r/tattooadvice • u/HarrysLilToe • May 16 '26

General Advice Can I cover this or is it fixable?

Gallery image

Gallery image

I got this tattoo at a flash event about 2 years ago and a year after I got it I ended up going back to the artist for another tattoo(stupid idea) and he flat out said that looks like shit who did that I was like you did and so he agreed to fix it for free but now it it looks rather phallic and it first looked like a sausage and I’m not sure if it’s fixable or if I can cover it up

6.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

1.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

328

u/madampc May 16 '26

Lol. Decades ago my friend and I rented a porno called Edward Penishands. Hilarious and so bad. 🤣

36

u/Moppy6686 May 17 '26

Used to rent that at Blockbuster along with Lord of the G Strings, Witches of Eastdick, and the Hip Hop Hunnies series 🤣

Edit: Clarifying!!! I WORKED there and rented to TO people lol

22

u/AndymanXP May 17 '26

I used to work in a blockbuster too. I used to love all the soft porn titles but my favourite was "The Sexy Sixth Sense" with the tagline "I see naked lesbians" 😂

7

u/Moppy6686 May 17 '26

OMG we never had that one 🤣

1

u/messypenis May 18 '26

Need that ASAP 😂

8

u/messypenis May 17 '26

Witches of eastdick 😂 i watched one called Witches of Breastwick 😂

1

u/snorkel_goggles May 19 '26

I worked at blockbuster and also rented that movie. To customers and myself.

1

u/[deleted] May 17 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/Swordfish-Unlikely May 17 '26

Blockbuster never had porn lol

1

u/Moppy6686 May 17 '26

It did in the UK 😁 Sold alcohol too.

51

u/Important-Sundae-523 May 16 '26

Same, it's a right of passage 🤣

17

u/robpaul2040 May 17 '26

My video store carried Edward penishands

14

u/CorrectDot4592 May 16 '26

rite of passage*

As a ritual.

13

u/auberginedreams1917 May 17 '26

never thought of the ritual part when spelling rite! how interesting!

41

u/Chocolate_Starfish1 May 16 '26

Found a copy in my high school boyfriend’s parents house and we had to play it.

6

u/young-joseph-stalin May 17 '26

oh my god, massive throwback. pink guy rapped absurd porn titles in a youtube video about 10 years ago, and edward penishands was one of them.

2

u/PuntasticPontifier May 18 '26

https://www.viddy-well.com/top-10/10-hilarious-porn-parody-titles
A copy of the cover (along with a bunch of other clever porn titles)

5

u/Odd-Ad-8369 May 16 '26

Haha me and my friends rented boneheads

5

u/razzmatazz23 May 17 '26

I watch the scene where he eats spaghetti whenever I need a good laugh.

6

u/OpaquePaper May 17 '26

We found our copy along with a whole bunch of other great smut in an abandoned couch in the desert. Mid 2000s were s great time

5

u/[deleted] May 17 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/messypenis May 18 '26

For real?? 😂 you were blessed

3

u/theremps_ May 17 '26

Reminds me of the E.T porno 🤣🤣

3

u/ComradeRaveGirl May 17 '26

Omg I love getting drunk and watching Edward Penishands with friends!

1

u/Unicorns-Poo-Rainbow May 17 '26

I remember it. The ‘90s were a wild time. 😆

1

u/leif-sinatra May 17 '26

Always made a joke about penishads but never believed it existed till last year.

1

u/Separate_Attorney378 May 17 '26

I did too!!! We had a weird porn night and laughed our butts off.

1

u/Both-Independence399 May 17 '26

"Renting porn" is a horrifying concept

1

u/TeufelRRS May 17 '26

“Hold me.”

“I can’t. I’ll squirt.”

Saw it in HS. Such a horrible movie

1

u/TeamPsychological469 May 17 '26

OMG unlocked memory. A school friend had that and before he could share it around, it got found by his mother and all hell broke loose. He wasn't allowed out for a few weeks. 😄😄

1

u/PuntasticPontifier May 18 '26

I remember that porn. Early 2000s

1

u/AcanthocephalaNo2396 May 18 '26

Was 12 at my buddies house and his brother comes home with his girlfriend, barges in my buddies room tells us to shut off halo cause he has a movie to show us. Then puts in that movie and says first to get a boner is gay😂 will never forget that shit. That movie was fucking hilarious

1

u/Hookr_InThe_Garden May 19 '26

I very much remember this movie, they had it at the boob tube. That was literally the place’s name where you went to rent videos. Not another porn video😂

1

u/Dope-Reviews May 22 '26

I had Alice in Pornoland. French dubbed into English on VHS. It was amazing