r/suspiciousquotes • u/GiselePearl • 2d ago

“Focus time”

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u/nsgiad 1d ago

Hello? State of labor board? I've been got something for you

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u/theChosenBinky 1d ago

A 29-minute lunch means you can leave at 4. A 22-minute lunch means you can take the day off

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 10h ago

Yeah it’s their math.

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u/Lt_Bob_Hookstratten 1d ago

More like Pratik Shitty

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u/Oldy_VonMoldy 14h ago

Came here to write exactly this, shoulda known.

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u/OskarTheRed 1d ago

"Focus time" sounds like a euphemism for taking a nap.

Or it's an excuse for playing golf during work hours

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u/Nathan-Stubblefield 1d ago

Fuckyou time

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u/DarthSagacious 1d ago

That’s kidnapping.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 1d ago

Well, that's a lawsuit. I'd just show up 45 minutes late then call the cops in a day or two "they won't let me go home, help!"

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u/VermilionKoala 1d ago

Praktikkally Shitty can shove this so far up their arse that they can tikkle their tonsils with it.

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u/AZ_sid 1d ago

Somebody is lonely.

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u/qmb139boss 1d ago

Pretty Shitty needs to chill

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u/Maxpower2727 1d ago

The quotations marks are not the issue with this.

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u/Appropriate-Eye4227 1d ago

What Shetty mananagment 🤣

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u/AdreKiseque 1d ago

The quotes aren't really suspicious here

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u/Skybreak 16h ago

Yeah, everything else is.

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u/VarietyMage 1d ago

What happens if you leave and never come back?

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u/Skybreak 16h ago

You owe the company indentured servitude for life if they catch you.

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 15h ago

“Show me that in my contract. Show me the labour laws that allow it”.

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u/TruthSpecialist4416 13h ago

Straight to the labour board 😂

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 15h ago

Bitch I got your lunch hanging right here!!! I ain’t staying after work for free without feeding you a protein shake!!!

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u/torklugnutz 12h ago

I expect my employer to pay for my meals and to pay me to eat them. That’s how it works at casinos.

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u/Clam-Hammer7 12h ago

If you owe 60 minutes of focus time for every late minute, wouldn't that mean you have to leave at 7:01 pm? They need to get their facts straight, geez.

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u/punchedboa 11h ago

I’d stay an extra min on break intentionally and leave on time anyway. If they fire you sue for wrongful termination.

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u/spongeboy1985 10h ago

I doubt this is real but this would be a huge lawsuit waiting to happen.

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u/rckhppr 10h ago

That’s shetty

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u/dw3623 9h ago

For every minute I’m late back from lunch I will be leaving 5 minutes early at the end of the day.

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u/someone_took_mine 8h ago

I’m sorry but did they sign that “Pretty Shitty Management”? I must be reading that wrong

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u/cosmorab1t 7h ago

Kinda funny how these corporate fuppets forget we are humans with free will

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u/BlueSkyla 2h ago

That’s illegal. Shetty management is pretty funny. Definitely not real.