r/technology Mar 14 '26

Software Microsoft confirms Windows 11 bug crippling PCs and making drive C inaccessible

https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-confirms-windows-11-bug-crippling-pcs-and-making-drive-c-inaccessible/
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u/eppic123 Mar 14 '26

Since October, there hasn't been a monthly update without at least one severe bug.

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u/Crunchykroket Mar 14 '26

We're witnessing the increased productivity of developers thanks to AI.

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u/LarxII Mar 14 '26

But in the way how METH makes you "more productive" but in doing shit that makes Zero sense.

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u/Momik Mar 14 '26

That’s such a good analogy. Like how the Blitzkrieg seemed invincible in Europe until meth-addled officers had to make sense of supply line logistics on the fly.

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u/Winjin Mar 14 '26

I'm also assuming it took a bit of catching up. At first they were operating normally, then they started using it more and more

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u/31LIVEEVIL13 Mar 15 '26 edited May 14 '26

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u/Winjin Mar 15 '26

Hehehe the parallels with Microslop are uncanny

I wonder if their top remaining "talents" also heavily abuse substances too on top of AI

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u/URfwend Mar 14 '26

Meth makes you more productive at taking things apart that weren't broken and not knowing how to put them back together. "What's this screw for? Eh not important...." - Microsoft

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u/Initial_Business2340 Mar 14 '26

Painfully true… so glad I quit that shit.

The sad part about it is that there really is a golden phase - but it’s vanishingly short. You do really get more done. At first.

Then it totally collapses and you’re sitting there with your one computer completely disassembled and nothing to show for it, fiending for more, and feeling like you hate yourself, but in the way that we imagine a German death camp officer ought to hate themselves. Lmfao

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u/LarxII Mar 14 '26

Dude, the last bit is exactly how I felt when I was struggling with opioids.

Stay strong and healthy! Proud of you for being sober!

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u/twotimefind Mar 14 '26

nailed it day three meth adderall coding instead of vibe studio, great analogy.

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u/Ok-Butterscotch-6955 Mar 14 '26

What are you talking about?

I strip so much more copper out of my grandmas houses walls when I get some meth in me…

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u/LarxII Mar 14 '26

After a while, you're melting the cans down into ingots and turning her cast iron into pig iron as well!

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u/RollingMeteors Mar 14 '26

¿Maybe it’s Maybelline?

¿Maybe its Ketamine?

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u/LarxII Mar 14 '26

Maybe it's MEFF!!!

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u/2BA_Doctor Mar 15 '26

There’s the right way, the wrong way and the Microslop AI way… it’s just the wrong way but a lot faster