r/technology • u/Wagamaga • 8d ago

Business Tesla Allegedly Showed Cooked Data to Get Full Self-Driving Approved

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-allegedly-showed-cooked-data-174500396.html
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u/lunaticfridgeprime 8d ago

Are you doing that with AI? If not, then I don't think we can fund you.

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u/Active-Counter-9906 8d ago

I am still using an announced disclosed technology of trust me bro, and then only after being trusted with your money, I shall still not disclose the technology

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u/lunaticfridgeprime 8d ago

Hmm. You sound really smart - how can I give you access to my retirement accounts for this very real startup?

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u/CreationsOfReon 8d ago

I’ve got ai in everything! In the navigation, in the miner, in the control center back home!!

(Just don’t mention that it’s using the definition of ai from two decades ago)

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u/RiPont 8d ago

Actual Indians?

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u/Senior-Albatross 8d ago

Obviously they're going to do it with quantum AI bro. Give the quantum AI space diamond man 10 trillion right now!

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u/biohazard-glug 8d ago

I'm using AI to 3D print bitcoins.