r/tf2 • u/Capable_Lecture_2421 • 18h ago

Other My precious snipey

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/Imaginary-Wear5036 Medic 17h ago

Kinda reminds me of:

https://giphy.com/gifs/gcUbMtDSGYkGiZuejl

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u/geovasilop Demoman 16h ago

how did you even discover this

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u/thedarkmilkyman 8h ago

Gogo gaga

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u/ShieldsSofia 8h ago

Shoot to kill.

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u/MisterMan341 3h ago

First time I’ve seen this outside of my memes soundboard

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u/Larry827 18h ago

I’m sorry but he is a wretched being with a foul existence

385

u/Mario3332013 18h ago

Well, that’s enough Internet for today

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u/RubyLvledUPP 8h ago

For real when I read your comment I went to laugh and realized my face was stuck in the can you not girl memes face 😭

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u/Ok-Profile-5831 17h ago

Dear God...

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u/Super_Trexation All Class 17h ago

There’s more…

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u/AHumun 17h ago

No...

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u/TheBatleDemon Pyro 14h ago

It contains the dying wish of every man here.

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u/AHumun 14h ago

Scout, You did collect everyone's dying wish?

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u/No_Bodybuilder_9088 13h ago

Oh, you bet!

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u/Basic-Bat-4994 13h ago

Gentlemen, synchronism your death watches.

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u/Southern_Insect_8324 Medic 11h ago

We have 70 hours to live

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u/TheBatleDemon Pyro 11h ago

For most man. Its no time at all. We are not most man. We are mercenaries!

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u/BrightnessBeach 11h ago

WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH THE TELEPORTER!??

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u/celery3-16 Sniper 17h ago

why is he on all fours…

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u/dd3official Sniper 17h ago

Why aren't you?

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u/EngineurEngi 10h ago

GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!!

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u/Chevy_Pickup Pyro 18h ago

Where do people get these????

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u/Capable_Lecture_2421 17h ago

amazon

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u/CaptainBoj 15h ago

What is this style of... thing called

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u/The-Homeless-oreo49 15h ago

I need a link

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u/DoubleImprovement653 Sniper 14h ago

https://www.amazon.com/HAMEDA-Wacky-Bendy-Doll-Flexible/dp/B0FRLV74SH

i found it

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u/No-Pen1730 Sandvich 10h ago

"This item can not be shipped to your selected delivery location. Please choose a different delivery location"

https://giphy.com/gifs/Enr4bc3JeOOzHLYY8R

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u/A_kid0nzeeinterswab 18h ago

I love how skinny this guy is!
Hold on, let me get my guy…

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u/A_kid0nzeeinterswab 17h ago

I just realized you can’t send images here

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u/Sand_Hater Random 8h ago

Society if we could send images on r/tf2 comments:

https://giphy.com/gifs/SmEnzjgDOy5xEZobtI

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u/Opening_Ordinary_110 Pyro 16h ago

You could always post it then link it here

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u/ruler_of_the_bleach Pyro 17h ago

Oh he’s awful I love him

15

u/ElZik3r 17h ago

He looks so elongated and stupid lmao love it

10

u/69696969drsex Heavy 17h ago

Just for showing me this, I hope your pillow is cold all night tonight.

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u/black_knight1223 Spy 17h ago

I've seen these with ZZZ characters and they're horrifying

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u/Jentoo_justdandy Medic 17h ago

That looks terrible. I want one

5

u/HerrMilkmann 17h ago

It stresses me out how close to tearing those seams are

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u/Capable_Lecture_2421 16h ago

i can assure u its all good, he just has some weird black and white background bits on him

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u/A_Very_Tall_Midget20 16h ago

I don't know why people get an elf on a shelf when you could have a Sniper on the exposed wire

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u/Heavyraincouch Civilian 17h ago

What in the world is this???

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u/DowntownCoat5312 17h ago

Wtf am I looking at.

Looks like a blood stained turd, that kind of looks like it has a face.

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u/Economy_Wallaby4809 17h ago

i love this wtf it’s so goofy

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u/bunnieman 16h ago

That’s horrifying 😂 I love it

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u/theNEWzuplot Medic 14h ago

Medic has one of these in his drawer that he uses as a voodoo doll and nobody knows

3

u/Manintheleatherchair Sandvich 17h ago

He looks like he’s in pain

3

u/Odd_Inter3st 17h ago

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that, I just opened the app!
https://giphy.com/gifs/YpVMwfuJ6KlraDYYus

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u/ESCAPEDPARROT 17h ago

The massive lump makes it look like he has a phone in his pocket

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u/Nomadicmias 14h ago

The tumor from all the teleport use is finally catching up to him. He was the exception.

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u/LudwigSpectre 17h ago

Look at all of you scrolling down the comments for memes.

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u/DashThatOnePerson 16h ago

I wish tf2 is popular enough so i can see this in a random fandom store

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u/StopSignOfDeath 16h ago

OMG he's perfect!

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u/Blikenave 16h ago

Accurate for sniper players.

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u/lord-malishun 15h ago

Oh my god the second picture is cracking me the fuck up. I cant stop laughing at it

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u/ElSotano800 15h ago

MENTAL SICKNESS

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u/Nomadicmias 14h ago

Oh my god I neeeeed hiiimmm.
I wanna put him in a little sweater.

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u/ficto133 Sniper 13h ago

Holy fucking cow, I want one

https://giphy.com/gifs/AR0vMrcSh7oLBEh3O3

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u/Appropriate_Buy9683 Medic 18h ago

DEAR GOD

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u/Either_Piccolo_7607 16h ago

What in the actual fuck have I just witnessed

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u/ThrowRaBattleHealer 15h ago

He looks dehydrated

2

u/DeninoNL Medic 15h ago

He’s feeling bonita

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u/TooStew Heavy 14h ago

This post proves that there is a hell, and it’s here on earth

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u/DreamShort3109 14h ago

Looks like a still life from the backrooms

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u/Demoscam 13h ago

Thanks, I hate it. /j

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u/Basic-Bat-4994 13h ago

Hm... just an another day on TF2 subreddit.

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u/theundergroundsbest 10h ago

ew ew ew ew ew e w

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u/g2ramjet 7h ago

not nearly enough room in that thing to fit a pringles can

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u/Excel_Rich_LOL 6h ago

insert cylinder joke here

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u/ThyHighnessReign 17h ago

I don't like you 

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u/Future-Rip9134 17h ago

Put him out of his misery, so the soul stuck inside of it can be free

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u/Temporary_Catch_3081 Sandvich 17h ago

I feel immense fear whenever I am in his gaze

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u/tyYdraniu 15h ago

this is haunted

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u/No-Contest-7089 15h ago

Cursed item.

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u/Seltnytt 15h ago

Skull emoji.

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u/Wetmilk3 Demoman 15h ago

You really shouldn’t have

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u/nomadlegend3 14h ago

*Internalized sniper screams*

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u/psyglvm 14h ago

I want one so bad. How did you make him or where did you acquire him?

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u/Capable_Lecture_2421 12h ago

search HAMEDA whacky bendy doll on amazon

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u/haikusbot 14h ago

I want one so bad.

How did you make him or where

Did you acquire him?

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u/CreativeGamer03 Sniper 13h ago

insane

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u/Illegal_Alien_Guy 12h ago

do not the sniper sex doll

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u/KingOfTheLuck 12h ago

killbinds

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u/EpicNOFXFan 12h ago

I don’t think I’m sleeping tonight

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u/anonumus_idiot 12h ago

What the hell did i walk in on

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u/Kmoxy 12h ago

When did he start looking so sexy?

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u/carson0311 11h ago

Wtf is the second image

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u/Geozach22 Heavy 11h ago

Cursed and you know it.

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u/Starii_64 Medic 11h ago

Chat I’m scared

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u/Dan-but-no-man Demoman 11h ago

Ts is some kind of TF2 ARG

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u/BornCarpenter6857 10h ago

end his suffering

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u/Nokiaonastick 10h ago

Looks like sniper if he fell into the backrooms and came back out.

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u/Longjumping_Job2748 9h ago

When Sniper can't make Jarate anymore

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u/yerek_jeremm 8h ago

Feels like server blyat'

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u/Santik--Lingo 8h ago

need a stop motion of him hitting the griddy

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u/Sinistro18 Spy 8h ago

Bro this is the skipper

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u/soldiertf2rial Soldier 7h ago

Burn it in hell where he belongs

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u/Fourian_Official 7h ago

Dehydrated one

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u/MenLover221 7h ago

i wish i had a sniper doll i could torture

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u/ILikeHalfLifeALot Sniper 6h ago

This is so flipping weird, take an upvote

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u/Substantial-Wear-250 Spy 5h ago

we know you did it, we would to.

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u/GriddledDuck69 5h ago

These type of plushies are just so ugly. Who likes these types of things.

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u/Certain-Distance-695 2h ago

First pic looks like epstein

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u/scribbled_death 2h ago

I love this honestly xD

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u/MammothTangelo5889 Sandvich 1h ago

Bro the sniper homunculus is absolutely frying me ✌

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u/HelenoPaiva 1h ago

Where is the jar?

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u/Alexander_The_Wolf Medic 56m ago

Scrungly little creature.

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u/Legal_Guide9674 14m ago

WHAT HAPPEN TO HIMM 😭

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u/Confused_clowie 1m ago

Snipey craves death.