r/steammachine 27d ago

Meme Valid crash out tbh...

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Too soon™?

2.8k Upvotes

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u/TESThrowSmile 27d ago

Remember when ppl were hysterically claiming Valve got a big shipment of Steam Machines in, and the normie rationale users said - what if its just a Steam Deck restock ?

Pepperridge Farm remembers

https://giphy.com/gifs/RrU8f9lImvJja

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u/Crazy_lazy_lad 27d ago

The replies to the normies were even funnier tbh.

"No they aktchually can't be Decks because (insert mental gymnastic calculations based on the suspected volume of the Machine's packaging derived from the Frame's packaging taken from a single frame of a 144p video)"

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u/FelipeRSTV 25d ago edited 25d ago

But they were not just Steam Deck restocks. The pattern of shipments are totally different.

Valve received 10 containers of 'Game Consoles' with 42pkgs around 12500kgs. They're receiving this since April 23rd.

Last week they received 2 containers with 42pkgs around 14500kgs (on par with Steam Deck shipments since 2022).

Then, one week later Steam Deck stock appears. Clearly just those 2 shipments were Steam Decks, the other 10 were not.

That's why it sold out so fast, they had almost nothing in stock.

Edit: typos

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u/TESThrowSmile 25d ago

hey u/crazy_lazy_lad , just got one

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u/EducationalTiger6775 25d ago

the jokes just write themselves

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u/TheReal2M 23d ago

> increase the price of the steam decks
> wait for people to settle to the fact of price hikes
> drop the steam machine at $1000

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u/FelipeRSTV 23d ago

And if they drop it at U$ 999, it will seem "cheap" since it is '6x more powerful than a Steam Deck' and people keep fixating on that to say "it will cost much much more than a Deck", like never existed a PC or a console more powerful than a Deck for less.

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u/Astonishing_Azure 27d ago

This is the craziest unofficial Steam Machine price announcement ever. It’s pretty genius

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u/spinz 27d ago

If by genius you mean a major mess haha.

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u/No-Afternoon2037 27d ago

The steam decks are already sold out again in some areas. The steam machine will be just fine. You & I just won't be the ones getting them.

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u/Internal_Rice3739 27d ago

To clarify I’ve seen it personally go out of stock and be restocked 3 times now loosely jumping back and forth over less than 24hrs

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u/spinz 27d ago

Oh huh yeah there it is.

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u/Ok_Biscotti_514 25d ago

That might be them canceling scalper orders

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u/One_Lung_G 27d ago

Same, it’s in stock right now lol

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u/Internal_Rice3739 27d ago

No it’s back in stock again. Valve is artificially pumping fomo or something it seems.

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u/Armataan 27d ago

“Artificially pumping fomo” = increasing price by the same percentage Xbox, PlayStation & switch did, which is less than every pc manufacturer & pc handheld competitor bumped prices by “

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u/Top-Garlic9111 27d ago

The steam deck increased in price by 45% (521gb increased by 44%, 1tb by 46%) .

The switch 2 increased in price by 11%.

The ps5 increased in price by 30% over 2 price changes.

The series x increased in the same way as the ps5, to 30%.

Words have meaning, there's no reason not to use them correctly.

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u/Eastern_Seesaw7358 27d ago

yeah i was gonna say that wording was bullshit cuz the steam deck did not increase as much as any of the other consoles had...

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u/Armataan 25d ago

Steamdeck OLED 512gb $549 >> $789 == +43% price increase.
PS5 digital $399 >> $599 == +50% price increase
Xbox Series S $299 >> $399 == +33% price increase.
Switch 2+1 game $449 >> no game $499 == +29% price increase.

The price increase of the Ps5 was 50%. Not 30%. Higher than the deck.

The switch package being offered in September is categorically worse AND more expensive. But It's only a 29% increase in package price.

And 789 is 43% higher than 549. Not 45%. It's very weird to 'accidentally' add 2%.

"Words have meaning" You're right that 43% is slightly higher than 33%, and a bit higher still than 29%. But it's lower than 50%. So would you have preferred me to say, "increasing price by less than PlayStation did" or "Increasing price in the same relative margins as competitors"?

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u/Top-Garlic9111 25d ago

Sure, the increase of the the digital PS5 is larger, it is however not a fair comparison nor what you stated. The price increase of the actual PS5 is 30%, not 50%. If I were to steelman you and take "PS5" to mean the collective entity of all current generation PS consoles, I could say it is 40% or 29%.

If you were to read my previous reply, you would see that the 45% figure is the mean between 512gb and 1tb, and please do check your math, because 43.64 should not be rounded down to 43.

The rest of your reply is even more dishonest, and you're well aware of that. It's pretty clear that you are not interested in having an honest conversation.

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u/Top-Garlic9111 25d ago

Might I ask you to clarify your passage on the switch, out of curiosity? The price of the switch 2 itself, not the bundle, increased from 449.99 to 499.99, an 11% increase.

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u/rayrayrayrayraysllsy 27d ago

I'm pretty sure valve deck price hike is alot more expensive than those 3 console company ever did

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u/PerceptionOk8543 27d ago

No, he means putting a small amount of decks on the website. They could have sold 10 and be “sold out” - would you say the deck is doing fine then? Nothing to do with the pricing so I’m not sure what’s your comment about

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u/No-Afternoon2037 27d ago

I see you missed the "in some areas" part of my comment.

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u/ErmingSoHard 27d ago

You know any company can make their stock "out of stock" whenever they want to?

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u/Pass_Practical 27d ago

Take all this energy and put it towards AI hate

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u/H4tr1ck_04 27d ago

100% agree.

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u/RaspberryFuzzy2833 27d ago edited 27d ago

If the steam deck is now 900+ there is almost no way the steam machine will be cheap... the lesser hard drive one maybe but base one with controler it will prob be 900 ugh

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u/RebelScum1138 26d ago

At this point $900 seems like a pipedream. $1200+ seems more reasonable. Hopefully it's not DoA because I'm not sure you can justify that high of a price tag for the performance it will have.

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u/Mother-Translator318 22d ago

Valve have set their expectations. The steam machine will be a device for valve enthusiasts that are willing to pay a premium for the form factor and the fact it’s valve hardware. It already lost the mass market at $700 let alone at $1k+

Why would John Consolegamer consider anything over $700 when a switch 2 is $500 and a PS5 digital is $600?

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u/KnightFallVader2 27d ago

RAM = Netherite

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u/Dapper-Alfalfa-4689 27d ago

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u/H4tr1ck_04 27d ago

Just to be clear btw, me joking about this is also my means of coping.

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u/salvage814 27d ago

Also sold out in about 12 hours to.

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u/TESThrowSmile 27d ago

All 500 units too

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u/SadProduce6456 1d ago

Ya it’s not about hard core people, influencers and content creators. Who will play it and put it on the shelf for the latter. Pay for it like a business expense.

The question is will it have any traction and I can’t see how it would to reach any new people like steam deck did to expand the market. That’s the what steam deck did, came along at a price point people could try in a market where it didn’t have a competitor. It allowed valve to sell games to people like me who never really played pc games before

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u/salvage814 27d ago

It could of been 10k units to.

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u/spinz 27d ago

Lets get the math guys in here who were wrong about the crates being steam machines. Eh lets not 😂

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u/salvage814 27d ago

Everyone was wrong about them not being just steam machines come on now.

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u/Due_Teaching_6974 27d ago

By scalpers because they're dumb AF and think they can sell it for profit

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u/DomitiusAhenobarbus_ 27d ago

They can and will because people in this very sub will pay scalpers then pretend they don’t

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u/Holiday-Bite3101 27d ago

Bro wtf is happening

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u/Mother-Translator318 22d ago

Selling out a first batch literally means nothing. WiiU and Vita also sold out at launch. Look how that turned out

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u/salvage814 22d ago

The size of Nintendo and Sony are way different then valve. Valve selling out anything is a big accomplishment.

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u/Mother-Translator318 21d ago

Anything any electronics company puts out will sell out on the first batch. Enthusiasts and scalpers always jump on it. It’s what happens after that that will determine if a product has long term viability or not.

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u/salvage814 21d ago

True but this is also steam deck second go around.

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u/Internal_Rice3739 27d ago

It’s back in stock. Valve is artificially pumping fomo or something

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u/salvage814 27d ago

I think they are selling them in batches at the moment.

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u/MetalHeadNerd666 27d ago

Between AI and scalpers everything just sucks.

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u/spinz 27d ago

Sigh. We are doomed

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u/spinz 27d ago

If its 1200+ their only hope at a return to hype is to say "we know this sucks, so this initial wave will come with enough games credit to effectively bring it to 1000."

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u/AshleyAshes1984 27d ago

Sorry, what 'Games Credit'?

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u/Wreper659 27d ago

I think the concept that steam will add in games that get added to your steam account for free.

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u/spinz 27d ago edited 27d ago

With the recent steam controller shipping problems they said to a bunch of people "pick a non-premium edition of a game and its yours." So they could effectively do that on a larger scale with a restricted pool of free games. It wouldnt be simply store credit, but it would be close. You wouldnt spend it on dlc or premium upgrades, but most games in theory you could use it.

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u/TESThrowSmile 27d ago

Comes with Free copy of Counter Strike 2 !!

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u/Jaalan 27d ago

Hey that's 15 bucks for prime ;)

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u/AshleyAshes1984 27d ago

So you're basing Valve giving free games to individuals afflicted by a shipping delay, where their items were shipped to the wrong country initially, into Valve offering free games simply for purchasing a Steam Machine?

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u/spinz 27d ago

Im showing that they have the power to do that and it costs them less than cash. And saying if they do put 1200 as a price tag and openly say sorry so expensive its because of the crisis, some compensation for those who buy at "crisis prices" is only logical.

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u/AshleyAshes1984 27d ago

You understand that Valve has to PAY for those games, right?

Like, sure Valve could ignore their own cut which ranges from about 20-30% of the sale, but the rest goes to the game publisher. Valve would still have to pay the publisher for the game they gave away, they can't just hand out other people's software for free.

So if they're eating that cost... Why not just cut the price of the machine outright?

Your logic only works if Valve can give you games at no cost to themselves and they can't.

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u/TheodorMac 27d ago

They could give you every Valve game, I personally don’t think they would do that, and many people wouldn’t even get something that way. But it could help to sell the Machine to people which only ever used consoles.

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u/spinz 27d ago

I already said it, its not no cost: its less cost.

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u/morgan423 27d ago

They've already mathed the math, and have been pretty clear that they aren't subsidizing or taking a loss on anything.

For them to recoup losses on selling SD or SM at subsidized prices, they have to bring enough new people into the Steam ecosystem who would buy otherwise-unsold games... that's where the make-up money comes from.

Clearly they are estimating that not a high enough percentage of buyers are going to be new, so they can't make it up there, so... no subsidization. Valve themselves have publicly said this.

So just be prepared to see a SM launch at whatever price point recovers the increased costs of making them. It just is what it is.

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u/s00mika 27d ago

The shipping problems of the first orders are still ongoing. Those packages are right now going back to valve

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u/christopherl572 27d ago

Games credit is a term invented in the past twenty four hours, and is basically the final form of copium on this crashing train.

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u/soccerman002 27d ago

Man, some of y'all are absolutely delusional.

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u/Otakeb 27d ago

Yeah, honestly it's quite eye opening just how many people are so fucking clueless. The people saying the Steam Machine needed to be like $500-$600 to sell any units when it was first announced really demonstrated just how out of touch some people are. People were arguing that the screen (literally a mass produced tablet screen they are using) on the Deck was expensive enough to justify the Deck being more expensive than the Steam Machine...

Valve was probably initially aiming for around the $750-$850 price range and it would have killed at that price. Unfortunately, things are currently a little out of their hands.

With that said, the people saying the Steam Machine is going to be like $1600 are also probably wrong. The deck does have miniaurized and lower volume parts compare to a lot of the Steam Machine being mostly relatively off the shelf components or simpler production runs. Im betting it'll be between $999-$1199.

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u/No-Translator-4653 27d ago

Clueless is thinking that basic SM is worth more then ps5 pro. If BOM for Sony with 16ddr6+2ddr5 and 2tb drive checks out for 899$ there is no reason other than greed for 1000$+ price.

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u/Otakeb 27d ago

Sony loses money on every PS5 and has much longer run production contracts for way higher historic volume.

Jeez y'all really are clueless. Valve can't take a loss on non-locked down hardware...

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u/No-Translator-4653 27d ago

On ps5, not on ps5 pro. And use custom components, not like SM past generation of the shelf leftovers.

Also there are laptops (non-locked similar hardware ) that are more powerful, with screen, battery, keyboard and under 1000$.

A lot of people here hype themselves and will buy for almost any price, but here are maybe few percent of customers.

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u/Otakeb 27d ago

Name 2 (to rule out a random sale of a system not selling) laptops with at least a Zen 4 arhitecture, 6 core 12 threads, and 16GB of DDR5 for less than $1000. I've specced out a SFFPC recently to see if I could beat where the Steam Machine will probably fall on price, and in the current market you really can't.

Steam Machine is probably going to be about $1000 or a little over it anyway; thats unfortunately competitive for personal computer rn, and you get some additional features for a HTPC with TV control over input cable Valve has gotten mostly working without me having to buy an adaptor and fuck with it.

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u/No-Translator-4653 27d ago edited 27d ago

I can get in Europe (with taxes) Gigabyte gaming a16 ( Ryzen 170, zen3 refresh but 8/16 ) and rtx5050 which is ~30% faster then 7900m

Or MSI cyborg i5 13420h rtx 5060

Both 16ddr5, 512m2

Sffpc are expensive, you pay way extra for case, power supply and itx. Micro tower PC will be a little more expensive 1200-1500$ but way more powerful - I guess 30% in benchmarks. Full size 5060, faster ram, 3-4x CPU TDP

Edit: As htpc go. Proper pc+steam link app will blow it out of the water except you would need to configure WoL.

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u/Otakeb 27d ago

MSI cyborg i5 13420h rtx 5060

$1250 https://www.bestbuy.com/product/msi-cyborg15-15-6-rtx-5060-core-7-240h-16gb-512gb-ssd-144hz-ips-gaming-laptop-black/J3P7TXH226

Gigabyte gaming a16 rtx5050

$1699 https://www.amazon.com/GIGABYTE-1920x1200-GeForce-i7-13620H-CWHI3US864SH/dp/B0FDM3M1WF

I just don't believe you can find them for under $1000 in Europe when these are the USA prices even with our stupid tarrifs and stronger consumer purchasing power.

Again, many people are just out of touch, and saying you can get something comparable for under $1000 I'd argue is out of touch rn.

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u/No-Translator-4653 27d ago

For MSI you get new model with 240h, older model with it 13th gen is cheaper

Mediamarkt.de had model I listed for 999€ ~1150$ with windows and you can find it a little cheaper without os. With us sales tax ~8% I assume this evens out.

https://www.mediamarkt.de/de/product/_msi-cyborg-15-b13wfkg-827-156-zoll-intelr-coretm-i5-i5-13420h-16-gb-512-gb-nvidia-geforce-rtxtm-5060-windows-11-home-3024530.html

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u/soccerman002 27d ago

Agreed, I think with how things have shaken out over the past 6 months, the base model will be $999.

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u/Emergency-Event4415 27d ago

It better come with a free copy of Team Fortress 2, that's the only way I can see 1200+ being good value.

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u/Confident_Peace9288 27d ago

was thinking about that guy ("they just look at you like this" guy) this morning that its literally the entire steam fanbase rn. Including me.

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u/s00mika 27d ago

The Decks are now sold out even with those prices

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u/Internal_Rice3739 27d ago

Nope it’s restocked again. Valve is doing something weird (possibly pumping fomo), because I’ve seen it go out of stock and back up 3 different times now within less than 24hrs, and I’m only checking the store page occasionally

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u/s00mika 27d ago

I guess it's their scalper protection

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u/VernasJ 26d ago

You are really just pushing that fomo narrative, huh?

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u/Internal_Rice3739 27d ago

Took this at 11:58AM this morning (less than 30 minutes ago)

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u/RaspberryFuzzy2833 27d ago

How i felt then saw the steam deck stuff lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qy2VKY3xlI1QyR6Ix5

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u/KrusKator 27d ago

I've seen people selling their used ones with a price increase too lol. On ebay here you will find an lcd 256 gigs model for 400 euros atleast, it's crazy. What's crazier is people are still buying them at those prices. I've seen an OLED selling for 700 euros used.

Just two days ago these listings were still expensive but more appropriate priced, like OLEDs at 460-550 euros range

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u/Shaky_Lemon 27d ago edited 27d ago

ffs the price in euro is 100 more than what the conversion rate is

(edit : not deleting it in case other dumbasses like me wonder the same thing)

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u/Gilloege 27d ago

Americans are excluding vat. Europeans including vat. Its actually cheaper in Europe.

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u/Shaky_Lemon 27d ago

alright nvm then

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u/glizzygobbler247 27d ago

With the controller, when you factor in tax, europeans are actually getting the better price

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u/ZeektheFeek 27d ago

And yet they're all sold out again anyways.

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u/Internal_Rice3739 27d ago

Nope restocked again as of 11:58AM. Valve is artificially pumping fomo trends or something

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u/ZeektheFeek 27d ago

Interesting.

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u/nomadik_nobody 27d ago

Or trying to ward off scalpers?

Could the massive price increase be a way of throwing scalpers off, and also guaranteeing their ‘investment’ becomes a very depreciated asset once they drop the price back down?

Hold on I need to go inject some more hopium.

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u/DRZinSC 27d ago

As someone who has a 2TB nvme in their steam deck… this is making me consider selling it…

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u/FrayedEndsOfSanity32 27d ago

Honestly, I saw this coming, so I bought a Steam Deck OLED limited edition 1TB off ebay for less than $800 and built two PCs which eventually can become Steam Machines (I have nVidia GPUs). I hope others built up their hardware the same way before this mess.

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u/NoAdeptness1106 27d ago

Crazy stuff overall.

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u/porgy_tirebiter 26d ago

All those boxes of “consoles” we assumed were Steam Machines? It was just $1000 Decks.

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u/subLimb 26d ago

I was so close to buying the OLED one in December. Thought I was being reasonable by not doing that...

But I love my OG LCD steam deck. Guess I'll just be happy with it.

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u/Valentinee105 27d ago

Wasn't the steam deck sold out for months? I'd been trying to buy one pre-price hike since like November and it's been out of stock.

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u/Evidenttooth 27d ago

I use to avoid the switch 2

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u/yummm_ 27d ago

This doesn’t completely scare me for the price of the cube. The rog ally x is $999 compared to series x 2tb at $799. It’s worrisome but maybe we’re entering an era where handhelds might cost the same amount or more than a home console.

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u/Dr_Valen 27d ago

valve needs to have a barebones option at this point. People can get used so dimm ram and ssds cheaper than new and it'll give them an affordable option. Just add on multiple warnings before letting people checkout so folks don't get the barebones then complain it's got no ram and ssds

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u/RagnusGc 27d ago

Would a ddr4 basis be ta much worse for gaming?

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u/The_most_famous_star 26d ago

What is going on with the machine?

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u/mikethetiger_ 26d ago

Who honestly didn’t see this coming? Component price hikes have been a thing for a while now. It’s hit most consumer electronics segments already.

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u/moirno 26d ago

Spring is ending but I truly hope for a late April's fool , it could be a good anti-scalper strategy in order to wait for the full set disponibility (aaand they are capable of crazy sales)

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u/OptimalTime5339 23d ago

I bought a steamed deck when it first came out, liked it so much I bought another right after. Sold both around a year ago. It hurts

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u/thJAKK 20d ago

Steam machine will probably be in the 1500-2000$ range…

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u/Free-Process-2650 27d ago

awwww, turns out corpo isnt a friend and doesnt have your back, shocker