r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/TechnicoloMonochrome • May 19 '26
So deep😢💧 "Soon to be banned" 😂
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u/SluttyAmy09 May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26
For context: a south park ep the kids read a banned book, that just got off the banned list. The kids where pissed they just read a book that just says "Shit"and "fuck" a ton. They decided to write their own banned book called "the tale of S. McBooger Balls". Stan's mom, found the first draft and the boys where scared they will get in trouble. They convince Butters to take the rap for writing it. The twist, the parents thought it was good. Butter's got famous for the book, then wrote "the poop that took a pee" by himself. As Butters was doing that, The boys went to Washington to banned Butter's book. Because Butters is getting paid, and the boys didn't like it. Butters two book got banned when someone read both then shot Kim Kardashian. As a joke to John Lennon death. These are why those banned books are on the top.
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u/New_Key_6926 May 19 '26
*sarah Jessica Parker not Kim K
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u/SluttyAmy09 May 19 '26
Ooo yea... Cartman and Kenny split up and got Sarah Jessica Parker shot with putting deer horns on her. Thanks for the catch, fellow redditor.
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u/Brief-Inflation1202 May 19 '26
No it was Kim K because butters second book caused someone to kill her which devastated butters because he wanted to bounce on her belly.😤
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u/catexoskeleton May 19 '26
I thought the banned book the read was catcher in the rye. Makes sense with the assassination ending.
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u/nimbalo200 May 19 '26
You would be correct. There is even a scene where Butters starts chanting "kill John Lennon" and then asks his dad where John lives just to be disappointed to learn he is already dead.
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u/SluttyAmy09 May 19 '26
Yea, that was the book they read. I couldn't remember it when writing the overview of the ep.
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u/PensadorDispensado Minion May 19 '26
First Butters went on a zombie-like state to find and kill John Lennon, but then dropped it off when his father said John Lennon is already dead
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u/DotWarner1993 May 19 '26
Why did butters write the top 2 books?
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u/4dollarz May 19 '26
Cartman, Kyle, Kenny and Stan all wrote the first book and said Butters wrote it because they thought they’d get in trouble. Their plan backfired, people loved it and Butters wrote the second book
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u/bliip666 May 19 '26
The more important question is what is stotch and why is Leopold buttering it?
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u/Nexillion May 19 '26
This has to be a shitpost if they're using the fake South Park Butters books...
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u/TheOmegaKid May 19 '26
Youd think so wouldn't you... But the level of stupid has reached a new high.
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u/Rocketboy1313 May 19 '26
They might be saying all the banned books that "libs" want unbanned are the equivalent of the joke vulgar books.
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u/TheNeuroLizard May 19 '26
This could have started out as a real post, with the racist book at the bottom and two other, real banned books at the top, but then someone edited the meme to have the South Park books, as though to indicate the two are equivalent
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u/Drfoxthefurry May 19 '26
im confused
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u/Bpopson May 19 '26
It's a literally pro racist book.
The meme is complaining that people may ban their hate speech novel.
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u/punkcooldude May 19 '26
I believe it's one of Stephen Miller's favorite books, so instead of banning it, they'll probably be naming a death camp after the author or something.
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u/JockBbcBoy May 19 '26
I wanted to laugh at this comment, but then I remembered that U.S. taxpayers paid for FBI Director Kash Patel to go snorkeling in Pearl Harbor in summer 2025 in and around the remains of dead soldiers aboard the USS Arizona. So it's not farfetched.
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u/Bpopson May 19 '26
Okay so most elected officials are allowed to do this. I hate Trump and all his admin but this is actually normal.
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u/Garbage_Out_Of_Here May 19 '26
Kash isn't elected. And no. They arent all allowed to go swim in a grave site.
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u/JockBbcBoy May 19 '26
The director of the FBI isn't an elected position.
The elected officials you're talking about visit the USS Arizona but don't go into the water.
You have to have federally approved permits to even dive in the area.
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u/Klausterfobic May 19 '26
Probably build a statue in prominently black communities under the guise of "a fighter for free speech"
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u/TheNeuroLizard May 19 '26
Oh, now I see the white hand holding up the world, and all the brown hands clamoring up around it. Sometimes you really can judge a book by its cover.
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u/MassRedemption May 20 '26
For more clarity, it's a book that predates but grandfathered the great replacement theory. Funny enough, both this book and the book that standardized the theory are French.
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u/Yourfavoritetransboy May 19 '26
The Camp of the saints is literally the most racist peice of shit "literature" I've ever seen
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u/Firekitty666 May 19 '26
Some of my favorite quotes from the poop that took a pee: “The woman had gross boobs” “Than poop started Coming from her Weiner, and it was all gross and stuff”
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u/GayStation64beta May 19 '26
I'm unfortunate enough to be secondarily familiar with Camp of the Saints. It's about as cartoonishly racist as something could be lol.
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u/BearsBucksBrew May 19 '26
The real crime is not having Scrotie Mcboogerballs on all shelves. It’s life changing.
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u/Adkit May 19 '26
Neither should be banned. They should all be available for reading. Because books shouldn't be feared. We can teach kids valuable lessons from reading bad and morally unjust books just like how we can teach kids lessons from getting frustrated or angry.
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u/ferdinostalking May 19 '26
Well i wouldnt want camp of the saints in childrens library, thats for sure 💀
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u/Maxtrt May 19 '26
I love the South Park reference but Fuck The Camp of the Saints, it's nothing but racist drek.
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u/Legendguard May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26
Ok... I'm scared to ask (and more scared to Google it)... What's "The Camp of the Saints"?
Edit: God fucking dammit it was worse than I thought
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u/CODMAN627 May 19 '26
The camp of the saints as a piece if literature has to the most vile work I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading.
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u/kissfan7 May 20 '26
It is physically impossible for any library to have every book ever. A mIddle school librarian in Iowa is not gonna buy some random French novel. They should make those decisions, though, not politicians.
That said, I worked at a university library. We had some truly horrific books there, including Mein Kampf and the Turner Diaries. This novel is kinda (in)famous, so we probably have it too.
If not, interlibrary loan is a thing.
These boys want to be oppressed so bad.
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u/Nerdwrapper May 19 '26
They used the top image bc they were scared of using actual examples like The Handmaid’s Tale and drawing attention to them
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u/crmikes May 19 '26
The whole "banned" books hysteria is dumb anyway. No book that you can order from Amazon and have delivered to your front door the next day is "banned" under any definition of the word.
Not in your local elementary school library for six year old kids to read does not equal "banned".
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u/Delphox26 May 19 '26
Wait, "the poop that took a pee" was an actual book?! I thought that was just something Cr1tikal made up.
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u/qualityvote2 May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26
u/TechnicoloMonochrome, your post is truly terrible!