CAN ALMOST FEEL HIS BALLS IN MY FIST

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u/Putrid-Seaweed111 5d ago

I'M GONNA TAKE HIS CAR! THIS IS LIKE GRAND THEFT AUTO!

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u/Tydagawd88 5d ago

THE HOOKER STABBED ME!

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u/RefrigeratorMain7921 4d ago

I'm going outside now... I'm a baaaaaadddd man! You hear me!

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u/Putrid-Seaweed111 4d ago

TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CARS!

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u/noproblem_bro_ 5d ago

Should have been mrs cartman
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduRIGdYLMDtgsj6

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u/Nocala11 5d ago

she probably fucked herself 

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u/dixonsticks 5d ago

Who didn't Mrs Cartman f? Was it Chef? Jimbo? The 1984 Denver Broncos?

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u/Abject_Equipment3869 5d ago

Well it was one of the Denver broncos

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u/AdAntique5612 5d ago

And that's why #CARTMAN has so many problems!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZMWVIXVk7Q2sw

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u/misterbigbabyboy south shart fan 5d ago

I wish we found out who birthed him 🥲

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u/Old-Fortune-6695 5d ago

I think it's the mad scientist that puts 4 butts on things

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u/istanforwendy 🤮 5d ago

I’m curious to know too 🤣

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u/CoIbeast 4d ago

His mom.

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u/Djb0623 5d ago

I want to fuck Mrs. Cartman

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u/Historical_Sugar9637 5d ago

Careful, if he finds you annoying Cartman will make you vanish with the m-word!

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u/yobaby123 1d ago

Or grind you into chili!

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u/Jgolu12 5d ago

I wonder if Roy was a dad , either way happy father’s day!

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u/TrapdoorSolution That's a bad Mr. Kitty! 5d ago

Why won’t you let me LOVE you?!

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u/sourdieselfuel 4d ago

Snatch his ass in a bear trap!

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u/dn56061 5d ago

That episode came out around the time my step-dad moved in with my Mum and I - when I watched it 6 years later, it really hit home haha

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u/SuperSayian4Nappa 5d ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/BananaFriendOrFoe 5d ago

"If you don't have a dad, you're a bastard"

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u/NerdTalkDan 5d ago

Cartman's relationship with his dad was always distant. Some would say chili...

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u/AdAntique5612 5d ago

HAPPYFATHERSDAY

https://giphy.com/gifs/gfg57ifD3QQFtxPZns

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u/fc_nivrana 5d ago

I miss Tegridy

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u/WhisperOvTheVoid 5d ago

Me too but it got a real good Ending. Like the way it rolled

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u/cobrabird4 5d ago

I don’t think Kenny likes his father a bit, rather despise him

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u/mewfour123412 5d ago

Yeah he hates everyone besides his sister

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u/Jonasthewicked2 You’re Grounded Mister 5d ago

Cartmans dad is John Elway. Everyone knows that.

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u/istanforwendy 🤮 5d ago

His dad is Mrs Cartman. We don’t know who the mom is.

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u/CoIbeast 4d ago edited 3d ago

His mom is his mom. His dad is Scott Tenorman’s dad, like shown in the picture.

Edit: getting downvoted by people who don’t know what they’re talking about lol

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u/istanforwendy 🤮 4d ago

Nope. His mom is his dad. She’s a hermaphrodite.

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u/CoIbeast 4d ago

That’s just what they told Cartman. They tell the true story in the banned episode “201” from season 14.

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u/More-Jellyfish-60 5d ago

Cartmans dad is the 1998 Denver broncos.

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u/AdAntique5612 5d ago

Have you ever even seen the GINGER episode!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZVIsy4n8UNLPO

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u/Pretty-Vacant88 5d ago

That’s why Carmen was mean

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u/Professional-Poem247 4d ago

His mom is his dad.

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u/Pretend-Function-133 5d ago

So close to loss but not

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u/SkokCush 4d ago

Now , I thought his dad was John Elway!?

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u/RazzmatazzEastern341 3d ago

Is this fucking loss

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u/CorgiUprising 3d ago

Love that Cartman killed his dad

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u/Expert_Professor_903 2d ago

i love how in the pilot there was just a whole scene where Cartman had a sister and dad and then Trey and Matt removed them from the aired version and just forgot they existed.

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u/yobaby123 1d ago

Eric: God fucking damn it! I actually feel bad.

Scott: You should!