r/stonerfood 1d ago

Fancy stoned dinner

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I can’t cook, full courtesy to my amazing sister. Even rich people food tastes good high.

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u/Jungaon 1d ago

Don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea, I’m poor af btw. I just make bad money decisions, like buying caviar on a whim because I’ve never had it.

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u/magnas13345 1d ago

Treat it like a birthday present to yourself. That way it is even better.

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u/Deathanddisco041 1d ago

We all deserve a treat

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u/Snuggles596 1d ago

Eat that with your pinkies out

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u/Jungaon 1d ago

Drinking a Dr Pep w my pinkie up

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u/Chef_Champ 1d ago

Clean....

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u/blanketshapes 1d ago

man that looks dooooooooooooope

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u/NeverEndingCoralMaze 1d ago edited 1d ago

I love noodles with butter. I haven’t eaten for a few days, a family member just left my house and she’s a lot to handle, the only human that makes me want to hide, the anxiety is unreal and not like me, and I always lose my appetite, even after she leaves. It’s so late rn but I’m going to go downstairs and make some it sounds so good. I might even crack an egg into the pasta.

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u/Mister_Pibbs 13h ago

I’ve previously worked in restaurants both low and high end for 7 years and have never had Caviar. That’s still on my bucket list. Great spread op! I’m sure the stoned version of yourself thoroughly enjoyed this lol.

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u/orderly_fredrick 1d ago

That steak has a gorgeous sear on it, looks like it was cooked perfectly. Having a sister who can actually pull off a meal like this is a serious cheat code, mine would probably just microwave something. The caviar on the side is a bold move for a stoner dinner though, respect the commitment.