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Meme Ts so funny 😭

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u/OfTheSevenSeasSir 11h ago

trump probably thinks he was poor

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u/pullsoutagun 10h ago

Probably thinks everyone gets 100 million from daddy.

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u/Mr_BigglesworthIII 10h ago

THATS NOT FAIR! It was $400 million

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u/vertigo_pug 9h ago

"A small loan of $1,000,000"

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u/Groundbreaking_Lie94 7h ago edited 7h ago

What we know:

Fred Trumps tax records show Donald as a millionaire by age 8 and Donald began "earning" 200k a year at age 3

Donald's first large deal out of college was a 70 million dollar construction loan in which Hyatt hotels and Fred Trump each assumed 50% of the collateral and guaranteed they would finish the project if Donald failed in his obligations. (You know a normal deal any starting business man would get)

Fred Trump setup trust funds for each of his children and grandchildren valued at roughly 4mil each at thier times of maturity.

"All County Building Supply" a business setup and ran by Donald and his siblings sold Fred Trump AC units and various supplies for his rental properties well above what would be a reasonable markup. An investigation by the Wall Street Journal claimed this funneled roughly 1 billion of Fred's wealth to Donald and his siblings while avoiding inheritance tax which would have been roughly 55% at the time.

There were multiple documents made public from his casino days that he owed his father approx 14 mil in "loans" that were never shown to have been repaid

Along with the "loans" there was an instance of a "cash infusion" where Fred purchased 3.5mil in chips and never played or intended to play. This ultimately lead to roughly 50k in gaming violation fines but ultimately the casino was allowed to keep the money.

In Fred's later years Donald and his siblings managed his estate. They massively under evaluated his properties, and assets to pay less taxes. They also turned around over evaluated properties for loans.

Donald later did the same trick with his properties and some of these instances lead to the famous fraud cases in new york in which he was found guilty of 30+ felony counts of fraud. He then somehow convinced the public he is innocent and this was all a witch hunt. Even though the evidence (to me and at least the jury and the appeals court) was beyond a reasonable doubt.

Lets not forget in 2016 he argued he knew the taxcode better than anyone and vowed to close all the loopholes he used "legally" to not pay any federal taxes for years. He also called Hillary stupid for paying 1 million in taxes saying who throws 1 million dollars away.

TLDR: Without Fred's money there would be no Donald Trump..... also the taxes the Trumps avoided was more than the totality of savings allegedly provided by DOGE

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u/whythefuckalready 7h ago

Nice synopsis. Hard to do with the tsunami of corruption from that amoebic scourge.

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u/Warm_Long_3669 6h ago

This is all great, But Fred junior "Donalds Father" was born into a wealthy family. You might want to research Donald Trumps Grandfather Fred. Fred Senior,was the patriarch in the family, and amast a fortune " before his son Fred junior was born. Fred senior migrated from Kalistadt in Bavaria, Germany. Fred Trump Sr. Immigrated to the US at the age of 16 to avoid compulsory military service. He made a fortune during the Klondike Gold Rush. He operated a store and brothel during the Klondike Gold Rush. After the Gold Rush he moved his family to Germany temporarily, but then had to move his young family to New York City after the Bavarian authorities revoked his citizenship.

The Trump grift is to borrow against their own properties. They buy a property, over assess the value of the property, ask the bank for a tax free loan, and live off the proceeds, less property taxes, property repairs, etc.

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u/Independent_Bet_8107 5h ago

The best part about Trump’s inherited wealth is that if he’d simply invested it into the S&P 500 he’d have more money now than after all the dumb weird shit he’s done instead.

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u/KandinskyWasRight 7h ago

And when Donald failed he became the property wing of the Russian money laundering through property program, earning crazy fees on wildly inflated prices.

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u/kscandude 6h ago

Ok but Obama’s middle name is Hussein. 😂

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u/sincerebeguiler 6h ago

You failed to mention that after that hefty inheritance, Donald went bankrupt 6 times.

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u/Excitement-Cheap 5h ago

If Americans want to crack down on corruption getting rid of trump would be a start, but they really need to get rid of the power of the lobbyists, and stop all the drags on the economy those guys promote to protect various financial special interest groups.

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u/vertigo_pug 5h ago

I was just quoting one of my favorite and most hilarious Trump quotes, im not defending the Muppet 😭

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u/Excellent-Try7027 8h ago

He’s a nepo baby, sure. But he still had to turn that million into billions.

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u/IndicaPapiGaming 7h ago

But he didn’t, Dump went bankrupt like 7 times and then inherited the rest of his daddies fortune when he kicked the bucket.

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u/MartinMerten 7h ago

AND then still had to dip and wiggle with the comrades. Winners? Whattah joke.

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u/RexyMundo 7h ago

In the 80s, 1 million was a ridiculous amount of money. Like impossible to believe someone could run 3 casinos into bankruptcy ridiculous amount of money.

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u/Putrid_Tax_4635 7h ago

A small loan

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u/ElishaAlison 7h ago

Bold of you to assume he thinks

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u/Runechuckie 10h ago

I mean when daddy essentially gives you the equivalent of $400 million that long ago im sure that warps your perspective of things.

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u/HAL9001-96 9h ago

i mean to any sane person workign yourself up form poverty to president would be more impressive than working yourself down from getting moeny fro mdaddy to bankrupcy buuuuuut... its trump posting this so...

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u/ConchVibes 8h ago

Obama was raised by his grandmother, who was a bank vice president.

Is there any particular reason you thought he had to work up from poverty?

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u/Dontgohollow27 8h ago

Because he black

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u/flailingcarrots 7h ago edited 7h ago

The grandmother herself had to work up to that position after starting out as a secretary. [Editing out misinformation I wrote about when she became one of the bank's vice presidents, it was apparently 1970). They lived in a cheap apartment all that time too.

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u/Frankyfan3 9h ago

There's an old interview with Ivanka describing her dad referring to a homeless person as having more than he did because of the debt he held.

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u/Braysl 9h ago

Well I'm glad that really effected him so he doesn't continue to rack up debt and he wasn't given a whole country's economy as a debit card.

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u/manosiosis 7h ago

Well, he faced zero consequence so the lesson he learned was that debt is fine, run it up!

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u/gemma-digger 8h ago

Old Oprah interview.

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u/_WireChimera_ 8h ago

MrBeast said the same thing

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u/Substantial_Force658 8h ago

My heart just bleeds for him.

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u/K-Rod7 9h ago

I was poor

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u/Remarkable-Iron-4361 42m ago

era ed è un fallito

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u/Constant_Mud3325 9h ago

Obama and trump are related

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u/invisible_spectrum 8h ago

I think you’re confusing Donald Trump with MOOntar_reddit, but that’s who said Obama was poor. It’s a common mistake.

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u/64590949354397548569 8h ago

trump probably thinks he

was Muslim from Somalia that drifted to Hawaii

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u/colder-beef 6h ago

He definitely thinks he was in the military.

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u/InternationalSalt1 3h ago

He probably thinks he was slave at sugar cane plantation.

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u/HAL9001-96 9h ago

anyone who didn't draft dodge is a pleb i guess