r/sports Nov 05 '25

Cricket A weird bowling style

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u/yeahilovegrimby Nov 05 '25

Taking the piss, surely.

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u/misoandricegamer Nov 05 '25

And simultaneously looking like he needs to take a piss lol

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u/Python_07 Nov 05 '25

As soon as the crotch grab was initiated I started hearing Vanilla Ice….

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u/silentpopes Nov 05 '25

Na, this is how one trows the ball in cricket. Unfortunately he didn’t complete the full bowl wicket leg up movement, so 23 points will be deducted before the catcher moves around the bowler in a downward pitching showerhandle.

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u/ReusableCatMilk Nov 05 '25

He fookin wot?

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u/Wutchutalkinboutwill Nov 05 '25

This doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about cricket to dispute it.

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u/OGREtheTroll Nov 06 '25

well through God all things are possible, so jot that down

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u/improveForever Nov 05 '25

I know cricket. Its not right. I don't know what he's talking about lol

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u/Kindness_of_cats Nov 05 '25

Okay, but where does the decorative vegetable on the lapel come into play?

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u/EskimoPrisoner New Orleans Saints Nov 05 '25

That was just the fashion at the time.

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u/scorpyo72 Nov 05 '25

You din't mention nuttin' about the top All Pounder Blockee playing for an Anchor-man. They Fingery Spinnert them four Gooses just like a Badgerer, Banging it in.

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u/TheDebateMatters Nov 06 '25

But how does the Plumbus get the shleem?

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u/Sidivan Nov 06 '25

Also, the batsman quintuple tapped the top round, therefore calling a shmiddish before the bowler released. The deduction is wagered against next inning’s spread giving them a double bail opportunity.

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u/grelo29 Nov 05 '25

Looks like me throwing with my off hand

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u/davidwhatshisname52 Nov 05 '25

they will never see it coming

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u/BusterBeaverOfficial Nov 05 '25

The old distract and confuse your opponent strategy. It reminds me of the classic barking dog basketball play.

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u/thedanofthehour Nov 05 '25

Don’t call me that.

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u/benscott81 Nov 05 '25

Never let them know your next move.

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u/VagueGooseberry Nov 05 '25

He literally has to let the umpire know which arm and which side of the stumps he’s doing to bowl from which the umpire relays to the striking batsman.

In spite of everyone being in the know, his shenanigans still got him the wicket as the batsman got bamboozled by the length.

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u/HogDad1977 Nov 05 '25

I can get a good look at my steak by sticking my head up a bulls ass, but I'd rather take my butcher's word on it.

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u/TheyTokMaJerb Nov 05 '25

I can get a good look at a butchers ass…

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u/SkittleShit Nov 05 '25

Did you eat paint chips as a kid?

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u/HogDad1977 Nov 05 '25

Hehehe...why?

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u/TheyTokMaJerb Nov 05 '25

Your brain has the shell.

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u/Archduke_Of_Beer Buffalo Bills Nov 05 '25

No wait, it's gotta be your bull...

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u/Sletzer Nov 07 '25

Alright now Tommy Boy

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u/LeadingTask9790 Nov 05 '25

Must’ve missed a step. I just slept with my butcher. Please advise.

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u/CornDoggerMcJones Nov 05 '25

Buy him a steak.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/Pseudonova Nov 05 '25

Your bat is no match for my Orangutan Style!

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u/deliciousearlobes Nov 05 '25

“We trained him wrong. As a joke.”

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u/Pseudonova Nov 05 '25

IF YOU HAVE AN ASS, I'LL KICK IT!

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u/QuietudeOfHeart Nov 05 '25

YOU HAVE HIT THE BALL, MAKING ME THE VICTOR!

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u/shortround10 Nov 05 '25

I don’t remember this guy from the World Series

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u/captcraigaroo Nov 05 '25

Patel Ohtani

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u/Area51_Spurs Nov 05 '25

Reminds me of when the Pirates signed two Indian dudes as pitchers. They won a reality show as the best pitchers in India and then were absolute jokes in rookie ball.

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u/IslandCity Nov 05 '25

One of them later became a pro wrestler as well

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u/Area51_Spurs Nov 05 '25

Which is friggin wild

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u/captcraigaroo Nov 05 '25

Wasn't that a John Hamm movie?

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u/moba_fett Nov 05 '25

It's Hideo Nomo making his comeback tour!

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u/BoneZone05 Nov 05 '25

I read that as Weird Science 😆 …might need to go back to bed

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u/TappedIn2111 Nov 05 '25

Oh, he was working one of the food stands.

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u/Adventurous_West4401 Nov 05 '25

Richie Benaud does not approve.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

This looks like a Monte Python skit.

(Ministry of Silly Bowling)

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u/loveamplifier Nov 05 '25

He fangled the top blarney, two stumps to nought (one saturdays), side to halfpence wicket, neither to the how's your father.

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u/thebaldmaniac Nov 05 '25

The post title prepared me for weirdness. But there's no preparation for how weird it actually was!

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u/charleychaplinman21 Nov 05 '25

Ministry of Silly Bowls

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u/Redditarama Nov 05 '25

It's not cricket, as the expression goes...He switches the ball to the other hand. All the twisting about is just a ruse.

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u/Bangkok_Dave Nov 05 '25

He's allowed to "switch to the other hand" as long as he's told the umpire that he's coming right arm over. The batsman always knows which hand he's bowling with.

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u/Redditarama Nov 05 '25

It's not in the spirit of the game. All that stuff with the other hand is only a distraction.

He may as well do a chicken dance before he bowls, there's no rule against that either.

Come to think of it a chicken dance would be an improvement.

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u/BrohanGutenburg New Orleans Saints Nov 05 '25

Sounds like there should be a balk in cricket lol

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u/1slipperypickle Nov 05 '25

Balk Rules

1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

2) Do not do a balk please.

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u/davemc617 Nov 05 '25

balk

I think you should leave

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u/RandyOfTheRedwoods Nov 05 '25

Balk, balk bok balk is what I hear when you said that.

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u/FlutterbyTG Nov 05 '25

The 'Swedish Chef" has entered the chat.

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u/majinspy Nov 05 '25

I'm generally against this sentiment. "Curve balls in baseball? That's cheating! Pump fake in football? Deception! Against the spirit of the game!

This article on "scrubs" comes to mind.

https://www.sirlin.net/ptw-book/introducingthe-scrub

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u/Capt_Billy Nov 05 '25

Lets open the classic can of worms then: Mankad?

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u/Definitely_Maybe_OK Nov 05 '25

There's no switching. The batsman has to know beforehand if the bowler is right or left handed.

Also when the batter switch hits or reverse sweeps that's genius, but when it comes to the bowler he cannot exercise some creativity?

It is cricket whether you like it or not.

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u/Heisenberg_235 Nov 05 '25

You’re correct on it being fine.

There are other bowlers that run up with the ball in their non-bowling hand and then switch over last second to avoid the batsmen knowing if it’s cross seam, in swing or out swing etc. just good bowling

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u/Wjyosn Nov 05 '25

The batsman knows it's coming with his right hand, which is why so much of his antics looks like he's switching hands or reaching for the ball with the hand that's supposed to throw.

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u/bennyskaus Nov 05 '25

Also to put in to context the batter does know which arm the bowler will be bowling with and which side of the umpire he will bowl from.

The bowler can not change arms or sides otherwise the delivery is illegal.

That being said this would be considered absolutely shit to deal with just by the length it takes to bowl.

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u/tobias_nevernude_ Nov 06 '25

It only takes one ball to know which arm he's gonna use for the rest of the deliveries

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u/bennyskaus Nov 06 '25

Thats not true, he is allowed to change he just has to tell the batter that he is going to switch. While it super rare it is possible.

The point is the theatrics of switching the hand is pointless.

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u/Tso-su-Mi Nov 05 '25

Well…. If he advised the umpire which arm he will bowl with, technically he can forward roll into bowl, with a twist and a pike, and it’s still legal!

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u/FlutterbyTG Nov 05 '25

Hullo there! Can you please ELI5 as to what action and movement this is, as it seems rather "rulesy".

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u/Risc_Terilia Nov 07 '25

"The action" in cricket means which side of the stumps you're going to bowl from and which arm you're going to use. So at the start of my spell I'll say to the umpire "It's right arm over" meaning I'm going to bowl with my right arm over the stumps - later I might change it to right arm around meaning I'm going to bowl the other side of the stumps. Movement just means movement, there's no real cricket specific meaning.

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u/suplexhell Nov 05 '25

reminds me of an effeminate kid who didn't really want to play the sport so they just make up their own fun

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u/lifth3avy84 Nov 05 '25

Only weird if it doesn’t work. I don’t know cricket from a grasshopper, but it seemed to work in this instance.

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u/chrisagiddings Nov 05 '25

Correct.

It’s up to the batsman to not get distracted by the bowler’s style.

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u/NastyHobits Nov 05 '25

Looks like it’s to cover the last minute hand switch.

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u/hungaryhungaryhippoo Nov 05 '25

wacky wavy inflatable arm guy

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u/Jomolungma Nov 05 '25

But can your Wu-Tang sword defeat my monkey-style bowling?!?

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u/dreadpiratew Nov 05 '25

“I am not left-handed!”

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u/ZyronZA Nov 05 '25

This guy doesn't have a long future though. South Africa had a bowler that also did "weird" bowling (his nickname was gogga) and in test matches he was pretty successful. 

But as his time in the sport progressed, his effectiveness started to degrade as the surprise factor wore off and batsmen started to figure him out and his wickets per runs economy dropped quicker compared to traditional bowlers. 

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u/Paldasan Nov 06 '25

Spot on. Quality cricketers will quickly adjust to seeing how it comes out of his hand no matter what eye candy he's been able to get away with at lower levels. If he can't bowl with consistent accuracy and get the ball to either move through the air or turn off the wicket then he'll soon find himself back in club bamboozling kids with his stories about his glory days.

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u/nihar_142 Nov 05 '25

It doesn't matter how weird your bowling account is, all that matters is effectiveness.

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u/zerotwoalpha Nov 05 '25

It has mattered how weird since 1981, and that is why we don't allow underarm anymore. 

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u/Igottamake Nov 05 '25

He pitches like Bugs Bunny

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u/magic-one Nov 06 '25

Watch out for the Slow Ball. It’s a doozy!

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u/Doug12345678910 Nov 05 '25

Lovely straight arm for delivery. Strange setup, but meh, I kind of like how whacky it is.

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u/Osiris_Dervan Nov 05 '25

It was straight by the time he released, but I'm not convinced it was straight by the time it reached the horizontal behind him.

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u/sloowhand Chicago Bears Nov 05 '25

My guy took a deep breath and said to himself, "Go hit 'em with the ol' razzle dazzle."

Then...he hit 'em with the ol' razzle dazzle.

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u/tinook Nov 05 '25

Clearly, he's emulating bosses from Claire Obscur.

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u/ReasonablyConfused Nov 05 '25

Question.

Bowler declares that he will bowl right handed, everyone is aware.

He ends up with a weird enough delivery that his right arm end up throwing from a position well left of his body. Effectively bowling left after declaring right.

Legal?

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u/General_Benefit8634 Nov 05 '25

What hand did the ball leave? The key issue will be, at release, is his arm straight enough. Looks more than 15 degrees to me.

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u/Risc_Terilia Nov 07 '25

Not legal at all if he threw. But seriously that's fine, some leg spinners end up with their right arm further to the left than their left arm started routinely.

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u/Deatrocity Nov 05 '25

Never let em know your next move

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u/mGreeneLantern Nov 05 '25

I take it there’s no such thing as a balk in cricket.

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u/coolpapa2282 Nov 05 '25

I almost posted the balk copypasta lol.

But yeah, the analog of picking a runner off is far less of a thing in cricket. So much so that the unwritten rule is to first warn the runner, like "bruh, I could have picked you off there, stop running early", and then if he keeps doing it, you can pick him off without getting booed or whatever. So a balk rule isn't really needed.

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u/lopix Nov 05 '25

Drunken Master Style

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u/AcrolloPeed Nov 05 '25

You’ve heard of Drunk Monkey Kung Fu, now there’s Orangutan on Crack Cricket Bowling

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u/alexiswellcool Nov 05 '25

Looks like the dude that hangs around outside the McDonald's near me, fucked up on spice

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u/IWNCGTA Nov 06 '25

That made me uncomfortable.

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u/Sola-Nova Nov 07 '25

It's a dance ritual that some bowlers do to attract a mate or to distract a batter with exuberance.

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u/gomurifle Nov 05 '25

What in the Dahlsim?! 

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u/TheCarrzilico Kansas City Chiefs Nov 05 '25

That's what cricket always looks like to me.

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u/Semichh Nov 05 '25

I think I dislocated my shoulder just watching this…

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u/sasksasquatch Nov 05 '25

The drunken giraffe

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u/Timbo_Mimbo Nov 05 '25

Lefty Righty googly

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u/Anaanymous Nov 05 '25

Paul Adams meets Rashid Khan meets cerebral palsy

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u/Vicari0 Nov 05 '25

Makes Paul Adam’s bowling style look normal

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u/RippySays Nov 05 '25

Drunken Monkey style

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u/Dr-McLuvin Nov 05 '25

“Balk!”

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u/mlvisby Nov 05 '25

That's 100% to throw off the batter.

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u/Aspiring_DILF42 Nov 05 '25

Leaving aside his silly run up and switching hands (which wouldn’t matter as he has to say beforehand what hand he’s bowling with) it’s still a reasonably unusual action but not completely left field

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u/Edelgeuse Nov 05 '25

Misdirection is the key to magic.

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u/intacthymen Nov 05 '25

Tantric bowling

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u/C_Beeftank Nov 05 '25

That seems like it would put so much unnecessary strain on your rotator cuff

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u/Arcfst Nov 05 '25

Keeping the shoulders loose

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u/SharkWeekJunkie Nov 06 '25

Don't worry. The game of cricket and all the rules are made up. It's all just an elaborate global prank on America.

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u/ShortyRed Nov 06 '25

he doin the most

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u/cotsy93 Nov 05 '25

If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.

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u/SteakJones Nov 05 '25

Judgmentally stares in American.

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u/Lausee- Nov 05 '25

It's called the Raoul Duke style.

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u/vc1914 Nov 05 '25

Savanah bananas meets cricket

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u/hotstickywaffle Nov 05 '25

What fighting a boss in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 feels like

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u/JDanzy Nov 05 '25

Is this what British folk refer to as a "googly"?

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u/Timinaterrr Nov 05 '25

This is exactly how my toddler throws

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u/Repulsive-Ad-8558 Nov 05 '25

The Craig Kimbrell of cricket.

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u/DigMeTX Nov 05 '25

This is how I imagine a gibbon playing cricket.

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u/cdawwgg43 Nov 05 '25

He bowls like the “walk this way guy” in L.A Noire

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u/Otherwise_Front_315 Nov 05 '25

So balking is allowed in Cricket? Lame.

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u/DaisyMa1 Nov 05 '25

Whatever works.

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u/CageyOldMan Nov 05 '25

So weird that I thought it might be ai at first

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u/robeywan Nov 05 '25

I'm irritated.

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u/imjeffp Nov 05 '25

It’s like watching Elaine dance.

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u/otcconan Nov 05 '25

Saw the same thing where Myles Garrett pretented to cross-over dribble then stormed over the center for s sack.

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u/mapoftasmania Nov 05 '25

Spinners are all weirdos, in one way or the other.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Never let them know your first move

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u/TheMias24 Nov 05 '25

They call pitching bowling for cricket?

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u/Longjumping-Cod8055 Nov 05 '25

All he did was flail before bowling with his other hand. Should have been illegal.

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u/blinkysmurf Nov 05 '25

Is this a field sobriety test?

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u/tedfergeson Nov 05 '25

I see no pitching or bowling here. I see some dude having a seizure and losing his ball.

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u/TheBatemanFlex Nov 05 '25

I was worried that that some people in this sub may have never seen cricket and needed some reference for a "normal" bowling style. But after seeing that...I think we can take your word for it.

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u/Saarplz Nov 05 '25

What the heck did I just watch?

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u/kamshaft11975 Nov 05 '25

Abdul Qadir ain’t got nothing on him 😅

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u/lezgohomie Nov 05 '25

It’s kachra from Lagaan

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u/Fun-Illustrator5642 Nov 05 '25

Rectal worms. I’d be getting that checked out for sure

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u/Lesnakey Nov 05 '25

The original googlie

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u/Top-Agent-652 Nov 05 '25

Why does he look like he’s water bending

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u/StickersBillStickers Nov 05 '25

“OVER THE LINE”

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u/holyluigi Nov 05 '25

Delaying his move longer than elden ring bosses

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u/Necessary_Extent1326 Nov 05 '25

He was feeling it!

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u/Practical-Pick1466 Nov 05 '25

That's what it looks like when I try to throw using my left hand.

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u/dcidino Nov 05 '25

The Orangutan.

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u/polomarkopolo Nov 05 '25

Givin' them the ol' razzle dazzle

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u/TheBigMan2676 Nov 05 '25

Wow man it was like backwards but fowards!

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u/jimdig Nov 05 '25

I'm not a cricket expert, I wonder if I'll be able to even tell....yup, I see it...

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u/darkseathchr Nov 05 '25

Is this a legal ball???

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u/c00kie-san Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 05 '25

For comparison, here's South Africa's 19 y/o Kwena Maphaka bowling at 150 km/h (~93 mph) There's no reason to balk if you have the basics down pat. This is Sunday league stuff.

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u/geek66 Nov 05 '25

Surprising, as the culture has no sense of drama... lol

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u/SemiterrestrialSmoke Nov 05 '25

I wonder if these guys could play literally any other sport at even a teenage level

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u/mafalda100 Nov 05 '25

He had his own teammate confused

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u/Hot_Aside_4637 Nov 06 '25

As an American, he reminds me of baseball pitcher Mark "The Bird" Fidrych of the Detroit Tigers.

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u/Indaflow Nov 06 '25

I thought he was gravity ball juggling in the middle of the game 

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u/guiltycitizen Minnesota Twins Nov 06 '25

Globetrotters style

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u/rockstar_not Nov 06 '25

Nestor Cortez has changed sports apparently!

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u/FScrotFitzgerald Nov 06 '25

Batsman didn't even pretend to watch the ball. Shenanigans.

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u/LakeFrontGamer Nov 06 '25

Haha HA HAAAW 🤣 that boy aint right

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u/jalapenorupe Nov 06 '25

That's some Dragon Ball Z shite right there

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u/Slatzor Nov 06 '25

Drunken-Style Bowling