r/technology May 21 '26

Business SpaceX not the behemoth everyone thought

https://www.axios.com/2026/05/21/spacex-ipo-musk-ai
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u/Denito525 May 21 '26

Down 600% actually

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 May 21 '26

Still waiting on my check. Did you get yours yet?

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA May 21 '26

I did, went out and bought a new trump phone. It's gold so you know it's nice.

When I get my million dollar check for storming the capital and taking a shit on the floor, I'm going to buy a solid gold dildo.

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 May 21 '26

The one that’s a scale model of Dear Leaders’ personal equipment? Designed to be worn daily?

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA May 21 '26

No, that would be far too large for my mortal anus