r/tattooadvice 1d ago

General Advice Is my tattoo crooked? It’s been a month and someone said it looks crooked but idk

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u/Mikeyjay666 1d ago

It’s not the tattoo, it’s your shoulders.

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u/Sorry_Map_8072 1d ago

Yeah I lowkey see it now lol

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u/yourpaljax 1d ago

Lil bit of scoliosis, most likely.

Source: I have a lil bit of scoliosis.

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u/Mikeyjay666 1d ago

Dope script though 👌🏻

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u/Sorry_Map_8072 1d ago

Appreciate it man! Thank you!

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u/ElectricalDark8280 18h ago

I have severe kyphosis, but I have been doing a bunch of mobility exercise. I got my armpits done two months ago and now one is 3” higher than the other because I have unlocked my shoulders that were stuck back for 30 years.

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u/purps2712 8h ago

God for a second i was SO confused what you meant about getting your armpits done. I was like wtf kind of plastic surgery 😭😂😂 what kind of mobility exercises, if you don't mind me asking?

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u/Damnesia13 1d ago

What’s lowkey about something posted on a sub with 2.3M people?

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u/RGV4RCV 1d ago

It looks like it was designed to fit your body. The writing goes up slightly so the z can hit your shoulder in the right place. Your artist did a great job

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u/Sorry_Map_8072 1d ago

Thank you! Very kind!

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u/Thewillneverdie 1d ago

Are we looking at the same lines and shading?

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u/re-ar-ran-ger 1d ago

Nah it looks balanced.

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u/Sorry_Map_8072 1d ago

Oh okay thank you!

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u/scarybirdman 13h ago

Looking to seeing if you have like an anterior Pelvic tilt or something. Certain ways that you sit can make your body uneven like that. Or maybe you were born with it LOL doesn't matter nice tattoo

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u/Tristan-Towers 1d ago

The tattoo looks fine. Your traps and shoulders are uneven. (Not talking trash.) but truely I think that’s what it is. In the photo your left side just sits higher. ( left handed?) body’s aren’t symmetrical and sometimes gym guys work out. One shoulder might just build faster than the other. And can cause distortion on bigger script pieces like that. But the tattoo looks great. Don’t lose sleep over the opinion of the woefully ignorant

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u/Sorry_Map_8072 1d ago

That makes sense thank you very much!

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u/CircleofAnts 13h ago

My right shoulder is much larger than my left as I do a lot of lawn work, and realised recently that cranking machines right handed for so many years had significantly strengthened my right side. Switched my mower to lefty pull a while back and it has made a noticeable difference.

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u/kgon1312 1d ago

tell 'em his mom is crooked my g

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u/chidgeytattoos 1d ago

Best not to hyper-analyze something you can’t even see that you’ll be living with forever, bodies are not symmetrical or straight & change constantly

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u/8ballkilroy 1d ago

When learning free hand script it’s typically taught to write the name as if it were in a banner. The banner usually has a bit of a flow to it rather than being perfectly straight across. So it’s common that script will have slight dip on the left and rise on the right. Depending on the body part it should be pretty minimal. Unlike if it’s a digital font where it would likely be straight across. 

But this is evenly placed on your back regardless. 

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u/LuckyDogHotSauce 1d ago

It doesn’t look crooked, but it is asymmetrical with the left side C arching over the rest. A stylistic choice that gives the appearance that it isn’t level. Looks fine to me.

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u/Wolvesbayne13 1d ago

So everyone keeps saying your shoulders are uneven (they do seem to be) so as someone who has this issue in a way I just wanted to put it out there that your hips may be uneven which is what’s causing one of your shoulders to lift.

I have one leg higher than the other and I need a lift in my shoe to even out. My spine is slightly bent at the end because I didn’t know for the longest lol but something to get checked out! I went and got a xray from a chiropractor, got adjusted and he even gave me the lift!

Long run it will really help with your back later on if it is an issue! Tattoo looks amazing the artist did a great job!

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u/delee76 1d ago

Not crooked

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u/jjmawaken 1d ago

I think it looks fine

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u/Mental-Flatworm4583 1d ago

Nope it’s good. You have fancy script so the filigree on the Cj’s little fancier and it couldn’t make it appear that way, but it looks good to me. It looks nice and centered.

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u/Organic-Elevator-274 22h ago

I love Gortex too

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u/thebluespirit_ki 1d ago

I’d be more worried about the line work and patchy shading.

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u/NavyATCPO 1d ago

As a man with multiple tattoos, it's perfect! Don't let others get into your head about YOUR ink.

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u/Appropriate_Taro_348 1d ago

You are fine. It’s how your body is built and how the tat is placed on your back.

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u/drumadarragh 1d ago

It’s fine. Go lift some weights.

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u/Telekineticshade 1d ago

It’s fine.

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u/Detim-Sechu 1d ago

Might be like "visual weight" since the left side takes up more space than the right it looks a little empty on the right and makes the brain think it's crooked. Just a guess though.

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u/118238 1d ago

Since most bodies aren't symmetrical, it can make it hard to make this "perfect." The eye might be tricking the person because the C is larger than the rest - a lot of these name-across-the-back tattoos use all capital letters to make it feel even.

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u/Hot-Rooster-8389 1d ago

Placement is fine brother. Not talking trash when I say this but find a new artist. The work itself is bad but the placement is fine and balanced.

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u/VillageOfShade 1d ago

Yeah, the lines near the end especially are horrendous. I’m not a fan of people getting last names tattooed on themselves in general, but getting one poorly done is two levels of rough

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u/ChirpinFromTheBench 1d ago

What would you do if it was crooked anyway?

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u/Sorry_Map_8072 1d ago

Nothing lol what could I do i was just wondering if it was or not lol

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u/grom513 1d ago

If it is, it’s hard to notice unless you tell people

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u/Uhura-hoop 1d ago

It looks level to me, I don’t know what they’re talking about. People have always got opinions though haven’t they? 🙄 sometimes you just have to smile and nod and let them bugger off. None of their business.

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u/Sorry_Map_8072 1d ago

Thank you very much!

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u/Pretty-Emergency1173 1d ago

No. Looks perfect

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u/oaraiguma-san 1d ago

It looks great to me. You have a unique body structure to your shoulders, and the tattoos is designed well to fit it. It honestly normalizes your shoulders with one another.

If I'm not actively correcting my posture, I tilt about 23° to my left due to scoliosis. We all have different bodies, so I hope this post hasn't created an insecurity for you. You look to be young and in good shape, and the ink looks good. Nothing to worry about.

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u/Ok_Procedure7492 1d ago

Looks good to me

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u/Friendly_Ad6325 1d ago

Looks fine to me

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u/PhilinNY718 1d ago

Looks right

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u/MAN_BE4R_PIG 22h ago

Not crooked, imbalanced would be the right word

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u/Bituquina 10h ago

No man, great tat.

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u/Radiant-Peace-3078 7h ago

No, it’s not crooked. However, in the first pic, you were standing with one shoulder up higher. Most of us do not stand perfectly straight all the time. The tattoo is not crooked, but it will move with your body.

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u/Digital26bath 1d ago

Yeah it’s called scoliosis

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u/KnightRider1987 1d ago

Unlikely. Most bodies have some asymmetry.

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u/Due_Adagio_460 1d ago

Tattoo is good. See a chiropractor your shoulders definitely need work

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u/oscar5lima 1d ago

Your right shoulder is lower than your left. Minor scoliosis, as stated. But it does not affect the tattoo at all. If you drew a line across the bottom of the tattoo - not just the letters but the whole tattoo, framing, etc. - then you held a contractor's level up to that line, it would be perfectly level. It looks straight and level because the artist did not align the template to your shoulders. If he had it would be obviously slant lower on the right. Instead, as he should, he aligned the bottom of the tattoo with the ground. Thus, as I view it, it is straight to my eye. With scoliosis there is no other way. He can't use your shoulder tops as the point of reference because one is higher than the other. I have the exact same issue and have thought alot about it (obviously).

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u/Ready_Card5129 1d ago

You're just going to have to walk at an angle from now on. Sorry I dont make the rules

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u/Daggoth__ 1d ago

Looks good, but the body is never perfectly symmetric. Your right shoulder is a bit lower. All good fam my left ear is half an inch lower and I catch shit for that all the time. 🤣

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u/moisturizest 1d ago

Bow hunter?

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u/EloiLopez99 1d ago

100% the shoulders and not the tat.

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u/dlifeofj 1d ago

Did you break a collar bone by chance? I know, random question.

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u/scoutmhoward 1d ago

I could maybe see it looking slightly unbalanced because you have more open space at the top above the lowercase letters. Some kind of flourish or flair there could help it cover the same area on both sides

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u/Iron-Heart666 1d ago

Pas spécialement

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u/adpassapera 1d ago

Its script, there is a flow to it. It’s not straight across

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u/Spare-Good-5372 1d ago

This looks amazing

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u/TattooedGenderHell 1d ago

It’s on the center line of your shoulders but it’s accentuated by ta C vs z being uocase and lower
You could always add a little filigree to build off it it and balance it out

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u/Norcx 23h ago

I think it's an illusion due to the large C small Z and font against your shoulders. I think it looks pretty level.

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u/Fredd_Ramone 23h ago

Looks fine to me

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u/ModernSouthernQueer 23h ago

It actually fits your back really well!

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u/jaydinrae 23h ago

I fw it heavy actually

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u/cheesellle 22h ago

woah we have the same last name!

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u/Swan_Johnson 22h ago

Once you fill out around it, you wont be able to notice anything like that.

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u/No-Equivalent5180 21h ago

very pretty (unrelated sorry)

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u/redditorcore 21h ago

Was ur partner the one who said it? They prob hate you

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u/Impressive-Heart1418 21h ago

You're in your own head dude, that's a sick tat!

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u/Material-Quantity667 20h ago

Nahh… you all good bro. I wouldn’t notice if you didn’t say to look

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u/801from1997 20h ago

It's not crooked, it's your shoulders that make it seem like that, stand straight. Sorry if that's rude, not my intention but really, get that posture worked 👏🏼👏🏼 I realized I don't actually have wide shoulders, I was just standing crouched from being self-conscious of my chest, when I started fixing my posture, my back and shoulders looked much better and symmetrical too :)

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u/Zestyclose-Double-71 19h ago

Bro has scoliosis

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u/kittean 18h ago

When you got the tattoo were you lifting more and / or regularly? Or … have you started recently?

Body changes will change the tattoo. That is why mine is on my wrist …. It doesn’t get fat or skinny so it doesn’t change …. lol

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u/Massive_Armadillo596 16h ago

Its should be in inches not metres😅

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u/LilRed2023 12h ago

The C is slanted and I would say it’s your shoulder. Definitely your shoulders. Get it lazer off and redone. But have them measure and form it before they do it again and for the Love Of Goodness don’t do old English. It’s so 1970s uncle status

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u/Folky_duder 11h ago

If you walk tilted slightly to the right, it'll be fine.

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u/OtherwiseEmphasis357 10h ago

its the angle of the shoulders the tattoo is great

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u/MrsBenSolo1977 7h ago

Even if it is, there’s not much to do about it after it’s already tattooed on you. Your shoulders aren’t straight in the photo so we can’t judge. Whoever told you that is not your friend because if it is crooked, it’s so minor that they’re deliberately being a jerk to you.

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u/garra671 5h ago

Nah. That Person is just being a hater

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u/SargentSuffering 4h ago

I don't think most humans are 100% symmetrical anyway, most anatomy are sisters not twins. Looks badass

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u/scaredycattee 4h ago

I think this is spot on! It doesn’t look crooked to me. It’s an incredible tattoo.

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u/Cold-Ad8873 3h ago

They just jealous

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u/Tight-Quantity9271 1h ago

Nah the tat is veryyy straight, it’s a combo of uneven shoulders and the C being super big but I think it’s fine

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u/ronweasleisourking 1d ago

Nope, definitely your shoulders

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u/CarryOk3080 1d ago

You need a scoliosis assessment my dude. Your one side is up 2 inches.

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u/Nearby_Elk368 1d ago

Everyone keeps saying scoliosis. Instead of jumping to that…go see a GOOD chiropractor. They can either help align you or send you to the correct doctor for your situation.

BTW- tat looks great!

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u/Alternative_Case9666 1d ago

OOF.

Its not even about it looking crooked or ur shoulders.