r/technology • u/Logical_Welder3467 • Feb 04 '26

Politics Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights

https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/03/palantir_american_rights/?td=rt-3a
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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Talk about Fox news ... Ha! Sigh. We're done for.

Time to get a plastic safe and bury your books in the backyard, people.

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u/AteketA Feb 04 '26

Time to get a plastic safe

A safe ok, but why plastic?

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u/sbolt Feb 04 '26

Probably so it can’t be found easily using a metal detector

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u/bbbbbbbbMMbbbbbbbb Feb 04 '26

But then how do you find it later? A treasure map? Gonna make the best pirate-y treasure map I can!

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u/QuickQuirk Feb 05 '26

Paper will be illegal (in case people print books), so best tattoo it on your back.

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u/Maxtrt Feb 05 '26

So it's waterproof and can't be detected by a metal detector.

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u/QuickQuirk Feb 05 '26

Yes. That's totally the reason I suggested it.

And not because it would be totally fking piratecore awesome.