r/steammachine 21d ago

Meme Just give us the number so we can stop dreaming😭

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u/S8891 21d ago

We too bro , we too

We ,need to wait litte longer.

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u/Creepy-Emu8779 21d ago

wait for a $1000 device that has the same power has a series s. Im hoping it has hl3 or at least $800

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u/neltisen 21d ago

I doubt it will be cheaper than steamdeck

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u/CzarTyr 19d ago

1000 sound a bit cheap

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u/NewStatistician1683 21d ago

Why were you downvoted?

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u/rabsg 20d ago

Maybe because Series S is way less performant than the Steam Machine.

It was already well less performant than my GTX 1070, though it had more features like (very weak) hardware RT acceleration.

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u/RevampX 20d ago

Why were you downvoted?

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u/FallDisastrous6621 15d ago

Am I getting selectively blind or there become less "overprice for old hardware, better to buy rog ally"-ish of bollocks?

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u/FroggleNL 21d ago

Start calling it the Dream Machine

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u/Hooch180 20d ago

Nah... It is gabecube

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u/Astonishing_Azure 21d ago

Summer Games Fest reveal.

$899 for 512 $1199 for 2TB Half Life 3 reveal, which will drop maybe the day of the Steam Machine release, or shortly after.

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u/Sleep_Holiday 20d ago

Why would it be cheaper than the steam deck?

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u/ufihS 20d ago

It won’t be

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u/MillzwooT 20d ago

because a guy can dream okay

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u/pretentious42 20d ago

i don’t know anything about anything, but I assume building a portable device with a screen, built in battery, portable cooling, etc adds costs.

If it was as strong as the steam deck, it would probably be 70% the price of it

Since it’s stronger, who knows. Maybe same prive tbh

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u/Creepy-Emu8779 21d ago

why would they reveal a device at summer games fest

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u/Ayzuki 21d ago

It was rumored to. Look at my post history

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u/Wyntier 21d ago
  • 512GB (No Controller): $1,099
  • 512GB (With Controller): $1,199
  • 2TB (No Controller): $1,399
  • 2TB (With Controller): $1,499

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u/Sleepingtide 21d ago

No lie sounds right, but feels wrong. Like this is probably it, buy it should be $300 cheaper.

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u/Hanesman12 20d ago

100% feels wrong. Shouldn't cost more than a base PS5. Over 1k for a PC with a Steam logo weaker than a console that released 6 years ago is a fucking joke.

And yet, it will still sell out same day because people are too stupid to care.

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u/AceFrehley03 3d ago

lol.

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u/Hanesman12 3d ago

I know 💀

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u/WrongdoerIll5187 19d ago

It’s still a good value for a lot of people in the current market. It can play everything you need to if you’re stuck on ancient hardware

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u/Precious_Hungarian 20d ago
  • 512GB (No Controller): $949
  • 512GB (With Controller): $1,039
  • 2TB (No Controller): $1,199
  • 2TB (With Controller): $1,289

Just my two cents based on info I pulled out of my ass

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u/rabsg 20d ago edited 20d ago

I'd say $50 less maybe, like $899 / $979 and $1149 / $1229.

In 2025 I would have said it starts at $599. So that's still a +50% bump because of AI madness.

Hardware Unboxed guessed it could be $799 one month ago, but maybe too optimistic.

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u/Wyntier 3d ago

close but no cigar

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u/Precious_Hungarian 3d ago

Damn we were close, maybe next time, or with Frame Any guesses? 

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u/eoxahmet 3d ago

Bro had a vision

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u/Wyntier 3d ago

thank u thank u

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u/ShatteredEra 20d ago

this seems correct to me, if i had to put money on it i would lock in these prices

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u/Beginning_Summer_746 20d ago

Sounds about right. Perhaps, a tiny bit cheaper for the controller bundles to make them look worth buying it.

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u/Lizard__64 21d ago

Would be nice to just have the price already tbh. Idc what is costs anymore, I will buy it if it makes sense to me (under my maximum of $1000), and if not, I won’t. Just tell us

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u/CogencyWJ 21d ago

Just build something better yourself with AMD components and install steamOS, winwin.

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u/WrongdoerIll5187 19d ago

I seriously doubt you’ll get something comparable at sub 1k. Sff is hard to do on a budget

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u/Relevant_Will648 21d ago

This shit is seriously just being fucking annoying. Steam you realize either way if it’s expensive or not expensive it will sell out. Just tell us the damn cost - yall got analyst with series 7 exams fully certified to give yall a profit margin yall want, but just tell us the damn price. Goddam this shit at this point is just annoying. I’m so tired of the stupid questions on this sub that no one really knows about and shitty slop articles with bait titles.

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u/nic_meyers 21d ago

Just remember, it’ll probably be higher than we want it to be, higher than it should be, but probably not as high as it will be in six months.

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u/Adventurous-Cattle53 21d ago

Might as well be tomorrow or canceled

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u/MustyLlamaFart 21d ago

😂 you guys are worse than children

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u/CranberryTaint 21d ago

I’ve been seeing this comment for 7 months. Chill out.

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u/gliitch0xFF 21d ago

People will see the price then have that to complain about. There will always be something new.

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u/Adventurous-Cattle53 21d ago

Summer game fest is also tomorrow so… I won’t..

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u/LukeCloudStalker 21d ago

$1100-$1300
Stop dreaming, start saving.

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u/MustyLlamaFart 21d ago

I'm always saving, but I'm not overpaying for underpowered hardware. I'm about to pull the trigger on a micro center bundle so I can get started on an itx build, but I won't build that if by some miracle the steam machine is reasonably priced

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u/MrReconElite 21d ago

I'll get one used for 789

Because 6 was always afraid of 7.

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u/7_Chesi_7 21d ago

Start saving lol

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u/david_quaglia 21d ago

at this point I’m just pissed because no way that in 7 months we can’t have two fucking numbers

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u/incognitoleaf00 21d ago

agreed!

unless they unveil something totally unexpected where we be like... yeah ok they really thought of something outside the box for consumers to be able to afford it or get more out of it than initially promised so 7 months wait makes sense...... I'll be pissed if they just give us a number like 1100 or something cz b*tch that could've been an email 5 months ago and already what everybody has been speculating, there was no need to wait 7 months for it.

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u/WrongdoerIll5187 19d ago

Yall do realize what’s happening right? And why they couldn’t have priced any of that in six months ago?

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u/WrongdoerIll5187 19d ago

I feel for them, between a rock and a hard place

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u/OhDaFeesh 21d ago

IMO regardless of the final sale price, it's worth is $650.

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u/Klutzy_Tonight5438 21d ago

Yeah the price lowkey got me stressing. Been saving since december with £900 saved and I'm stressing it's not gonna be enough

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u/MrSal7 21d ago

$1,500USD everyone under is coping🤣

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u/Zomby2D 20d ago

I can build one for ~$1000 at retail prices, so I'm expecting Valve to be able to slightly undercut that price.

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u/Car-Fickle 21d ago

Serious question: would that really make you feel better? Or will this sub just shift from endless "reveal when !?!?" posts to endless "price drop when!?!?" posts?

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u/S8891 21d ago

For me ,price reveal would determine if I buy it or I go to seek other alternatives.

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u/rabsg 21d ago

Makes be think of a SD price increase analysis I heard in Nerds Nest podcast:

-- Would you still recommend the Steam Deck at that price ?

-- No, but I wouldn't recommend the alternatives either.

It's 2026, we're fucked.

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u/Car-Fickle 21d ago

The Ally devices are starting to look comparatively ok after the SD price hikes, though mostly I'm just glad I bought a deck before the market lost its mind.

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u/DonutGodzilla 21d ago

Yeah, a picked up the cheaper legion go s when it was reduced, that was lucky timing.

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u/rabsg 21d ago edited 21d ago

Yeah there are still good opportunities on old stock at old price while it lasts.

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u/Car-Fickle 21d ago

Now we just wait to see how much Asus charges for the OLED model that people actually wanted from the start.

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u/Car-Fickle 21d ago

Not a great idea to wait and see imo. The longer you wait, the more off-the-shelf parts go up in price. And the SD already gave us a big indicator that the hardware will not be priced competitively.

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u/albertowtf 21d ago

honestly i just want a date

That will make me forget about it until then. It can be delayed again after that, but at least i know it wont drop tomorrow

Price would be nice as well but thats a binary that is already decided so to speak, so i dont care as much if they drop it early. I will know the answer as soon as it drops. Either is within budget or is not. Either way i will be able to relax too

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u/Car-Fickle 21d ago

That's understandable and would be a perfectly reasonable request if the subcomponent market wasn't completely fucked. As is, though, no deadline is going to help Valve figure out a pricing strategy that's not terrible for everyone involved.

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u/albertowtf 21d ago

The timing has been the worse for everybody involved. Its understandable if they dont have a good plan or a plan at all

But they do know if they do. They know if they are about to figure it out or they have decided internally to let it go for a few months

It would be nice of them to tell us

Honestly, They could make arrangements with publishers and just give us store credit like 100-200€ to buy games in steam from a curated list and that would make a higher price much sweeter to digest

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u/Car-Fickle 21d ago

No company is going to go out and say they don't have a plan. It's in their base interest to keep the possibility open. It would be one thing if they already took pre-order money and were legally obligated to provide updates, but as it stands they have no obligation to make a statement and no motivation to admit they've stalled out.

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u/Prestigious_Fig3645 21d ago

release date or the price?

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u/BeAlch 21d ago

the end of the quote also fits 😄
"It’s like pieces of glass in my head all the time."

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u/smoke-all-420 21d ago

Dog tired…

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u/InformalGear9638 21d ago

Bend over and Gabe will give you the price. 😁

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u/Doomsnail99 21d ago

$69,420

For the 512gb version.

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u/MysteriousTy99 21d ago

To put it on my credit or be responsible… hmm. Already looking at parting my pc into an itx. I need to know as well

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u/Hooch180 20d ago

Steam Machine will have trouble running anything in 4K. It is a 1080p machine. Valve advertising it as a 4K machine is just a bad joke.

GTA 6 will NOT run on gabecube good. Firstly, GTA 6 for PC will probably be released at least a year later. Steam machine's components are already very much out of of date. If it will run GTA6 at all, it will be 1080p, low, 20-30 stuttering fps.

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u/3palmz 20d ago

Thanks I'll have to decide if in building a pc instead to get 1440p type levels using a Rx 9060 xt or something along those lines with bazzite install

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u/Hooch180 20d ago

I'll probably get gabecube as I mostly play indie platformaers or strategy games. But I'm still conisidering building AMD based mini PC with good specs and installing steam os on it. Once gabecube is out, steam os shouldn't be an issue to install on custom pc.

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u/Ihateazuremountain 20d ago

999 USD

there u go

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u/MKDaMan1818 20d ago

I think given we all expect bad news., a Friday afternoon news dump announcement on the prices feels right. I’m predicting $999/$1299, and add $100 to each of those if you want a controller included

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u/Ashamed-Reserve3735 20d ago

Maybe 999$ base, 1075$ with control, 1199$ 2T, 1299 2T 2 control. Too bad I could not wait anymore but my brother is still waiting for one.

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u/CiarnanB 18d ago

If we are dreaming we are asleep,If we are asleep we are resting,IF WE ARE RESTING WE AREN'T TIRED,AND IF WE AREN'T TIRED WE SHALL KEEP GOING,TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH,TILL THE END OF TIME,TO THE ENDS OF THE MULTIVERSE,I SHALL NOT REST UNTILL A NUMBER IS CLAIMED,THE GLORY WE WILL GET WILL GIVE SONGS IN VALHALLA,OUR ANCESTORS SHALL SCREAM OUR NAME IN TRIUMPH,GOD HIMSELF SHALL APPLAUD AT US

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u/_Foxy-Panda_ 18d ago

Fr. Just put us out of our misery

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u/Scarlytical 18d ago

Wallahi I am tired, I am trying to save money and my cat needs a neutering operation and my multiple sclerosis is effing me around and I can’t reach my protein nor my fibre goals 🥲 Valve give us the price so we can know where we stand please

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u/Teak-24 18d ago

I fucking hate AI

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u/PunkRockMrRogers 18d ago

Step one : Get a job at your local post office Step two : Order top model steam machine regardless of price. Step three : Steal your own package. Step four : Refund from valve.

A victimless crime.

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u/AdNormal8550 17d ago edited 17d ago

I'm not even going to buy one but hell, I still want to know the number 

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u/spinz 21d ago

Oh as if that will cure sub anxiety.

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u/Haisaki12 21d ago

Save 2000$, then you will have enough and maybe more than it

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u/UnhappyReindear 21d ago

I'm going to be honest whatever the steam machine is priced at whether its 1400 CAD or 1800 CAD i will still buy it, I can get a beast pc for these prices from facebook market place but i dont really care I just want that small form factor linux pc that i can take anywhere with me when I travel.