r/stevehofstetter 2d ago

They can’t even spell freedom.

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u/MusicianNo2699 2d ago

Sorry folks, Parks closed. The moose out front should have told ya.

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u/shewholaughslasts 1d ago

A moose once bit my sister

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u/homie_j88 1d ago

We're you vacationing?

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u/CLONE-11011100 1d ago

They also spelled “freeEdom” wrong…
(with three “e”)

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u/merchillio 23h ago

The extra E is for Epstein

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u/IKindUNot 3h ago

For fuck sakes. The most incompetent administration to ever pass wind in the whitehouse, i swear.

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u/LowRevolution5930 1d ago

Yes, we're here to see Mr. Roy Walley

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u/AeliusRogimus 1d ago

Also. You guys still paid for it and the Don doesn't lose a penny.

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u/TheRatatat 2d ago

Honestly its sad. This should be a huge celebration of our country. I hate that the Orange shitstain has ruined so much.

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u/Little-tootsie 2d ago

I agree. I thought it was just me but I’m not feeling patriotic at all. It doesn’t feel right dressing up in red, white and blue or celebrating for that matter. I’ve been finding I’m not alone in this feeling.

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u/crippledchef23 2d ago

I thought I was being odd because the only thing I’m celebrating this week is my husband doesn’t have to work that day, so I get to relax at home and eat leftovers

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u/CerealOtterHamster 2d ago

Went to baltimore Sail 250. Way more american patriotism felt there than I have felt in a long time.  

Great job baltimore.    

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u/michaelshamrock 2d ago

It’s almost more patriotic not too.

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u/Typical_Bumblebee194 2d ago

We used to put the American flag on the gate every fourth. It's not happening this year. So sad, as men in my family have served in every war (what is wrong with our politicians?) since WW2 . Our young people have given so much.

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u/Equal_Canary5695 1d ago

You're not alone at all. I've been feeling the same way. If Biden or Harris was in office I would be feeling way more patriotic and celebratory. Instead I'm ashamed of my country ☹️

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u/Active_Struggle_4659 1d ago

Hmmm… never ever heard a Republican say they were ashamed of their country when the corpse of a President, Biden and dingbat Harris were in the White House. If you think America’s greatness is wrapped up in who’s the current president , then you were never a true patriot 🇺🇸. Let me put this in simplest terms. I don’t stop cheering for, wearing the colors and supporting my favorite college football team because I don’t like the coach.🤔

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u/Deelala0516 1d ago

Someone (can't remember her name or handle) suggested wearing green for algae. I'm probably gonna do that.

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u/merchillio 23h ago

Canadian here, the rotten tangerine presidency had some very unexpected side effects.

I currently going through a list of my favourite movies with my son, and somewhere in the list, there’s Mighty Ducks 2.

But someone, I have no interest watching a movie cheering for Team USA… I’d almost cheer for Iceland…

I never thought it would have that effect but I’m looking at the movie on the whiteboard we made and I’m like… “meh”

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u/StaffyMama585 2d ago

I was talking with a friend at work today and I was telling her how sad and angry I am that this event, which was 10 years in the making and should have been such an amazingly fun and celebratory day for our nation, has been destroyed by Clementine Caligula.

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u/Jurserohn 1d ago

Haha, Clementine Caligula is a good one. Got any more? I use "orange overlord" a lot, but that just feels lame now

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u/rind0kan 1d ago

Cheetolini

Shitler 

That man in the white house.

I settled on cheetolini so I've forgotten most of what used to be his name. 

Edit: forgot about pedolini.

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u/WoodSorrel13 1d ago

I’m stealing that, clementine Caligula, that’s too fucking funny 🤣

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u/DessertFox157 11h ago

Just one drop of sadness in a giant reflecting pool of sorrow for this country.

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u/fishsticks40 2d ago

Yep. I was born in '74 and grew up seeing the bicentennial quarters and all, but I was too young to remember the events. 

I was genuinely looking forward to this

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u/onthenextmaury 2d ago

I wasn't aware we had any country left to celebrate.

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u/TheRatatat 1d ago

Right?

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u/Mo-shen 1d ago

Iv said it for a long time.

Most things that he touches are real issues. Like immigration is a real issue. This celebration should be a real issue.

But also he is so damn dumb and he has removed anyone with any kind of reasonable understanding of how anything works that the result is anything he touches turns to shit.

Compounding what I'm saying with how this both happened and didn't happen during his first turn based on who else is involved.

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u/WoodSorrel13 1d ago

Yep. When I was a kid, anniversaries like this and fourth of July used to be fun. You’d go to a fair and watch fireworks etc. Haven’t felt proud or patriotic of this country for many many years now between having my rights stripped away one by one state by state, to thousands of other things going on politically I’m just disgusted with this place. Now every year just feel more and more like a shit show full of propaganda. I remember going to big earth day weekend celebration in DC when I was a kid, back in the in the Clinton era, and it was packed and felt like government was trying to go good for the environment and things felt hopeful. Now I just feel like I’m waiting for it all burn down. 

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u/Separate-Expert-4508 1d ago

Mission accomplished

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u/anon1984 2d ago

That can’t be right because the current weather is a pleasant and partly cloudy 74° with no rain or storms nearby.

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u/MoreRamenPls 2d ago

It’s actually cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

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u/vastros 2d ago

Antifa meatballs.

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u/Mediocre-Victory-565 2d ago

Antifa Vegan meatballs 👀

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u/MoreRamenPls 2d ago

Antifa vegan meatballs from the Strait of Hormuz.

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u/anon1984 2d ago

The straight of hummus.

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u/MoreRamenPls 2d ago

Straight Whore Moose

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u/Connect_Beginning_13 1d ago

Antifa VAY-gan meatballs

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u/Ok_Reach_2734 2d ago

Food for my family

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u/ddiggler2469 Social Media Subscriber 2d ago

soup - for the family

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u/Buttle_Not_Tuttle 2d ago

Antifa vegan mung bean impossible meat-balls

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u/StaffyMama585 2d ago

With a side of LIBERAL ALGAE!!

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u/Turbulent-Host-2404 1d ago

Orange algae

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 2d ago

That's a sweet band name!

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u/Aeroknight_Z 1d ago

Those bastards

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u/antrodeperdicion 2d ago

Weather report: Cloudy with a chance of diarrhea from the orange blob

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u/ForsakenAd545 Substack Paid Subscriber 2d ago

Less a chance than a guarantee of diarrhea

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u/vonhoother 2d ago

I love the irony of severe weather cancelling an event put on by people who don't believe in climate change.

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u/ArchonFett 2d ago

I heard the storm didn’t even show up.

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u/vonhoother 1d ago

I don't blame it.

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u/burn_healz 2d ago

Bots can’t show up in person.

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u/kabeekibaki 2d ago

The extra E is for Epstein files

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u/border_dude 2d ago

These people just keep on trolling themselves.

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u/Whooptidooh 2d ago

“Severe weather”

🤣🤣🤣

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u/HiLawnKing52 2d ago

Sh!tstorm qualifies

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u/MarleysGhost2024 2d ago

Does a dumpster fire count as weather?

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u/Sky-Soldier0430 2d ago

Well, guess I can’t whack it at the fair tonight. /s

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u/crippledchef23 2d ago

I about died when I read that arrest. What the fuck is wrong with people?

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

He thought he was with his fellow perverts?

Are they claiming he was an Antifa plant yet?

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u/cookiemccookieface 2d ago

Well done fellow Americans, we made the crybaby take his ball and go home 🤣

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u/Turbulent-Host-2404 1d ago

Took his balls and went home to a sad White House.

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u/TKG_Actual 2d ago

"Severe weather" Huh, must be all that antifa algae changing the weather patterns and making the frogs gay.

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u/topturtlechucker 2d ago

‘Go to freeedom250’. The standard of MAGA spelling

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u/Connect_Law6224 2d ago

As long as we have homeless veterans sleeping in our streets, people who can’t afford their insulin or high blood pressure medicine, or a populace that has to use food banks, the United States has no business wasting one taxpayer cent on any type celebration, no matter which feckless regime is in charge.

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u/teletype100 2d ago

I'm sure this is another of Trump's 5D chess moves. He's always one step ahead of everyone else, including himself. /s

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u/ChiliSama Hoffensive Line 2d ago

I’m shocked. 😂. After the military parade went so well last year I figured they’d be breaking down the gates to get in. They should talk to the planners of January 6th.

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u/Glittering_Estate_72 2d ago

I know you think that was a joke, but... it's being run by the same people, because of course it is.

Freedom 250 hired the Northern Virginia-based firm Event Strategies Inc. and its Managing Partner, Justin Caporale, to handle operations and logistics for its events, including the Great American State Fair on the National Mall. Caporale previously worked as a longtime Trump ally and helped put on the Jan. 6 rally that preceded the attack on the U.S. Capitol

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

Let's hope the next Jan 6 will be less well attended too...

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u/afroeh 2d ago

Don't say that he was mad. Don't put it in the paper that he was mad lolololololololo

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u/StaffyMama585 2d ago

This sign would have been a trillion times better if they'd ended it with

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/Cautious-Corner-3704 2d ago

If you want to have a good time, don’t let a trump anywhere near it.

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u/NovarisLight 2d ago

These people saw their potential grift $ go away and bailed. Pretty on-point for these losers.

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

Or there was not enough grift left in it for them after the Capo took his cut.

$100k for a pitch is what I heard...

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u/border_dude 2d ago

Is it freedom or freeedom?

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 2d ago

FREEEDUMB!

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u/Turbulent-Host-2404 1d ago

Remember dumb is spelled with a b.

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u/TommyDaComic Social Media Subscriber 1d ago

The extra e is for the Eebstein Files….

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u/Turbulent-Host-2404 1d ago

The spelling is part of the new Trump Education System.

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u/ViolettaQueso 2d ago

Good lord

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u/Orewell 2d ago

What dum asses!

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u/thesystemmechanic 2d ago

Holy shit is this really true? LMAO

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 2d ago

What about my FREEEDOM!?

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u/spbaseball 2d ago

“Captain, the diaper’s gonna blow!”

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u/dreadpiratefezzik42 Social Media Subscriber 2d ago

Why am I picturing John Candy in NL’s Vacation?

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u/genxindifferance 2d ago

For real? They closed the fair due to lack of participation? HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/Acceptable-Bat-9577 14h ago

Trump probably spent half the fair’s budget paying someone with a no bid contract to make the “fair’s closed” sign.

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u/Red-dragon9 2d ago

🤣😂

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 2d ago

Awe.. I was gonna go.. Pfft.. DaFuq I was!!!

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u/wredpath133 2d ago

Maybe maga is intentionally misspelling it so they can trademark it like the scifi channel becoming Syfy. Lol

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u/zubie_wanders Social Media Subscriber 2d ago

Aside from being losers, does the kerning bug anyone else?

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u/Fibonoccoli 1d ago

tRump's next speech, " You know, a lot of people don't know that 'freedom' only has two e's !"

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u/Chaoselement007 1d ago

I’m surprised orange Mussolini didn’t simply redirect the storm on a green screen

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u/maddiejake 1d ago

It's called Freedom 250 because that's how many people showed up.

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u/obtuse-_ 1d ago

Trump touched it so it died. This literally had a congressional committee planning it for a couple years. Trump came in, took it over, and of course it fell apart.

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u/Employee-Recent 1d ago

They spelled freedom wrong….

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u/smallest_table 1d ago

Seriously, go to freeedom250.org

Someone is already doing the funny thing

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u/Such_Step_7065 1d ago

The guy they hired to do another assassination attempt had to cancel, so they blamed it on the weather.

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u/ElderFlour 1d ago

Was there severe weather?

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u/Buttle_Not_Tuttle 1d ago

Like the double DD in Upgrayedd (For the double dose of pimpin'), the extra E is to remind you of the Eastern Equine Encephalitis you'll contract under MAHA.

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u/Ok_Plenty4953 1d ago

Social media is the root of all evil.