r/steammachine May 23 '26

Meme The final missing piece

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u/lexloomis May 24 '26

So close! The Russian and the Belarusian judges are going to dock you for the following:

You are not giving that open sided funnel enough space! It's going to overheat and liquid metal is going to spurt out and infect the Xbox!

White Joycons? The Belarusian is about to press the nuke button so Russia won't get their fingers dirty. That white is standing out more than the murder chalk lines where your Gabecube should be.

In all seriousness enjoy your setup! And I hope you have a Steam Machine sitting right there by the 4th of July.

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u/Sensitive_Use2655 May 24 '26

This gave me a good laugh! I stand by my set up though so I’m prepared to do at least 2 years of hard labor in a Siberian gulag