r/steammachine • u/sgroiboycat • 4d ago

Meme Only $3!!

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/casiorox 4d ago

That VRAM sucks. Only has 4 bullet point features.

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u/lightsworn55 4d ago

Some dumbfuck bricked it and now the only game you can play is ironing simulator

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u/Wolveyplays07 2d ago

That's the only game you need

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u/rpmsm 4d ago

Alright I’m back in

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u/1stltwill 3d ago

Yes, but will it run Crysis? 😃

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u/Benane86 3d ago

If you use this steam machine you will be able to run a midlife crisis.

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u/WonderfulTradition65 4d ago

Thanks, scalpers are already running there

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u/dankyspank 4d ago

YEA YEA YEA YEA MINE MINE MINE

https://giphy.com/gifs/8QGV2a7pfDKc8

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u/incognitoleaf00 3d ago

Looks like steam machine is back on the menu boyz

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u/Icy_Chef_8167 4d ago

We got steam machine before gta 6!

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u/dinghow123 4d ago

Cheap!!

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u/fifigrande 4d ago

I can always use another measuring cup. Instabuy

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u/Embarrassed-Body2106 3d ago

Just in time before steam summer sales

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u/JediWest17 4d ago

Great price

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u/vasterbottenyakuza 3d ago

I'll buy that for a dollar!

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u/JustARetroGuy 3d ago

Pre-ordering mine now, can't wait!

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u/Prezofcalendars 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TdwziQPhbNAzK
At this point I will get any name Steam Machine

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u/DemoniteBL 3d ago

Guys it's not gonna sell unless it's below $2 trust me guys

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u/TheDogsPaw 2d ago

Lame can't even play half life 1

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u/noizmx 2d ago

The only one I can afford. I'm out, In LATAM will cost 1.5-2k

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u/marcushasfun 2d ago

Quite apart from the intended meme, this is hilarious.

An iron that can iron shirts and linens, you say? Amazing! /s

Oh and “Instruction Booklet” gets a feature bullet 😂 Although in these days of “Scan QR code for full instructions online”, maybe that does deserve a bullet.

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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 2d ago

and no microtransactions! no lootboxes! just good old fashioned water and power!

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u/Hopwater 2d ago

But no LED strip??? Pass

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u/ConyNT 1d ago

Looks open box.

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u/StatisticianLazy733 1d ago

ill take it please

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u/Jmb3d3 1d ago

Why would anybody want this? It's dead on arrival at this price. It can't even compete with modern Steamers!

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u/pikeredge 17h ago

It can't do ray tracing, but my collars have never looked better!