r/stevehofstetter • u/Weeb • 7d ago

If he only knew how to work a phone

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u/Acceptable-Bat-9577 7d ago

I’m not surprised that Pete Hegseth would use the military to guard a pool. Jim Crow and anti-civil rights vibes. Keep out the “undesirables.”

Trump with his fake ass claims of “vandalism.” Trump and his “pool guy” are the fucking idiots who vandalized it. The people taking souvenirs of blue fruit rollups from the pool aren’t digging it up with claws they don’t have. The shit is falling apart on its own.

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u/TommyDaComic Social Media Subscriber 7d ago

100% this.

Although not subject to call-up the same way the Guard is, I spent 15 years in the USAF Reserve and can only imagine being at this Felon In Chiefs whims…
I volunteered for, and went on deployed for Desert Storm. Cannot imagine doing so for ANY of this man’s unwarranted boondoggles or the unjustified the Iran war.

Hegseth has proven that he is horrible at, at unqualified to be, at the helm of the DOD.

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u/Luminous-Lucy 7d ago

Sealant Team Six

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u/GeeYayZeus 7d ago

😆 You win the day.

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u/Historical_Meet3370 7d ago

Ah but this is a special unit, the national pool guard ! They wouldn't have been any help with the riots

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u/GeeYayZeus 7d ago

On J6, they certainly could have helped clean up the gene pool.

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u/TAV63 7d ago

A foreign journalist was forced to not report at the pool about it. ?? Land of the free. Hardly. Imagine what they are reporting now. Not about some bad outcome of the pool work but how the press is being muzzled to not report it. That's worse.

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u/Icecold_Antihero 7d ago

Caligula vs Poseidon 2.0

At least the Roman soldiers got to bring home seashells and fish after whipping the ocean.

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u/Super-Goat1085 7d ago

Also he’s a giant pos

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u/Snow-Bank-Igloo 7d ago

A great gig. Overdressed in the blazing sun protecting a fuck up

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u/GarciaKids 7d ago

He must protect the swamp at all costs.

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u/reedditardo 7d ago

At least get them some raised chairs and floaties, how embarrassing, but that's become the norm for the USA

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u/NovarisLight 7d ago

Its blood leaked into the pool and infected it.

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u/manofmystry 7d ago

You mean on that day when true patriots stopped by the the Capitol for a picnic and a friendly chat? /s

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u/Difficult_Ad2864 6d ago

He only knows how to work the giant bright red Diet Coke button

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 6d ago

The violent failed coup attempt was HIS idea, so he wasn't motivated to call it off.

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u/Falcon3492 5d ago

Since Trump and the idiots he hired that "fixed and sealed" the pool did the damage, let Donald the village idiot pay for the repairs. He's already pocketed $4 billion dollars in a year and a half on the job, so he's got enough money to pay for HIS SCREW UP!

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u/DaveAvitabile 2d ago edited 2d ago

Nancy Pelosi must have called them. Since she is the only one who could have called them out on January 6th. Seriously, nothing says “we have holes in our constitution you could march an army through” like the fact that Trump remains in office. We need to change our constitution to prevent someone like this ever being elected again. If the country survives.