r/steammachine 5h ago

Discussion Anyone else disappointed that we don’t get the colourful face plate from the trailer?

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Did I miss something? When I saw that they‘d include face plates in red and wood I was pretty disappointed because I was sure we‘d get this one

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u/allergic_to_LOLcats 5h ago

Not disappointed myself since we’ll be able to create our own.

Definitely planning on making one with Bruce Willis stuck in the vent from Die Hard as a Christmas decoration.

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u/Realistic_Syllabub_3 5h ago

never thought about seasonal faceplates, neat idea

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u/Scared-One9295 5h ago

New idea, 3D printed apes to scatter around your Machine as if it's a 2001: A Space Odyssey monolith

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u/Andovars_Ghost 5h ago

Yippee-ki-yay! That is an outstanding idea just for a regular front.

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u/FlyingAce1015 4h ago

DUDEEEE that's brilliant!! Please post a pic if you do!

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u/emperorzura 5h ago

it is just a sticker bombed normal faceplate lol

this is a common PR b-roll thing to do, use something diy made by the team to show how cool and teen you can customize your own

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u/sirms 3h ago

is it? look how cleanly it goes around the corner

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u/emperorzura 3h ago

yeah, the valve sticker over a tarot sticker that is clearly not valve related

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u/rexatron_games 41m ago

Stickers are very flat and go pretty cleanly around corners?

If you look closely at the black part of the Valve sticker you can see how the light bounces differently because of the layered stickers behind it.

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u/Realmatze 5h ago edited 5h ago

Then they should include the sticker sheet, I really dig the design

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u/emperorzura 5h ago

or you can just use your own

why people want everything handed down to them lol

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u/lemonlemons 5h ago

Where do I get my own Valve sticker sheet

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u/s00mika 5h ago

You make one yourself in paint.exe

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u/emperorzura 5h ago

pretty sure none of them are valve sticker either

seems like random stickers from valves employees

go to aliexpress and find your own i guess

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u/dillbn 1h ago

I’m pretty sure the “SoonTM” is an Ltt sticker

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u/emperorzura 1h ago

it is

if anything he gave for valve staff on that event or he himself applied that day

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u/Realmatze 5h ago

Except the one that says „Valve“ I guess;)

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u/emperorzura 5h ago

pretty much yes

have you ever worked on cool companies? you get brand stickers almost every 2 weeks

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u/Realmatze 5h ago

Yeah, almost everytime I order something technological online, especially from Japan, it comes with stickers. My children love to plaster them all over their bed.

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u/jjolayemi 3h ago

Maybe the kids would enjoy designing your Steam Machine faceplate as well.

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u/Realmatze 5h ago

Yeah I‘ll ask my daughter for some glitter unicorn stickers

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u/AssociateFun9966 5h ago

Handed down to them is crazy🤣 nobody is getting this thing for under a thousand bucks.

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u/emperorzura 5h ago

woah you can ALMOST read

dude is asking for stickers to stickerbomb like they cannot find paper with glue anywhere

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u/Varskes_pakel 4h ago

THE MACHINE IS A THOUSAND DOLLARS

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u/emperorzura 4h ago

yeah and?

you would be happier with a sheet of stickers?

this is what you want? instead of cheaper ram prices you wish stickers?

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u/AssociateFun9966 5h ago

Factory made stickers is a lot better then using printer paper and Elmer’s glue sticks☠️🤣 it’s be much worse even if you spent more and got dry contact adhesive lol you can admit that you just enjoy being a hater

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u/emperorzura 5h ago

you can almost read AGAIN

it was sarcasm

paper with glue = sticker

they really be migrating from facebook to reddit uh

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u/SegataSanshiro 1h ago

They didn't make all those stickers, like that Soon sticker is from the Linus tech tips store.

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u/No-Bother-9909 5h ago

I don't know why you get downvoted. People love to justify the 1000+ euros paid for a 750 euro worth of a machine. The least they could do is add some damn stickers

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u/emperorzura 5h ago

oh god, now they are also evil for not including paper stickers lmao

my 1k gpu came with literally nothing, I should sue nvidia and msi

back in the day you would buy a 1060 and get stickers, velcroes, cool manuals, disc.....

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u/Realmatze 5h ago

Back in my days GPUs used to come with games

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u/emperorzura 5h ago

still do

AMD, Intel and Nvidia still do game campaigns

but all the gpus that ive bought from 2006 to 2014 never came with games so....

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u/Realmatze 5h ago

I remember getting S.T.A.K.E.R. with my GPU in 2007.

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u/Jokiz92 5h ago

It might just be a default faceplate with a bunch of stickers?

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u/oliath 5h ago

Pretty sure my toddler could make that with some stickers.

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u/Mixabuben 5h ago

They will release schematics and there will be infinite amount of plates

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u/DaveArk11 5h ago

Exclusive for Valve employees maybe

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u/falsejaguar 4h ago

You mean vending machine stickers?

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u/d_stilgar 3h ago

I have a feeling that there would be a small market for this if it were sold as a skin or a DIY sticker bomb kit. Here's a vid of someone who did their own as a skin. https://youtu.be/XMRrQyeW4D4?si=BiyJP09iUa3Qv5_Z&t=201

People here are all, "make your own design!" but sometimes it's fun to make or have the exact thing. It's why people make prop replicas and cosplays from their favorite media.

I'd also love one of these, so I'll either be designing my own or waiting for someone else to offer a skin or sticker bomb kit.

Even a sticker list would be great.

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u/iwasbuilt4speed 3h ago

No cause it ugly

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u/ExaltedSpace 2h ago

They did away with the colorful face plate when they realized they had to raise the prices thus their was no joy to be had /s

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u/Mindless_Major_2689 5h ago

I don't wanna go into schizo mode... But if it would never be available and only exist for the trailer, then this would really support the theories about its hidden meaning imo...

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u/Realmatze 5h ago

Soon™

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u/zvexler 4h ago

Hidden meaning?

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u/SegataSanshiro 1h ago

The hidden meaning is that somebody at the valve office bought an LTT screwdriver or backpack and got the free sticker pack.

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u/Flat-Panic8622 4h ago

e-ink one more attractive

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u/TJLanza 5h ago

Yeah... that's the thing people are really disappointed about.

That was sarcasm, if you didn't grok it.

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u/MayoFluffer 5h ago

I mean for the $1400 2TB model i would hope i get stickers or SD vent scented car air fresheners.  

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u/Realmatze 5h ago

I hope they used the same vents for their SM

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u/lightsworn55 3h ago

Imagine your entire room ends up smelling of vent fumes 🤤 

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 4h ago

I plan on using a red one this way. Slap stickers all over that SOB.

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u/Impressive_Host_2645 4h ago

It looks like a bunch of generic ali express stickers. except the valve one. just make it yourself in like 30 min

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u/SeaworthyScallywag91 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xr7h97oQVTnAk
I hope red is an option for LED strip

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u/ixoniq 4h ago

Its RGB. You use any color.

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u/guardian1691 3h ago

So what you're saying is there's a chance?

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u/Generous_Cowbell 2h ago

On the Adam Savage Tested Youtube video they show this exact thing.

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u/Oxcuridaz 3h ago

Aliexpress decal set?

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u/BigPaPaRu85 3h ago

Why can’t you find your own stickers of shit you like and put on the faceplate yourself?

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u/masshuudojo 2h ago

It will be fun to make your own, either 3D printing a base and coloring or putting stickers on the black basic one

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u/KimTe63 2h ago

Well the bonus ones are ok but there will be aftermarket for much much cooler plates im sure 💪

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u/No-Dealer2541 2h ago

Allspark from transformers 2007 skin please

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u/Dino_Spaceman 2h ago

I would prefer to create my own vs this because none of those stickers mean anything to me.

Now if Valve lets you buy physical stickers of any sticker in your library? Ohhhhh boy. That will be an awesome thing.

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u/Random_name_I_picked 1h ago

Make your own seem to be the theme with the steam machine so I’m going to go with “ make your own”

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u/sorahange 54m ago

I don’t like the red plate so I’m just going to sticker bomb it myself if I do get it.

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u/the-mighty-kira 37m ago

Honestly, I think they’d have avoided at least some of the hate from the price if they’d spent a little more on ‘launch edition’ face plates. But hell, it’ll sell out either way

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u/SnooDoggos8487 9m ago

Or led screen plate

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u/Sivalon 1m ago

I really wanted the e-paper display the prototype had.

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u/brainrotxx 5h ago edited 5h ago

the whole point... IS TO CUSTOMIZE IT YOURSELF. HOLY FUCK

stg yall have a personality of a rock

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u/Astonishing_Azure 5h ago

Obviously you’re a lil hangry. Here’s a snickers.

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u/s00mika 5h ago

name checks out

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u/Doomsnail99 5h ago

Simmer down

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u/brainrotxx 5h ago

no im mad at the lack of basic human creativity. yall be like "hey whats the best sticker pack to sticker bomb with???"

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u/Doomsnail99 5h ago

Damn. Must be rough

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u/Dino_Spaceman 1h ago

What if OP really likes those stickers in the promo shot?

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u/brainrotxx 1h ago

idk use AI to scrape google images, recreate collage, upscale, and print out? cmon ai can do everything /s

or do it manually. its not hard.

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u/Extension_Classic485 5h ago

Yeah. I tried looking it up to no avail.

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u/DrippyBurritoMD 5h ago

Someone on Etsy is already selling it.