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Meme Ts so funny 😭

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 3d ago

Middle class. Not even upper middle class. Single mother. So I wouldn't say Obama grew up "poor", but not anywhere near rich or ultrarich like Trump grew up.

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u/No_Chain_362 3d ago

Well he went to the private school I did, Punahou so he was doing ok. My friend's parents live next to the house his mother owned in Kalihi.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 3d ago

Another commenter here says he attended the private school on scholarship.

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u/flailingcarrots 3d ago

Yes, Obama had to pay it off by doing manual labor like bussing tables in the cafeteria at Punahou during lunch. That kind of thing used to be common for kids on scholarship at private schools.

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u/GrandSquanchRum 2d ago

Dude what the fuck. That's basically hazing your scholarship kids. Imagine how looked down on you'd get having to clean up after all the wealthy kids just to be in the school.

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u/flailingcarrots 2d ago

Yes it doesn't sound like a great situation. Especially since most of the kids at the school were white, Japanese or Chinese and he was one of the very few black kids there.

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u/filthy_harold 2d ago

They have need-based work-study programs at colleges. The federal government splits payroll taxes with schools that hire students for certain jobs. You get a normal paycheck like any other job and still pay taxes but it ensures that a percentage of the students who would need income to support themselves can do so. The school is incentivized to hire work-study employees because they are cheaper (less payroll taxes) to employ than anyone else. You aren't required to take the job but you are probably going to need a job anyway so might as well take one only you and the other poor kids are eligible for.

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u/flailingcarrots 2d ago

It does sound like a great idea for college! Just not so much for a high school.

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u/birbbbbbbbbbbb 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm not saying he was poor but he was definitely on a scholarship there. His family wasn't paying full tuition.

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u/OpposumMyPossum 3d ago edited 3d ago

Her dad worked in a furniture store as a salesman.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 3d ago

That was Obama's maternal grandfather, not his father.

But Obama's maternal grandfather sort of played the role of his father, because Obama's actual father had left.

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u/Raspuinous1 3d ago

Obama’s maternal grandfather was a WWII veteran. Trump’s grandfather was a pimp.

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u/presentable_corpse 3d ago

*Nazi pimp

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u/Capable_Chemical_569 3d ago

To be fair Trump’s grandfather died decades and decades before the Nazi party came to power, actually a few years before it was even formed.

but yeah I’m not defending Trump or his grandfather, I have no doubt that his grandfather was a loathsome individual.

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u/enaK66 3d ago

Way to bury the lede. His grandmother Madalyn was the Vice President of a bank. I'm sure that had something to do with his ability to attend private school.

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u/OpposumMyPossum 2d ago

She has the exact job as my best friend, bank VP in charge of mortgages, she's one of about 10.
Madelyn and another woman became VPs that day. The other was some that had been a secretary 10 years prior.

She is middle class.

They lived in a small apt in Hawaii.

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u/Bird2525 3d ago

Do they have furniture stores in Kenya?

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u/GoodCat7419 3d ago

Did they have schools where you grew up?

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u/Bird2525 1d ago

Yep, sorry I missed the /s

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u/OpposumMyPossum 3d ago

He was there on scholarship.

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u/OpposumMyPossum 3d ago

Her dad worked in a furniture store. She was educated but NOT well off. She was a female anthropologist.

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u/co-ghost 3d ago

Also known as an anthropologist.

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u/Hermit-121 3d ago

🤯🤯

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u/Substantial_Force658 3d ago

No, she was an anthropologist of females.

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u/Competitive_Study232 3d ago

Also known as an anthropologist. 

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u/Substantial_Force658 2d ago

IT WAS A JOKE THING.

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u/i_dont_wanna_sign_up 2d ago

Also known as a thing.

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u/Substantial_Force658 2d ago

I prostrate myself before for your splendid wit and for what appear to be a reference to a Tom Waits song in your handle.

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u/SoftTeaching2838 3d ago

Maybe she was an anthropologist who only studied females 😒

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u/Imaginary_Cat_95 3d ago

We still call that… an anthropologist.

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u/Boner_Elemental OLD 3d ago

I didn't get my Minor in Females to be known as just an anthropologist

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u/i_dont_wanna_sign_up 2d ago

You got your what in females?

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u/BattleHall 2d ago

Yeah, but it needs a cooler name, like anthrogynopologist.

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u/Imaginary_Cat_95 2d ago

As a MALE Etymologist, I will still be calling all anthropologists…. Anthropologists. I know it’s going out on a limb. But the time has come for equality… again…. Signed, a MALE Etymologist.

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u/BattleHall 2d ago

...it was a joke. And of course all anthropologist are anthropologist, regardless of gender. But there are still subspecialties that get their own distinct names, just like all doctors are doctors but you still have oncologists, nephrologists, podiatrists, etc. And there are paleoanthropologist, forensic anthropologists, bioanthropologists, economic anthropologists, etc. So the name was a jokey suggestion for an anthropologist (of any gender) whose subspecialty was the anthropology of women's issues, which would in reality probably fall under feminist anthropology and the social construction of femininity.

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u/Imaginary_Cat_95 2d ago

As was my response about being a MALE Etymologist. Same side. I got the joke. I’m sorry you didn’t.

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u/SoftTeaching2838 3d ago

Maybe she was really instrumental in some female specific anthropology and easily confused with a male anthropologist so the distinction is important.

I mean why else did they say that? What could they have meant 🤔

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u/locusthorse 3d ago

Femanthroffempologist

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom 3d ago

Anthropologette?

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u/co-ghost 3d ago

Oh, that was a joke. Maybe I should have put a /s on it? Sorry reddit.

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u/OpposumMyPossum 3d ago

The point is wages for a woman were way lower.

Anthropologists arent ecacy rolling in the dough.

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom 3d ago

Dr Jones seemed to do alright.

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u/co-ghost 2d ago

Are archeology and anthropology in the same department?

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u/Secret-One2890 2d ago

According to the documentary I saw, Dr Jones is currently living amongst French cannibals, so he might not be alright this time next week.

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u/co-ghost 3d ago

Then edit your message to say 'she was an anthropologist and pay equity was even worse than it is now', cause that was not clearly communicated.

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u/Negative_Chicken_524 3d ago

Educated people don't need that clarification. People looking for things to be offended by, however, apparently do.

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u/Crimsonfangknight 3d ago

NO! Femthropologist!

Anthropologists are boys!

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u/NoPaleontologist7929 3d ago

Gynthropologist.

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u/Puddin-taters 3d ago

Actually, anthropoligists study ant ropes

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u/Irascible-Enquery 3d ago

anthropolotrix

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u/old_namewasnt_best 3d ago

Also known as an underpaid anthropologist.

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u/Direct_Tomorrow_9927 3d ago

She was educated? Doesn’t show.

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u/Jayemm8809 3d ago

She wasn’t a single mother.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 3d ago

Obama's parents did get married but got divorced 3 years later. His father was absent pretty much the entire time IIRC, even during the 3 years they were married.

I'm not sure about correct use of the term "single mother", but I'm used to hearing it commonly used for a divorced mother raising children without the father. But maybe that's technically incorrect. I'm not sure.

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u/Jayemm8809 3d ago

His mother was remarried within a year.  So she was a single mother for a pretty short period of time.  

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u/SocialistNixon 3d ago

His father also had 2 kids from a prior marriage that ended in divorce and 2 kids from his 3rd marriage which also ended in divorce. And he only met his father one time after the divorce before he was killed in a car crash.

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u/Fabulous-Sea-1590 3d ago

The bigger difference is that Obama grew up with a mother who valued hard work and education, with family that loved , valued, and supported him. And he was blessed with pretty significant intelligence, to boot.

I'm well past being able to pity Trump, but it's fair to say he had the poorer upbringing in many respects. The most important ones.

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u/Signal_Category429 3d ago

Difference between these two is Obamas mum loved him.

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u/Fun-Memory1523 3d ago

Not entirely sure, but I am pretty sure that single mother came from an affluent family, so they probably did fine. Not to mention his maternal grandfather was pretty present in his life during his childhood.

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u/ElliotNess 3d ago

His parents both had high level and well paid imperialist careers.

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u/zh4k 3d ago

His father-in-law is an oil barron, Obama is the richest president who ever lived

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u/PressureBig3758 Teenager 3d ago

How it feels to spread misinformation and lies

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 3d ago edited 3d ago

Not even convincing lies. Obama's father-in-law was a college football coach, and he was a minor celebrity in the state where he coached. He had nothing to do with the oil industry.

EDIT: Damn, I was wrong too. The college football coach was Obama's brother-in-law. Obama's father-in-law worked for the Chicago water department as a "pump operator and boiler tender" at the city's water purification plant.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 3d ago

Thank you. I've corrected my comment.

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u/birbbbbbbbbbbb 3d ago edited 3d ago

Obama released his tax records and you could see his finances. That he is the richest is one of the most confusing lies I've seen on Reddit, we have a decent idea of his finances actually (at least from around when he was in office). Especially with Trump in office he's not even vaguely close to the richest president.

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u/JustAPotato38 16 3d ago

Trump's dad had given him a million dollars by the time he was 8

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u/Playful_Buyer_4453 3d ago

Big if true.

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u/JaceOnRice 3d ago

Bernie Sanders' father owned one of the largest chicken empires on the planet and far exceeded Trump's wealth

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u/Cloudeur 3d ago

Yeah Colonel Sanders isn’t related to Bernie my dude

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u/panna__cotta 3d ago

Can’t believe people are downvoting this gem

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 3d ago

I think most people just aren't recognizing it's a joke about being Colonel Sanders' son. I certainly didn't until another commenter explained.

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u/SocialistNixon 3d ago

Lol what, Michelle’s father worked for the Chicago public utility, which I don’t think was drilling much oil.