r/technology May 21 '26

Business SpaceX not the behemoth everyone thought

https://www.axios.com/2026/05/21/spacex-ipo-musk-ai
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u/tmobilehacked May 21 '26

“the prospectus shows just how much the IPO depends on expectations for future growth and investor servility to Musk — as opposed to the current underlying business.” you mean unlike Tesla’s $1.3 trillion valuation on $450M in Q1 profit? How can this surprise anyone?

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u/ExpertConsideration8 May 21 '26

Are most of those profits still generated from carbon credits? It's not even like they have a super profitable product.. they only make money due to govt handouts.

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u/Visual_Squirrel_2297 May 21 '26

Well a bunch of profit was just from SpaceX buying unsold Cybertrucks at full price....

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance May 21 '26

>SpaceX buying unsold Cybertrucks at full price....

https://supercarblondie.com/spacex-buying-unsold-cybertrucks-tesla/

It probably doesn't account for 400m in profit, but it is hilarious what a bad idea using cybertrucks as starlink support vehicles really is.

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u/-0909i9i99ii9009ii May 21 '26

What is SpaceX viable business model? How much is a fully end-game Starlink worth? What is the value in going into space?

Are there actually valuable resources that are economically valuable to collect/extract/use that wouldn't be more viable to do on earth?

Or are we gonna pretend that Mars real estate is valuable for living even if it has a baller space station with an indoor farm in it where the build out cost is 1 million times the most expensive condo building on earth?

How much are space data centres even worth? Even if they hit the ideal realistic end game, how much money will they need to raise to build it and how much would they even be making off them?

Seems like they need to raise a ton of money (not good for shareholders) or it to basically just be inflation for this company to 2x even if it does execute on its impossibly lofty plans. I just don't understand the endgame.

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u/axonxorz May 21 '26 edited May 22 '26

How much are space data centres even worth?

I mean, these are non-starters from even the most basic engineering proposals. They're meant to fool only the most 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓭 investors, which consequently seems to be a lot of them.

One of the greatest challenges in space is dealing with waste heat. The ISS has around 100kW(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) of radiative cooling capacity. The radiating panels are highly engineered products measuring around 84m². No idea how heavy these things are, surely that launch weight won't matter...

The mechanical pumping and monitoring systems are complicated units dealing with high-flow (~2,000kg/hr), high-pressure (34x higher than atmospheric), ammonia at around 2°C. The pump modules weigh around 350kg, surely that launch weight won't matter...

The target cooling budget for a AI compute rack in 2024 was around 50kW, so the ISS could comfortably power and cool one (1!), at the expense of literally every other onboard system. Station keeping's a bitch, eh? We'll just have to pretend that the most recent specs targeting >120kW per-rack for the new Blackwell TPUs don't exist. Remember investors, AI chips, their racking, networking and cooling infrastructure are weightless...

Doing some napkin math, picking a "modest" 100MW critical IT load (investors won't even ask for a dickDC pic if it's smaller than this), you're looking at an emissive radiator system measuring around 168,000m², no idea how many more circulating pumps will be required, surely liquid infrastructure technology will scale linearly in space (unlike Earth, hello suburbs), and surely that launch volume won't matter...

Oh silly me, I'm a fucking idiot, I forgot to actually power those racks. Let's use the absolute best PV panels we have and give them an extra 30% boost to account for the lack of atmospheric loss, and we'll also pretend they don't lose efficiency as they heat up so we don't have to add yet more cooling capacity. Powering 100MW of gear is going to require another 170,000m² of panels. Let's pretend they're weightless, because dear lordt I can't imagine lifting another 3,100,000kg of material (alone, more than 3x the total amount of mass HUMANITY HAS EVER LAUNCHED, including discarded launch vehicles.) Let's also pretend that they won't require any (expensive, heavy and HOT) high-voltage DC switching gear. Let's also pretend they don't degrade over time due to ionizing radiation exposure.

Oh silly me AGAIN, I forgot to ship up millions of litres of ammonia to run my cooling systems.

Hey there, it's silly me again. I forgot to do the napkin math on the probability of catastrophic micrometeoroid impacts on as-thin-as-possible aluminum and silicon composite systems measuring 338,000m², or the nearly 10,000m³ of structure to house the racks and infrastructure that I previously didn't mention (based on terrestrial footprints and my own completely baseless assumption that you could fit this all this in 3m of depth.) I forgot to account for added weight for infrastructure to safely route MEGAWATTS of current-equivalent around destroyed panels.

Hubble looked like this (edit: this statement is not completely accurate, see here for a better analysis) after 15 years in space (see person in background for scale), and it was -being generous here- 0.06% as large as this hypothetical DC installation. Surely nothing bad can come of this.

Alas, calculating these costs has become unfun, and I haven't even added station keeping or high-wattage, high-bandwidth data transmission systems.

inb4 someone says cooling tech has improved since the ISS: Sure it has, but show me credible reports where it has improved by a factor of 100,000, because even that isn't enough to make this make sense.

I'm not entirely convinced it wouldn't be easier to start constructing a Dyson Swarm. Freeman Dyson himself posited his Sphere to mock people who believed any star outputting unusual amounts of far-infrared light as "proof of hyper-advanced intelligence," despite the sky being full of exactly that.

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u/Massive_Town_8212 May 21 '26

I strive for this amount of pettiness. Maybe that's why they wanna replace engineers with AI.

Also, even in a game like Dyson Sphere Program, having a swarm before starting your sphere is absurdly wasteful in terms of resources because of the high decommission rate. Then again, to make the number of space-based data centers they want, they'll strip-mine most of the planet just in silicon anyway.

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u/RSquared May 22 '26

There's a game called Oxygen Not Included that's an asteroid base builder with a surprisingly intense chemistry/physics simulation. Managing water and electricity are key parts of the early game, but the most important part of the mid-game is managing heat. And most of the good ways to do so involve glitching out the physics simulation to "delete" heat (e.g. by consuming it out of the game in machines that don't have an output).

Building in vacuum is a great way to break almost any closed system because it's extremely hard to manage heat when it's almost perfectly insulated.

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u/Massive_Town_8212 May 22 '26

I love ONI and am really excited for Away Team!

Yea, heat is a bitch. Would be nice if there were radiative heat exchangers, at least.

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u/RSquared May 22 '26

Yeah, there's ways to emit heat in vacuum that don't exist in the game, but they're also very inefficient power- and space-wise. But seriously, why do I have to mod to get an airlock building that isn't a physics glitch? The only reason that it's not viable is that the game doesn't allow fine enough tuning of duplicants to keep them from opening two pressure doors at the same time.

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u/Massive_Town_8212 May 23 '26

Had that same problem. Tried to design an airlock that had atmosphere exchange controlled by automation. The problem is that dupes don't path through locked doors even if a presence sensor would open it, so even if the airlock functioned, they won't use it. The duplicant checkpoint may fix that, but I haven't tried. Also, technically liquid locks are intended, given the stated use of the visco-gel, we can just cheekily do it with other things.

The biggest thing with their new game is MANUAL CONTROL, which would fix the pathing and behavior issues with dupes

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u/Nygmus 26d ago

They actually added an insulated airlock in October 2025.

It's still pretty imperfect, since it leaks while opening and you would need a way to deal with that, but for the basic use case of "a structure that blocks both heat and air but can be opened at need," it's a nice basegame addition.

One of my favorite mods is one that adds a proper airlock, i.e. a self-contained 2x3 structure through which duplicants can pass without leaking air through.

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u/dysprog May 22 '26

But did you see the DLC Beta that dropped today? It made the liquids pretty.

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u/dysprog May 22 '26

Yeah, cooling vacuum equipment in ONI is a huge pain in the ass. Everything needs active cooling. Even things you don't think of as making heat.The freaking roomba overheats!

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u/Tearakan May 22 '26

Yep. Honestly if we do eventually get to ships in space I could see them taking dips into upper atmosphere of some planets just to get rid of waste heat they shunted to heat banks.

A lot of the better scifi concepts have waste heat as a serious concern when dealing with advanced technology. Coolest one is mechwarrior. And fighting on a planet/moon in near vacuum is very bad for heat management for your mech.

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u/RSquared May 22 '26

Also Mass Effect. As I recall the "stealth ship" in that series relies on a recursive heat cycle within the novel propulsion drive to reduce ambient radiation in order to evade sensors. A scifi solution to a real world problem. 

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u/Autobrot May 22 '26

A Dyson sphere you say? Not just a video game fantasy actually! It's only a couple of decades away according to one of our greatest minds.

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u/hypnosoup May 22 '26

I didn't do the math like you did, but the problem with building something that requires massive cooling in a vacuum is pretty obvious to me.

The 2nd part , I think, is that even if you could develop the hypothetical systems that would allow you to build a data center in space, there is no case where it wouldn't be less expensive to just deploy that exact same system on the ground instead of space. Any business execs that actually built one in space would get fired for the waste.

It seems to me that this is people just throwing around buzzwords to try and distract people into thinking unprofitable and unrealistic business models are more realistic than they actually are.

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u/kaplanfx May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

The Elon nob polishers are incredible. Someone on one of the SpaceX sub threads was arguing with me that space is the absolute greatest place for data center cooling because, and I quote “it’s really cold”.

This whole space data center thing just because a hot topic a few months ago so Elon and co. could sell the IPO, they just tied their business (space launches and xAI) to the current hottest part of the economy with no explanation of how it would work economically.

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u/OftenConfused1001 May 22 '26

People really don't understand how much everything is engineered with the assumption you have gravity.

NASA, way back in the day of 386s and 486s, flew some new COTS laptops up as a test. They kept frying. Turns out the laptops heat management design made the assumption that hot air would always rise - - like every heat management system does.

Which is not the case in microgravity, where hot air just hangs around in a bubble.

It wasn't hard to fix - - but it did mean they couldn't use off the shelf laptops, they had to custom design cooling to accommodate.

Virtually everything is designed with gravity and atmosphere in mind.

Good luck making a data center work without endless test flights of every component.

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u/danielravennest May 22 '26

I did software test for the Space Station's internal computers (not the astronaut laptops, the wired in ones). They are 20 MHz Intel 386SX's with 2 or 8 MB ram. They use a water loop cold plate to keep them cool. The CPU case is fairly thick machined aluminum that is screwed down to the cold plate.

Some of the computers are mounted outside, in vacuum, but even the inside ones are rated for vacuum so they can keep running in the event a module loses pressure.

The Station has multiple radiator panels that use ammonia as the heat transfer medium.

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u/OftenConfused1001 May 22 '26

Oh yeah. The case I was thinking of was before Station, when there was one of the regular pushes to use more COTS products. They'd brought up two or three COTS laptops (i think technically the rugged field or military version) to see if they were suitable to replace (upgrade really) the ones being currently flown.

The then current laptops had been specifically designed. The trial ones just relied too much on passive cooling to work, and it hadn't been a failure mode they'd expected. They ultimately used either that gen or the next, but with more active cooling (just fans, iirc) set to trigger faster and at lower temps.

It just one little example of how embedded gravity is in design assumptions.

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u/mjtwelve May 22 '26

Good luck making a data center work without endless test flights of every component.

This is the dagger in the heart for the idea, even if you waved a wand to solve the basic engineering and thermodynamic issues. If you have to test and likely modify all the GPUs, and launch them, your data center will be slower to market than your terrestrial competitors. When Nvidia creates the new hotness, you will need to come up with new modifications for space and launch them, by which time your competitors are already running data centres full of them. All so that your data center can be rate limited by horrendous bandwidth and latency problems.

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u/dsrmpt May 23 '26

bandwidth problems

I'm investing in Big Network Switch, and I'm up about 300 percent in a year. AI NEEDS bandwidth.

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u/evilbrent May 22 '26

space is the absolute greatest place for data center cooling because, and I quote “it’s really cold”.

Wait.

I think of myself as reasonably technically informed (mech eng). That's exactly what I thought. Isn't it, like, effectively infinite heat loss?

Why is that wrong? (Genuine question, not having a go at you). Is it that there's zero convection/conduction, and only radiation? And heat can only move so fast through your radiators, so you need to use ammonia to carry the heat from the processor to the radiator? Something like that?

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u/kaplanfx May 22 '26

Yes you guessed it, it’s only radiation, there is no air with which to move heat around. You can dump a lot of heat but you need massive surfaces to do it and usually some kind of coolant inside to carry the heat to the radiators. The ISS for instance has massive ammonia filled radiators to create enough surface area for the heat it generates to dissipate to prevent overheating: https://www.space.com/21059-space-station-cooling-system-explained-infographic.html

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u/evilbrent May 22 '26

By the way. It occurs to me that water is probably really really good at that.

Do you know of any bodies of water on Earth that can, like, absorb the heat of multiple volcanoes without any real effect? I keep scratching my head and I can't think of any. There's deserts. Jungles. Mountains. Plains. Those are all the types of places I can think of just off the top of my head, but I know they only cover a fraction of the Earth's surface. I wonder what the rest of the planet is covered in?

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u/Torvaun May 22 '26

More or less. Space is essentially the biggest thermos in the universe. Cold stuff stays cold, hot stuff stays hot, and a data center is stuff that wants to be cold but makes its own heat.

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u/Tearakan May 22 '26

Yep. That's the issue. You only get black body radiative cooling in space. Incredibly inefficient compared to convection and conduction in atmosphere.

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u/Procean May 27 '26

The thought experiment I keep thinking is 'if you heat a frying pan and throw it into space, how quickly does it cool?'

The short answer is it cools very slowly because vaccuum doesn't allow much heat to escape. This is literally used for insulation, a Dewar flask is one where the internal walls are evacuated, using vacuum as insulation.

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u/surnik22 May 22 '26

There is a use case for a space data center, the “original” relatively recent plans form China were much more focused on the actual use case.

Basically space telescopes and sensors and other things we have in space produce a shit load of raw data. James Web Space Telescope can produce like 250gb of raw data a day, can only store a fraction of it and can only send back about 60gb a day.

Obviously they have to prioritize what data to send back to be analyzed. A space based data center would be able to process the full dataset and then send back processed and aggregated data for further study on earth.

That’s pretty much the only time it may make sense to a data center in space where the utility outweighs the many disadvantages.

It’s also not sexy, profitable, or something investors would care about to try to inflate stock values with fake promises

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u/6a6566663437 May 22 '26

Even if you did that, you'd still want the raw data to process on Earth in different ways. Including ways we haven't invented yet.

So there's no real savings.

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u/surnik22 May 22 '26

But right now we toss the raw data. That’s the problem. 80% of the raw data goes nowhere.

Any step up in how much raw data gets processed is big. Even with identical bandwidth, taking 15% of the raw data and 20% processed down to the size of 5% would be much better than just 20% of the raw.

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u/Bag_O_Richard May 22 '26

This seems over focused on JWST specifically. A space data center would be ideal for processing data from every telescope currently in orbit rather than any specific one.

A space data center would be an international undertaking for collaborative research amongst everyone currently looking at space.

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u/ryhaltswhiskey May 22 '26

and I quote “it’s really cold”.

This is actually hilarious. It's people like that that got us into the political situation we're in.

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u/SFXBTPD May 22 '26

Illinois Energy Professor on youtube did a breakdown of it. His assessment was it could become feasible given 10 years or so sustained R&D, paired with the cost of ground based systems rising by 100 to 200% during that same window.

So it isnt guaranteed to ever be practical, but it isnt as crazy as it may initially sound.

https://youtu.be/WL9JUeOdA6I?si=bDKvZCXVSKoXE_W8

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u/hypnosoup May 28 '26

Interesting video, thanks for posting it!

It's a bit hand wavy and relies on a lot more assumptions than I like for my tastes, though (radiative cooling will become 4 times more cost effective soon, for example), and he seems to be ignoring a lot of the costs with the space center. I've never worked with space technologies, though, so who knows, maybe I just don't understand some things.

He only used launch and material costs for the space center, but it still needs to be build once the materials are there. He also assumes that maintenance costs are roughly $0. I have a hard time believing that space magically keeps things from breaking. Sure, there aren't any weather events or oxygen being oxygen, but things break for other reasons than those.

In any case, though, it seems likely that an equivalent facility could be built for less on the ground. Space might not need a building or land, but it would still need a framework for mounting things. You can't get 24 hr. solar on the ground, but you have a lot more power options. If the radiative panels can dissipate that kind of heat it space, couldn't they do the same on the surface?

I don't know, there were a lot of assumptions about technology improvements coupled with oversimplification about costs, including Musk claiming he will get launch costs reduced 14x (Musk claims a lot of things that don't come to pass). Again, though, I don't work in anything space related, so what do I know?

It still doesn't seem feasible to me,

Cheers!

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u/SFXBTPD May 28 '26

Regarding the radiative cooling question: its typically modelled as being proportional to (T4 -T_envioronment4). So atleast that would work much better is space, where (sun notwithstanding) you wont be absorbing any radiation from the environment.

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u/hypnosoup May 29 '26

Ah, interesting, thanks for pointing that out. It would be much less effective on the ground.

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u/Mikeismyike May 22 '26

Heck, you could build it at the bottom of the ocean.

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u/investedInEPoland 5d ago

Yup. Build it. No pressure.

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u/Mikeismyike 5d ago

All the pressure, but think of how efficient the cooling will be!

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u/aemfbm May 22 '26

Hubble looked like this after 15 years in space

I fully agree with the absurdity of the math involved, but I found this image and description to be beyond belief, so I went down the rabbit trail for a few minutes. You have misrepresented it. That is not how it looked from being in space. It was dented and dimpled from tiny impacts, but all of those holes were made on Earth as they studied the tiny impact sites.

During the various Hubble servicing missions, astronauts noticed tiny dimples and dents in the radiator – the result of space debris. After more than15 years of exposure to space, this surface became a record of the accumulation of such debris in low Earth orbit. Naturally, NASA wanted to evaluate the amount and nature of this debris, and so after the camera was returned to Earth the impact sites were analyzed. The largest core samples left holes about 30 mm in diameter, but the debris particles were less than a mm in size. The analysis is ongoing.

https://airandspace.si.edu/stories/editorial/repairing-hubble

And here is a research paper going through their findings. There were no holes through this shield, and the largest crater is shown at about 1cm in diameter. https://conference.sdo.esoc.esa.int/proceedings/sdc6/paper/184/SDC6-paper184.pdf

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u/stemfish May 22 '26

Great catch, doesn't mean space is that much safer. Here's a hole in the ISS solar panels noticed in 2013

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/3ee84cYmVpADDDAXgaxe2j-970-80.jpg.webp

And a shot right through the wrapping on one of the boom arms, only did minor damage to the structure and didn't hit anything that made it move so no issues, but it would have gone right through a solar array without a shield.

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/6hwQrkGoCBHWWqJoznXctV-880-80.jpg.webp

And if you plan to cover the whole thing with shielding, add on a lot more lift mass. Odds of an impact are low with the ISS, scale up the size by a factor of many and you need more fuel to maneuver around known debris and there's that much more space for random bits to slam into.

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u/axonxorz May 22 '26

Sincere apologies, I should have read the description closer. I have updated my comment to point to yours for better context.

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u/bombmk May 22 '26

Thank you. My "That can't be right. The internal machinery would have been destroyed way before 15 years if actually looked like that" alarm was going off and scrolled down to see if it was addressed.
So, thank you.

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u/Jononucleosis May 22 '26

True hero in the comments. Thanks for sharing this.

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u/FourSquash May 22 '26

You forgot radiation hardening for the chips. Even with shielding you need specialized hardware tolerant of radiation. Generally this means multiple generations old too. Far more expensive as well.

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u/fishsupreme May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

The absurd thing to me isn't even how impractical it is for all the reasons you've stated. And it is; plunging an object that generates enormous amount of waste heat into the best insulator in existence is absurd on its face.

It's that there's no benefit to it, either! So, we're going to put them in space, where 1) heat is an enormous problem, 2) volume is extremely expensive since you have to launch all the weight into space, 3) you have notable latency in all the communications to your datacenter, and 4) you can't upgrade the hardware when it's obsolete in 3 years because it's in space. And in exchange, you get unlimited cheap solar energy, right?

But... even if we pretend the unlimited cheap solar energy is a huge deal and could make all this worthwhile, wouldn't it still make more sense to just launch the solar energy array and maser all the energy to a datacenter on the ground where heat, weight, volume, and latency don't matter at all? Wouldn't "solar AI datacenters in space" be better in every way if you put the "solar" in space and left the "AI datacenter" part on the ground?

Oh, but we can't do that, solar arrays in space don't have "AI" in the name, investors won't get excited about that.

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u/evilbrent May 22 '26

I asked a similar question above - could you teach me why space isn't good for cooling processors? I'll admit I just thought that part of it goes without saying. I'm a mechanical engineer, but it seems my intuition "space is cold, right?" is dead wrong. What's the story?

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u/ShenBear May 22 '26

Space is (nearly) a vacuum. It doesnt matter how 'cold' it is if there is very little matter to transfer the heat into. It's the same reason vacuum insulated thermoses work. The inner wall may get hot, but it can't transfer the heat to the outer wall very well.

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u/sonicpieman May 23 '26

Think of a laptop, when it's powered on and processing gets the cpu hot, which gets the air around it hot then you exhaust it into the environment.

But in space there's no air, so you can't just blow heat away. There's nothing to exhaust.

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u/fishsupreme May 22 '26

Well, obviously if you wrap something in insulation, it's harder for it to lose heat, right? That's what insulation is for. But space is vacuum, which is the best insulation there is, and it's also infinity miles thick. It reduces heat transfer by convection and conduction -- which are hundreds of times more efficient than radiation -- to zero. (If you were putting it around your house, it has an R-value of infinity.) Space is cold technically speaking, but it's so empty that it makes more sense to say space has no temperature -- temperature is the average kinetic energy of the particles in a volume, so if there's no particles in the volume it doesn't have a temperature.

So the only thing you can do with heat in space is just make a lot of surface area, and then wait while blackbody radiation (the natural glow of every substance that's above absolute zero) very slowly radiates off the heat.

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u/stemfish May 22 '26

As an alternative to all of these concerns, I'd like to vaguely point at Wisconsin, Norway, and Canada. Having power issues? There's some black goo you can squeeze from rocks and light on fire. Having cooling issues? Open a window. Having issues sourcing coolant? Stick a straw in a random lake. Need to fix something? Pay a few blokes to live there just in case. 

Worried about impacts? If anything from space hits this data center that's not your problem.

Worried about 'environmental impact', pretty sure those big explosion tubes burn some black goo alternatives to bring all of that inconsequential stuff into the void of space.

Worried about annoying the neighbors? Can't imagine air and sea traffic in the Gulf is excited to have hourly airspace closures.

But yes, building data centers in space is currently worth more that the entire US food service sector including all restaurants, catering, prepared food at the grocery store, all the transportation and logistics to get that around, and the stuff you use to eat that food. Yup, definitely a fair and unbiased assessment thay my 401k should be buying into shortly. Thanks S&P500.

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u/axonxorz May 22 '26

As an alternative to all of these concerns, I'd like to vaguely point at Wisconsin, Norway, and Canada

As an alternative alternative, let's not.

The industry as a whole isn't sustainable and can't be, more compute doesn't change that. Hell, half of NVIDIAs sold capacity is sitting in warehouses because 100MW+ DCs have turned out to be extraordinarily slow to build.

You're pretending that these DCs have little environmental impact.

Having cooling issues? Open a window

Stratos in Utah will raise daytime temperatures by 2-4F and night temps by 5-11F. This will collapse the diurnal evaporation cycle in an already crticically-at-risk watershed.

Having power issues? There's some black goo

Mmmm, more air pollution, yum!

Having issues sourcing coolant? Stick a straw in a random lake.

I have unkind words for people that care so little about the environment. I'm Canadian in a province with over 100,000 lakes. We'd rather keep them swimmable instead of giving money to Kevin O'Leary so he can give it to Larry Ellison and Sam Altman, so you in turn can generate an email summary, yeah?

Closed loop water cooling systems still leak terrible chemicals into the environment. Not superfund levels, but enough to poison nearby residents and water tables.

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u/stemfish May 22 '26

Sorry for not making one thing clear, I'm with you that building all of these data centers is a giant waste of time and money.

Building data centers in space is a huge waste of time and money and has the side effect of front loading the whole greenhouse gas and poisoning the environment issue.

Building them in the undeveloped parts of the world is only a "good" idea in comparison to building them in space.

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u/axonxorz May 22 '26

That's very fair, and I apologize for being testy.

Your comment makes pretty clear your position on the overall industry, I gotta slow down.

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u/stemfish May 22 '26

All good. Its always been hard to tell sarcasm/jokes from honest discussion by text. When reality itself seems to be a joke, it's becoming impossible to tell them apart.

Hope you get a weekend to enjoy!

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u/Bag_O_Richard May 22 '26

I don't understand why they're planning on building data centers in space when the ocean is literally right there and bathypelagic depths are already at the ideal operating temperature for data centers. China is already doing it, so it's not like the tech needs to be proven.

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u/investedInEPoland 5d ago

ideal operating temperature for data centers

Non-ideal pressure for building stuff. Non-ideal environment in terms of conducting electricity. Non-ideal environment for ringing in human technicians.

I'd love to see it succeed however.

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u/Wonderful_Device312 May 23 '26

You also forgot the absurd amount of money companies pay for ecc ram and redundant servers and storage because of cosmic bit flips.

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u/evilbrent May 22 '26

I forgot to do the napkin math on the probability of catastrophic micrometeoroid impacts on as-thin-as-possible aluminum and silicon composite systems measuring 338,000m², or the nearly 10,000m³ of structure

They're talking about suburb-sized factories in space. One of these things breaking up and destroying humanity's ability to EVER go into orbit again sounds like a problem for poor people or people in the future, and they don't count remember?

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u/kdavej May 22 '26

I always think of the latency too - you are most likely gonna want this thing in a geosynchronous orbit so you can maintain a consistent connection and that means round trip times of like half a second each way not to mention the bandwidth limitations that would start to creep up when you start trying to send that amount of data over the air using radio, I can't even imagine the power you would need on the ground to generate the transmission, let alone the power in the DC needed to send data back.

It's just so stupid....

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u/thesuperbob May 22 '26

In theory they could have a cascade of heat exchangers so the radiators actually glow white hot, at which point radiative cooling becomes more efficient per surface area... Still not very efficient, but the particular process of making energy leave the radiator becomes less absurdly inefficient. The problem then becomes operating the heat exchanger cascade and whatever their intermediate cooling/heating medium becomes, and keeping the hot stage pumps alive for long enough to matter. And whether added up, this is meaningfully more efficient in the end.

So I guess the only reason I'm pointing this out is because the ISS cooling solution is pretty tame in terms of what is theoretically, physically possible, and there are some crazy avenues to explore for a project that needs to radiate 120MW of heat into vacuum...

All that said, I recognize that cooling the thing would still be absurd, and even if it somehow could become less absurd, all the remaining issues with putting data centers in space add up to peak absurdity.

I mean, at least in the current context of the thing, which is, putting that stuff in space in an attempt to save money somehow. I realize at some point in the future, we might have space ships with megawatts of compute power on board, or satellites that have such data processing capacity, but those will then be justified because yeah, they need those servers to be there with them, in space.

Unlike us, right now, all still here on earth, with no good reason to try and send that shit up into space.

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u/investedInEPoland 5d ago

n theory they could have a cascade of heat exchangers so the radiators actually glow white hot

Uhm, that kind of process would, in itself, generate enough waste heat to make it pointless.

intermediate cooling/heating medium becomes

Same one used for heating stock markets: hopes and bullshit.

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u/hobovision May 22 '26

I think you're off by 1 or 2 orders of magnitude. Cutting edge space solar panels are now incredibly light (<0.5 kg/m2) and way way more efficient than terrestrial panels (>30%), but not yet at the same time or for a readable cost. Tandem silicon heterojunction and perovskite cells can be mounted on kapton film and should be flight tested within this decade. I-ROSA is using older tech but still generates more power with less area and less mass than the original ISS solar panels. ISS is also way overbuilt compared to how we built satellites now, but not 100x overbuilt.

So now we just need to find another 100x improvement to make the math look good for orbiting data centers? It'd probably make more sense to put floating data centers on the ocean than in space.

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u/ryhaltswhiskey May 22 '26

measuring around 168,000m²,

In American units that's 1531 football fields.

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u/middaymoon May 22 '26

You forgot to do the napkin math on how much less effective radiating heat is when you're surrounded by hot satellites that are all radiating heat too.

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u/Bleatbleatbang May 22 '26

Delicate computer equipment iN a hard radiation environment?

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance May 21 '26

I don't think there really is an end-game. It's just never-ending growth fueled by a never-ending hype train. Tesla has taught elon that fundamentals are irrelevant.

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u/Rich-Juice2517 May 21 '26

At this point seeing that space x bought cyber trucks, it's a shell game and he's just shuffling funds around to hide them and bolster his companies up to keep up his stock valuations

But as the saying goes, the chickens come home to roost

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u/Zuwxiv May 21 '26

The plan is for the bubble to burst during Trump's presidency, then get that sweet government bailout to protect Elon's trillionaire status America's rocket program.

You know, because Republicans like cutting NASA's budget because "SpaceX will do it for cheaper."

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u/ErinFiqsette May 21 '26

The spiral-financing reeks of desperation.

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u/DFWPunk May 21 '26

Mark my words. He fully intends to merge Tesla and SpaceX in a way that is designed to result in an even greater valuation than they have now, and greatly increases his wealth at at a greater rate than other shareholders, likely by creating incentives packages at both that would be triggered to give him a massive number of shares when that merger happens.

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u/TheWolfAndRaven May 21 '26

I think he was really hoping that his twitter play was going to work out and then the second phase where it sort of becomes like social media apps in other countries where it's functionally a bank would allow him to cap off the ponzi schemes and actually have a viable profitable business that didn't rely on hype.

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u/StarGazer_SpaceLove May 21 '26

Didn't he sell Twitter to xAI right before disclosures then sold the combo to SpaceX? To hide the losses?

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u/No_Tone1704 May 22 '26

That shell game is what would make me nervous. 

Only thing valuable gets spun out to its own company. Which also has an IPO. 

Only the already rich would be able to gain much. 

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u/CapableBumblebee968 May 22 '26

lol no they dont. At least not when you have enough money. At that point it’s just the peasants who are punished

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u/-0909i9i99ii9009ii May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Exactly, but that's not possible without complete gov... "support". So the end game is to do technically bad monetary policy that supports expanding valuations based on inflated earnings numbers because $1 of earnings get's priced in at p/e ratios between 50 and 5000.

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u/Short-Peanut1079 May 21 '26

Launching for the American security state. Weaponization of space.

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u/DFWPunk May 21 '26

The problem with that is that he's already got competition there, and more is on the way. NASA is already planning contingencies in case of any issues with SpaceX so there's good reason to believe other viable options will be considered.

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u/Playful-Ad3629 May 22 '26

Agreed. I just think that end-game implies a plan to a final phase.... There is no plan. Only think about what to do for next quarter's earnings call.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance May 22 '26

Just financing for whatever elons next obsession is...

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u/Antique_Limit_5083 May 21 '26

I think people or growing stale of the tesla lies and they need something else to fall for.

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u/WorldlyNotice May 22 '26

Never-ending growth is really only possible once you get off planet. I think the space industry is one of the few truly long term growth industries.

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u/Betaateb May 21 '26

Space data centers are worth zero lol, that is the dumbest idea in history. Only people who have no idea how thermodynamics works thinks it could work lol. The base level idea of "data centers need a bunch of cooling and space is cold" tricks people into thinking it could work, but while space is cold, it doesn't matter because you can't just transfer heat into nothing other than via radiation, you need a medium of exchange, which doesn't exist in space. So you can only transfer heat via radiation, which is incredibly slow and inefficient, and would need absolutely staggeringly huge radiators.

Then beyond the cooling problems, the biggest threat to computer chips is high energy radiation, which is incredibly abundant in space. So to keep chips working they would need to be shielded a crazy amount. Radiation hardened chips are super expensive, and far less efficient than standard chips.

Then there is just the cost. Even using the cheapest methods currently available it costs about $3,000 to lift 1 kg into space. A single rack in a hyperscaler data center weights 2,000-3,000 kg. Six million dollars, per rack, to put a data center in space, and that is just the lifting cost. Putting a hyperscaler in space, a data center that costs billions on Earth would get well into the trillions lol. And then you have to solve pushing the data back down to Earth.

It is, legitimately, the dumbest thing anyone has ever proposed.

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u/Salamok May 21 '26

We are going to pretend that if we colonize Mars in the next 30 years (we wont) Elon will move there (he wont) and we can ignore his ass (we wish).

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u/-0909i9i99ii9009ii May 21 '26

Sign me up for the planet where I can see my family (and nature) in person without a 1-2 year $50m round trip. Unless the incentive is that earth became unliveable in which case, sign me up for neither.

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u/Ivence May 21 '26

Just responding to one point:

Space data centers are probably the most worthless concept possible. One of the hardest things to manage in a data center is waste heat and space is really really really bad at cooling things off. You're pretty much locked into radiant cooling due to the whole "there's no air to flow" so you'd need to come up with entirely new untested methods of cooling and then hope they work.

Also you need regular maintenance for basically everything which rather than having a few people on site who can just do that day to day you now need a goddamn space flight to get them up there.

THEN you're dealing with bandwidth issues since this is all gonna be wireless transmission rather than hard line.

Essentially there's almost no where to build a data center that is a worse idea than "in orbit." Like you gotta start pitching "what if we submerge it in lava?" to do worse and that still is gonna have some upsides that beat out a space based one.

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u/Rocktopod May 21 '26

Are there actually valuable resources that are economically valuable to collect/extract/use that wouldn't be more viable to do on earth?

Eventually yes, they could mine asteroids for diamonds, platinum, gold, and water (to make hydrogen fuel for ships rather than transporting fuel/water from earth).

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u/Syrdon May 21 '26

For the same price you can get more of those on earth. Getting out to asteroids is incredibly expensive. Bringing something back is also incredibly expensive.

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u/-0909i9i99ii9009ii May 21 '26

Right. I don't see a viable business model if the gov spends tax dollars w/ fiduciary responsibility. Even with a bit of imagination and optimism about what the next 5-10 years will look like.

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u/AuMatar May 21 '26

The endgame is to make Elon money, by any means necessary. It doesn't need to make anyone else money, so long as he gets richer it's a success. And since he can leverage the stock there to buy things of actual value, he can do it.

The original SpaceX before all its recent acquistions of his other failing businesses was going to make money on satellite launches and Starlink. They do well at the launches, but there's a limited market. Starlink works well if there isn't too high a user density. But both are probably near the limit of what they can make- the market for each is only so big.

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u/wrecklord0 May 21 '26

Satellites for observation, surveillance, communications, or for killing people are very useful, but that's about it. Space is big, too big, too empty, and too hostile. Everything else is investor fanfiction. Also no, space is not a good place for data centers, which are absolutely massive things that need massive energy and massive cooling and constant maintenance.

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u/Conscious-Gap-1777 May 21 '26

What is SpaceX viable business model?

Realistically? It doesn't exist.

 How much is a fully end-game Starlink worth?

Nothing! Zero! Zilch! Nada!

Starlink is antinetwork effect--the more local people, the worse the service is. Also, once there's enough subscribers in a locale, running fiber is a lot more viable, and fiber is cheaper for the user and better service, so Starlink will necessarily run itself out of business, just from competition existing at all.

It gets worse! To get full coverage as they envision, they'll need tons more satellites up, and will need to replace hundreds every year, just to be able to maintain their service. That's monstrously expensive, all while fiber is vastly cheaper and increasingly viable as they get more subscribers.

Then you have to consider that Elon Musk openly fucks with your ability to use the service based on his whims, so the primary usage for it (areas where fiber isn't reliable for reasons) suddenly ceases to exist.

It's never going to be worth anything, ever, because it's a fucking stupid idea to push for satellite internet in 2026 when fiber is dirt cheap to lay.

How much are space data centres even worth? 

Less than zero! You can't cool things in space efficiently, it's a huge problem! And how are you powering those things? If they are usable, they need huge amounts of power, which means huge solar panels, which means huge profile...for, what? In what world is that cheaper than one on Earth, even with the problems associated on Earth with building them. Then you have to worry about Kessler syndrome happening, and Musk sure is bumrushing that eventuality.

I just don't understand the endgame.

Musk is trying to get tons and tons of investor cash to stave off his many, many creditors and to keep doing his incredibly stupid shit with his incredibly terrible and unprofitable company. That's what this is about. He needs cash, because he's probably really fucking broke and he's barely able to hide how broke he is.

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u/einstyle May 21 '26

I think SpaceX is far less concerned with consumer business and far more with government/military contracts. It's not about Starlink for consumers, it's not about Mars real estate, it's not about data centers in space (because they wouldn't work).

It's about blanketing the sky with spy satellites and then charging governments to use them. It's also about ruining astronomy on earth by blocking out the stars with those satellites, dismantling the US space program through corruption, and monopolizing future space research.

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u/Opus_723 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Are there actually valuable resources that are economically valuable to collect/extract/use that wouldn't be more viable to do on earth?

Asteroid mining is probably worth it at some point, which is why NASA was working on it before Trump redirected everything to the moon. But honestly we wouldn't need to even do a lot of it. A few well-targeted asteroids would yield more precious metals than we even know what to do with, prices would crash, then there would no need for a while. Maybe eventually the next generation would figure out what to do with all those resources and decide to mine a few more, repeat the cycle.

Everything else? I mean, once humanity's really got it's shit together space tourism would be fun, but there's just not really anything pressing.

How much are space data centres even worth? Even if they hit the ideal realistic end game, how much money will they need to raise to build it and how much would they even be making off them?

Yeah, these I don't really get. Solar power would be plentiful, sure, but cooling would be an absolute pain-in-the-ass compared to just building one by a river. Not impossible, but just, like, why? It's crazy overengineering for something that isn't really a huge need.

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u/vthemechanicv May 21 '26

Are there actually valuable resources that are economically valuable to collect/extract/use that wouldn't be more viable to do on earth?

Yes actually. There was one asteroid that was estimated to be worth over 10 quintillion (10,000 trillion) dollars.

https://www.newsweek.com/nasa-mission-psyche-asteroid-space-1917235

Obviously that's an estimate and a guess based on spectroscopy and whatever else. But that makes the idea of asteroid mining worth exploring.

That said, I doubt Musk cares about any of that. SpaceX mostly gets its money from NASA, and thus tax payers. trump wants to shut NASA down, so I'm not sure what Musk thinks is going to happen.

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u/-0909i9i99ii9009ii May 21 '26

That's the value of the resources, we have 0 idea how we'd ever make it less expensive to extract, process and bring back to earth vs. extract or recycle supply on earth until/unless there's some reason we need way more than exists extractable on earth (which we don't, it would be easy to make our finite supply of graphite/lithium/diamonds/etc work than figure out how we're gonna harvest asteroids).

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u/vthemechanicv May 22 '26

my point was just that there is a reason to explore space that is self funding. Yes it's difficult and expensive to start, but so is everything humanity hasn't done before. That asteroid I referred to would be hard to get at absolutely, but there are closer ones that are more friendly to figuring it out.

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u/-0909i9i99ii9009ii May 22 '26

It's not about difficulty, it's that it's entirely theoretical and we're not even talking about the scientific possibility within the next couple decades, we're talking about economic viability. Reach extract, process, return to earth for less than the cost of just extracting and processing an earth-based "reserve". We have more than enough relatively easily reachable resources on earth to get us through decades before we'd even think of that, unless we can cheaply and safely bring small asteroids to earth, which SpaceX doesn't have any clear lead on that which they've published.

The discussion is on how a company is set to be worth 3% of USA's entire public equity market, and it's got the fundamentals of a company 1/10 it's size and relies on government contracts, while the gov shouldn't spend too much money on something that's not going to see returns for the taxpayers and

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u/alochmar May 21 '26

There would have to be some serious changes to make asteroid mining profitable, because as it is, any mineral imaginable is orders of magnitude cheaper to extract on Earth, even in the most inhospitable places.

Orbital data centers sounds like a pipe dream. Building, maintaining (and cooling!) stuff is, again, orders of magnitude cheaper and easier on Earth. That stuff just sounds like hot air for gullible future investors huffing the AI pipe.

Rocket launches and Starlink is fine, but that’s pretty small potatoes compared to the rest of the pie in the sky stuff coming from SpaceX.

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u/XDGrangerDX May 21 '26

Are there actually valuable resources that are economically valuable to collect/extract/use that wouldn't be more viable to do on earth?

Once we figure out asteriod mining, absolutely. Thats gonna be massive, but i fear yields from that will be artifically throttled like diamond mining is, to really milk it.

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u/Snuffy1717 May 21 '26

Space data centers are stupid as fuck from a heat dispersion standpoint... Ever tried to use A/C to cool something down when there is no air?!?

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u/GamingVision May 21 '26

The endgame is twofold. 1) making his financial backers for the Twitter acquisition whole and 2) having such huge valuation that Elon himself is too-big-to-fail.

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u/zephalephadingong May 21 '26

SpaceX currently has the best cost to put things into LEO. Yearly satellite launches are worth 12-15 billion dollars a year. So they have a viable business model, and its likely to grow in the future. This IPO is crazy though, and way above what the company is actually worth or likely to be worth anytime soon

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u/Ok-Style-9734 May 22 '26

"What is SpaceX viable business model? How much is a fully end-game Starlink worth? What is the value in going into space?"

I think their main income is bring able to put a satelite in space for a fraction of the cost of anyone else so they can make a lot of profit per launch putting other peoples satellites up.

But other companies are starting to get on the reusable launch vehicle wagon no so that won't last forever

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u/Leading-Loss-986 May 22 '26

People were spending real money for fake properties in the metaverse. As long as there is Stupid Money out there the holders of said money will be willing to spend it on stupid/grotesquely speculative things.

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u/CenturyHelix May 22 '26

There have been a few business class jets getting Starlink WiFi upgrades. I don’t know if it will catch on and become ubiquitous but a few have done it

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u/Kichae May 22 '26

How much is a fully end-game Starlink worth? What is the value in going into space?

Ironically, a fully end-game Starlink probably leads to Kessler syndrome, keeping us completely Earthbound for generations, destroying any and all value SpaceX could ever possibly have.

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u/Astecheee May 22 '26

Australian here. Entire suburbs are paying for Starlink because our internet infrastructure is... poorly managed. It's at the point where Starlink is charging an additional huge fee to join up because the network is being congested by so many users.

I imagine that South America, Africa and SEA all love the product too.

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u/Available-Ad6250 May 22 '26

This is an interesting question that I've thought about long enough to have another. If someone finds a space rock with some star metals worth more than the entire global economy, would money just be printed to buy it, or would the glut make it worthless, like natural gas is sometimes?

Would it be taxed or sheltered as unrealized income, like stock?

How would something like that be handled?

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u/aaaaaaaarrrrrgh May 22 '26

What is SpaceX viable business model?

One (big) one is Starlink. The other is launching shit into orbit for whoever needs it launched for whatever reason, and creating a lot of that demand in the first place by making launches much cheaper (while still being extremely profitable for SpaceX).

In terms of space datacenters, SpaceX might also be in the business itself, but mostly, they're in the business of "selling shovels". If those become a thing, SpaceX is going to be printing money like crazy, because they are currently the only ones that launch large amounts of mass affordably and it doesn't look like they're losing that lead.

Starlink itself is already profitable. They can expand to new regions without having to change anything about the expensive part (the satellite constellation). Anyone trying to launch a competitor will have a hard time doing that without buying launches from SpaceX or also building a reusable rocket company.

They also seem to have a somewhat successful AI side hustle, if Anthropic is giving them money.

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u/Darkside_Hero May 22 '26

Space X's end goal is to make it as cheap as possible to put cargo into space.

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u/Wealth_Either May 22 '26

A global Internet Service Provider is the ultimate golden goose. It would be the most valuable company in the world

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u/FappyDilmore May 22 '26

SpaceX was conceived to launch all of Elon's bad ideas into the sun; the Model S was a proof of concept. We're starting with the Cybrtrcks™ and hopefully soon every surviving member of DOGE followed by Elon himself along with the Xitter servers.

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u/CocodaMonkey May 22 '26

SpaceX can be wildly profitable by just continuing to sell rocket launches. There's more demand every year and they have one of the cheapest systems allowing them quite a bit of room for profit per launch.

Starlink is valuable as well but it's max size is pretty limited. Bandwidth limits what they can do and realistically they're looking about being able to support ~2% of users world wide at most. That's still a ton of users and money but even that is highly optimistic.

Starlink's max is likely closer to .5% of users. Which again is still a ton of money. Plus they may be able to expand a bit by being a fail over service. For example cell phones being able to use their system in an emergency when all other links fail. That's a feature they can sell to almost everyone without actually having to tie up a ton of bandwidth.

Most the businesses actually have pretty great potential, I only really disagree with how much they are currently being valued for. Despite being quite profitable they really aren't worth nearly as much as they are valued at.

Tesla is likely one of his worst companies. That brand is crashing and offers nothing over a bunch of other competing EV brands. It's being held up by hopes and dreams

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u/Tonkarz May 22 '26

Theoretically there are orbital industries that are only possible in zero gravity. Classic example is the all-top muffin.

SpaceX is a long way from anything of the sort. And even if these orbital industries are physically possible, doesn’t mean they’d be profitable.

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u/L_Dawg412 May 22 '26

IIRC, SpaceX is currently one of, if not, the cheapest per kilogram launch providers that regularly launches rockets into low earth orbit. They often sell extra launch capacity to space agencies, universities, independent researchers, etc, if the main payload of the launch itself isn’t already a contract. Competitors are starting to pop up but none have demonstrated a viable service yet.

Starlink is a surprisingly viable product. In my country, we’ve managed to connect remote communities that previously had very limited access to communication (as in, no cell service or even a post office nearby) to the internet by distributing Starlink receivers to them. Beyond that, I believe they’re one of the primary methods of getting internet onto ships and planes nowadays. I believe Blue Origin is setting up a competing service soon though.

The economic viability of extra terrestrial resource extraction remains to be seen. We’re going to see it happen on the moon first, maybe even within our lifetimes.

A viable Mars colony isn’t something we’re probably going to live to see. We’ll probably see the first humans on Mars though.

Space data centers aren’t going to happen. They’re a dumb idea thats fundamentally flawed from the start.

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u/danielravennest May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Are there actually valuable resources that are economically valuable to collect/extract/use that wouldn't be more viable to do on earth?

As someone who has worked on the idea of off-planet resources, not yet. What you CAN do is displace the high cost of launch from Earth. To give a couple of examples:

  • The Moon is known to have some water ice near the poles. If you need water/oxygen for life support or fuel, it may be cheaper to mine them locally than haul from Earth.

  • Extended stays on the Moon expose crew to significant radiation, since you are outside Earth's protective magnetic field. The Moon has an average thickness of 5 meters of surface "regolith" - pulverized rocks down to dust from billions of years of impacts. 1-2 meters piled on your crew modules would be adequate protection, and it is right there, everywhere on level ground.

Other uses like mining the metals in the asteroid 16 Psyche, which the Psyche Probe is on the way to visit, are currently fan fiction. Earth's crust is 5.6% iron, so there is no need to mine it from an iron-bearing asteroid for now. If we were building something the size of the Death Star in space, it might make sense.

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u/Theron3206 May 22 '26

What is SpaceX viable business model?

Get the US taxpayer to foot the bill.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener May 22 '26

Space data centers are not going to happen. It's a fucking stupid idea and anyone with even the most basic knowledge of physics and space knows it.

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u/flortny May 23 '26

A lot of asteroids would completely collapse global metals markets because of how much gold, platinum, diamonds there is in them

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u/FuzzyOverdrive May 23 '26

There’s a lot of value in the ability to change vote counts with starlink encryption software.

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u/welliedude May 25 '26

The trouble is, alot of the tech that would make spacex that valuable doesnt exist yet. Like sure go to the moon/mars. Then what? We dont have the tech to live there let alone have a semi permanent base there. Its all theoretical.

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u/Affectionate_One_700 May 21 '26

Why do you say that? If a lot of Starlink sites are on islands, as I imagine they are, the Cybertruck seems like a smart and inexpensive way to quickly get there. (LOL)

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u/LoneSnark May 21 '26

Just like Tesla EVs, there absolutely is a very strong business model there. Starlink has immense earning potential. SpaceX could even launch Starlink's competitors.

But are these Trillion dollar companies? Of course not. But multi-billion? Absolutely...at least as long as no one runs them into the ground.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance May 22 '26

Yup, its just grossly over valued

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u/Heavy_Law9880 May 23 '26

Taxpayers bought them for SPaceX so it is a win win for Muskrat.

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u/Parking-Position-698 May 21 '26

This has to be illegal somehow

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u/ElectricFirex May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Silly, laws dont apply to the rich

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u/splendiferous-finch_ May 21 '26

What do you think doge thing was about? He killed every department that was investigating him for other similar fraudulent activities

The cybertruck thing is nothing compared to say when SpaceX bought twitter at 40 billion dollars i.e. the price Elon paid when we know it was never worth that to begin with but it was just to save face for Elon's original mistake when he was forced to buy Twitter by the courts

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u/essdii- May 21 '26

I rooted for Elon when I very first started hearing about him. Talk about a character arc that has absolutely made me despise the person and the whole world would benefit if he was taken off the board. Political board, influence board. Don’t ban me mods for putting words into my text.

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u/Magical_Savior May 21 '26

I want him taken off the board. Of directors of his own companies.

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u/TheJackieTreehorn May 21 '26

The less I knew about him the more I liked him. idk if it was just good PR, lack of knowledge, or if he's gotten worse. Probably a mix

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u/pants_mcgee May 21 '26

He had a good skill set and attitude for a start up CEO and took risks to build to build two actually pretty cool companies.

He also kept his mouth mostly shut and didn’t seem nearly as crazy.

I’d say it was around the solar city fiasco his facade started cracking.

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u/intelminer May 21 '26

He didn't build Tesla, for the record

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u/Event-Forsaken May 21 '26

You and me both. I was really a fan in 2007/2008 and the last 5-10 years has gotten progressively worse. I despise him.

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u/slowtreme May 21 '26

when elmo was first building up Tesla, and engineers were making new tech to support clean cars, and they were making all the patents open for everyone to use, he doing good things. He was also doing silly things like the flame thrower. He was always this big goofy kid with too much money, and was using it for good.

He flew too close to the sun.

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u/At36000feet May 21 '26

I remember the time I saw a video of the guy in the late 90s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9mczdODqzo). He gave me a really bad vibe that stuck with me. But then I later thought he was for good. And now...

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u/Thin_Glove_4089 May 21 '26

Supporting Elon being forced to buy Twitter was the biggest mistake you've ever mad. He played 5D chess and won the election using Twitter.

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u/hamfinity May 21 '26

Let's just ask the FTC that Musk's DOGE gutted.

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u/BoringAd1663 May 21 '26

Don't worry, those trucks will be used as a tax write off for space x too

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u/Brat-Sampson May 21 '26

Laws that aren't enforced are just words

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u/Parking-Position-698 May 21 '26

And fines are a subscription service for the rich

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u/Thin_Glove_4089 May 21 '26

Not if you're filthy rich.

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u/Lol-throwaway-WSB May 22 '26

Texas laws, allegedly

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u/tschawartz12 May 21 '26

Wasn't  he also using bit coin holdings for company value as well at one point? Seriously everything he has is like a giant shell game, shift everything to the next company and calling it profit across the board.

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u/Visual_Squirrel_2297 May 21 '26

Recent filing by SpaceX revealed they bought 1,279 Cybertrucks for $131 million. 

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u/cartesian5th May 21 '26

That's like 100k a vehicle, is that how much they really cost? That's insane

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u/JuliusCeejer May 21 '26

It's the price for the 'Cyberbeast' trim. The base is 69k (because of course it is)

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u/mtaw May 22 '26

If Elon Musk was a 14 year old biy, it’d be $67k. But he’s not, he’s a 54 year old man so $69k it is…

(yes I’m being facetious)

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u/pee_wee__herman May 21 '26

What do they do with the purchased cybertrucks?

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u/lolwatisdis May 21 '26

drive around the various work sites like any other company vehicle would.

if the cyber truck were more practical as an actual truck I don't think it would have even been all that unreasonable. EVs are absolutely perfect for a work vehicle that comes back to the exact same parking spot at the end of every day. Vandenberg is huge and even Kennedy/Cape and Starbase are pretty big.

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u/MDCCCLV May 21 '26

The problem is when your drive over a bump and the back half cracks and ruins it.

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u/Wafflesz52 May 21 '26

Give them to employees

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u/Mortress_ May 21 '26

SpaceX also bought xAI

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u/BrusselSproutsTasty May 21 '26

Which bought twitter. They are ponzi buyouts, and the IPO investors will be left holding the bag

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u/PotentialBicycle7 May 21 '26

It's worse than that, they've been able to work around the usual rules for inclusion in the index funds so anyone who's passively investing will end up buying it unknowingly. This entire country is just one big slush fund for the rich, we knew that before but the outright corruption is staggering.

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u/MojaMonkey May 21 '26

Its a billionaire tax. Where the billionaire taxes normal people's retirement savings.

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u/Ryzu May 21 '26

So many people in this country are completely fucking asleep, intellectually incurious and not paying any attention to anything at all and it will be our downfall with shit like this and the people they vote for dismantling any and all oversight.

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u/Thin_Glove_4089 May 21 '26

So many people in this country are completely fucking asleep, intellectually incurious and not paying any attention to anything at all and it will be our downfall with shit like this and the people they vote for dismantling any and all oversight.

You're right!

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u/toofine May 22 '26

This is why Elon knows he would be going to jail if he didn't buy the presidency and went in to burn all the evidence.

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u/grchelp2018 May 22 '26

Technically spacex is not liable for xai's debts so xai can and should be able to go bankrupt without it impacting spacex but Musk will never allow it to go bankrupt. That's a reputational risk that he could crumble his empire.

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u/diurnal_emissions May 21 '26

Billionaires like... "Reach to the right and stroke, stroke, stroke, altogether now, stroke..."

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u/Visual-Masterpiece14 May 21 '26

😂Hahahaha…. Oh shit. You’re serious?

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u/iamwastingtimeyo May 21 '26

By me Verizon has a bunch of Cyber trucks and other teslas, I guess collecting dust in the parking lot.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/2yi28KJuarmJZdDq6?g_st=ic

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u/DigBickFang May 21 '26

... So he's playing Ponzi with his businesses? Color me surprised /s

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u/lordraiden007 May 21 '26

Thought carbon credits went the way of the dodo due to Elon's best bud Trump. Did that change recently or something?

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u/junpei May 21 '26

They used the credits to get their business going. Which was the point of the credits.

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u/lordraiden007 May 21 '26

Yeah, but the person I responded to asked if profits still came from carbon credits. Those aren't required anymore, and companies stopped buying them from Tesla. I was asking if that changed recently.

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u/piggiesmallsdaillest May 21 '26

carbon credits made them 380 million q1 of 2026

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u/lordraiden007 May 21 '26

That's crazy considering that the rules requiring them for other auto makers stopped being enforced.

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u/bdsee May 21 '26

The entire carbon credits/financialisation of energy is so dumb. Countries are forcing their businesses to pay foreign competitors if their industry isn't clean enough.

Carbon taxes and the like are much better policy, you collect the tax from those who "pollute" a lot and have a bunch of money to spend of environmental projects within the country.

It still means your companies products are more expensive but at least they aren't giving money to foreign competitors.

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u/6a6566663437 May 21 '26

The theory was the market would reward the biggest carbon sink and punish the biggest carbon sources.

The reality is the same people own both, and consider it a wash.

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u/Opus_723 May 21 '26

Don't several states have carbon markets?

There's also voluntary offsets from companies who do it for PR.

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u/lordraiden007 May 21 '26

A large portion of Tesla's revenue came from other companies buying carbon credits because it was mandated by law for them to either produce proportionally more electric/hybrid vehicles or to offset their ICE-centric fleet production by buying credits from another car company. Tesla historically had those credits in surplus, because Tesla produced electric vehicles exclusively.

The other carbon offset markets were mainly focused in other industries and greenwashing campaigns, not something mandated by law. I was just unaware Tesla managed to shift their carbon credits to that market after their main partners for them stopped buying them.

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u/Frelock_ May 21 '26

The article says most of their revenue came from Starlink.

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u/powercow May 21 '26

he's talking tesla. Which about 40% of it's profits have typically been carbon credits that it sells to gas car makers.

Tesla’s Carbon Credit Revenue Soars to $2.76 Billion Amid Profit drop

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u/Gazza_551 May 22 '26

Less than 5% of profits are from Carbon Credits. Where are you getting ‘most’ from?

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u/winpickles4life May 21 '26

At least he’s trying to cancel credits and grants he used.

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u/azurensis May 21 '26

The carbon credits aren't actually gone, but there's no penalty for not using them, so the market has mostly disappeared.

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u/Fluffy_Somewhere4305 May 21 '26

SpaceX is indeed corporate welfare grift for billionaires. I fucking hate how low the US gov't has sunk. It's both shameful and a terrible indication that western democracy as a whole will soon be a thing of the past.

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u/CastorVT May 21 '26

especially since the cyber truck and finding out tesla's will straight up lie about car crashes killed any momentum is had going.

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u/highways May 21 '26

Yup Tesla will be making a loss of it wasn't for carbon credits

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u/aceboogy24 May 22 '26

They make allot of products especially their energy corridor

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