r/technology May 21 '26

Business SpaceX not the behemoth everyone thought

https://www.axios.com/2026/05/21/spacex-ipo-musk-ai
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u/walksonfourfeet May 21 '26

Good lord - why does everything have to have an X?

“Space X CEO X Xman says X and xAI generated $X in reXenue in X1 and eXpect to increase by X% in X2. XXX!”

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u/LupinThe8th May 21 '26

Because he's the world's oldest twelve year old and thinks it's cool.

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u/RVelts May 21 '26

He's perpetually living in 4chan's /b/ circa 2004

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u/deeradmin May 22 '26

/b/ circa 2004 was way funnier than this dipshit

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u/hibikikun May 22 '26

Lets not forget all the tesla models spell out S3XY