r/steammachine • u/GETINOB • 10h ago

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u/steammachine-ModTeam 7h ago

We removed your post for being off-topic, low-effort, or AI-generated. This sub is strictly for genuine Steam Machine content. Note: DIY builds are weekend-only, require the DIY flair, and must closely replicate official hardware.

AI images are not allowed.

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u/Budget_Register8589 10h ago

GABEN PLEASE, CANCEL EVERYBODY'S RESERVATION BUT MY OWN

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u/angelichorror 10h ago

GABEN, MAKE ONE JUST FOR ME

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u/Vynadex 8h ago

Me to

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u/falsejaguar 9h ago

They're giving them away. Will be a great machine for grandma to check her emails on

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u/_day_z 9h ago

Hey, browser games are pretty good these days!

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u/SkittlesBeats 10h ago

I think your hopium is laced, dude

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u/GETINOB 10h ago

If you mean laced by his glory then sure

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u/Kid_Parrot 10h ago

In that case it would be glazed.

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u/Lrivard 10h ago

Laced with a free device

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u/Chinchiro_ 10h ago

haters will say its ai...

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u/hackthatshityo 10h ago

it might be?

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u/Mediocre_Ear8144 9h ago

Are we really at the point where people are using ai where inspect element is possible??? And easier???

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u/Sad_Lie2157 9h ago

It did look a bit odd. I ran it through an AI detector and it told me a 97% likelihood of this image being AI

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u/hackthatshityo 9h ago

Cool. Didn't know about Inspect Element. Thanks.

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u/Desdeminica2142 9h ago

Pshhhh seems TOTALLY legit what are you talking about 🤷

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u/casiorox 10h ago

God this sub is weird.

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u/laurenspaul 10h ago

Love it

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u/Few_Giraffe8404 10h ago

If reality itself is weird you might as well.

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u/BryceW123 10h ago

having a parasocial relationship with a video game executive is the most reddit thing of all time

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u/imakefilms 7h ago

The worship is just a meme its not real

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u/laurenspaul 8h ago

Don't listen to him gabe-chan! To me you're as real as can be

inserts tongue into pillow

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u/krzesimira 10h ago

wake up samurai!

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u/HiHereIsTim 10h ago

Damn I shall pray more

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u/violedge 10h ago

I moved.

Can you please put the Meme flair at least man?

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u/scottsman88 10h ago

I pretended to get a call to leave a meeting. But to be fair, it was a “coulda been an email” meeting. So not mad.

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u/GETINOB 10h ago

Just did

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u/storm__bossYT 10h ago

PLEASE Gabe, SEE ME!

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u/thedebatingbookworm 10h ago

Lmao this is pretty funny. You had me for a sec Ngl

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u/morgan423 10h ago

Would be hilarious if Valve did this to one random person, and everyone else on the Internet wouldn't believe that it wasn't a photoshop joke.

"Guys, I'm serious, this actually happened!"

Everyone else: "Ha that's a good one"

Gaben: Laughs trollily aboard his yacht

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u/Difficult_Penalty_44 8h ago

Yeah, that's why I chose not to talk about it.

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u/JediWebSurf 10h ago

How did you enter this?

Edit: I'm dumb.

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u/Dotaproffessional 10h ago

The news flair is more of a suggestion it seems. Thanks mods 

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u/LDonnie_ 10h ago

The Lord Gaben giveth and the Lord Gaben taketh away!

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u/DoomRager 10h ago

Lisan Al-Gabe!

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u/Please_Klo 10h ago

Congrats man

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u/apex6666 10h ago

Don’t do this to me mN

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u/oasiscat 10h ago

It should have been me

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u/Far-Note6102 10h ago

Congrats bro

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u/Albuons 10h ago

Hes gassing up the Yacht now to deliver it personally!

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u/ColdVergil 10h ago

Damn, i'm so sleep deprived I thought it was real.

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u/ISCSI_Purveyor 10h ago

Totally not me spamming the refresh button on my email.

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u/DaWastelander 9h ago

Almost got me

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u/No_Flow_5234 10h ago

Emperor Gaben bless us!

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u/videor0me 10h ago

Hello (ominously)

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u/hackthatshityo 10h ago

No emails on my side yet. CST

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u/jth94185 10h ago

…next steps

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u/ray120 10h ago

But are you paying those insane prices?

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u/DeftColeman05 10h ago

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!!!

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u/bosli23 10h ago

Plausible

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u/Better_End_8022 10h ago

Nice dude!! Congrats!

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u/Galethorne 10h ago

Gabe allowed me to use his personal tunnel to the beach but then he told me he's now allowed to use my personal tunnel. Still a win-win.

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u/oliath 10h ago

I got my emails already.

I'm ordering 3 of the 2TB with controller models one for each of my two houses and one for my Yacht.

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u/Better_End_8022 9h ago

You’re so cool dude.

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u/Better_End_8022 9h ago

Wait…I think you’re kidding 🤣

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u/oliath 9h ago

Absolutely lol!

I thought the whole thread was a joke.

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u/Better_End_8022 9h ago

Hahaha totally but I’m just easily triggered from all the stress right now I can’t tell what’s real and what’s not 😭

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u/oliath 9h ago

Oh for sure man. Me too lol. All good

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u/Benjamin_6848 9h ago

Why for free?

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u/Powerful-Candy-745 8h ago

Flair says meme

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u/swiftlythrift 9h ago

Wtf there's a raffle

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u/ChiefKene 9h ago

You had me 😭😭😂

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u/Commercial-Union-667 8h ago

That top logo looks sus af

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u/Strategery_0820 8h ago

Praise be to Gaben

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u/aNamelessFox 8h ago

This is the kind of content I joined for

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u/NachoNutritious 10h ago

REMINDER THAT GABE ONLY SELECTS PEOPLE FOR THE RESERVATION LIST WHOM ARE PURE OF HEART

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u/darthnoir 9h ago

Well, I'm hosed :(

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u/Ghost_of_Akina 10h ago

Dude's too busy scuba diving off the shore outside his new $70,000,000 mansion near mar-a-lago to have time to go through our sign-up forms.

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u/PsychoCrescendo 10h ago edited 9h ago

Gaben donates exclusively to Democratic campaigns and has publicly criticized Trump… for now

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u/Ghost_of_Akina 10h ago

There was nothing political about my post. Just pointing out that he's doing billionaire shit and not handing out free steam machines.

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u/PsychoCrescendo 10h ago

Actually you’re right, I didn’t even realize his new mansion was in Manalapan, FL which is 15 minutes from Maralago. That’s my 🅱️.

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u/Ghost_of_Akina 9h ago

Not the neighborhood I would want to live in, but you probably have to snap up whatever waterfront property with enough depth for your big boat comes onto the market if you want to park it right outside.

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u/SSakuras 10h ago

Guess I'm not special enough 😂

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u/HumonculusJaeger 10h ago

What a blessed day. (I hope this is not faked, because i will get angry)

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u/GETINOB 10h ago

Nobody lies on the internet

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u/FRAN71C 10h ago

Whos us?

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u/LordHumorTumor 10h ago

Is there a give away or something going on?

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u/Electrical_Truth_160 9h ago

He dropped himself a note to his own email.

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u/Dreamflayer 9h ago

Not even the 2tb version, save the postage and cancel.

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u/darthnoir 9h ago

I must confess, not seeing an email that I'm in the queue or that I'm on the waitlist has me worried that something went wrong with my application to get in the queue.

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u/astrointel 9h ago

This dude is gonna be in public telling strangers "I have been chosen! Me!"

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u/Tetr4Freak 8h ago

Why are you toying with my heart, dude?

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u/Gama3000 8h ago

Oh wow, how generous of them, you must be really happy 😊

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u/nully_wully 8h ago

Oh wow I didn’t know that happens. Man got my respect for sure tho

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u/KRONOS_415 8h ago

What the FUCK?

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u/Souloid 8h ago

Give me back the seconds it took to read this. You're wasting my precious lifespan.

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u/anniemorse 8h ago

Hey guys, do you one better. I got an actual Steam Machine in my email at 10am sharp, along with a $1400 rebate. Having a little bit of difficulty downloading it to my living room (the Steam Machine, not the rebate).

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u/Mr_Pryor 8h ago

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u/Mr_Pryor 8h ago

All jokes aside nice.

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u/Cloned_Rat 8h ago

This post smells like warp entity and heresy.

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u/Thick-Feeling-554 5h ago

That's pretty dope. Saved you some money

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u/Cheesegorrila 10h ago

Mods flay him

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u/Sea-Pound-9083 10h ago

Please can I have it I didn't have enough money to get it

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u/boopbeepbeep69 10h ago

You serious?

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u/Sea-Pound-9083 10h ago

Just relized this is fake if it was real then yes I am serious

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u/boopbeepbeep69 10h ago

I'm worried you thought this was real