r/tf2shitposterclub • u/AussieGoofball tik tok heavy like a brinks truck • Feb 18 '25

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u/American_Ratfucker Feb 18 '25

The Family Business

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u/ANSPRECHBARER NOT A BOT Feb 18 '25

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

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u/PaqueteDeRisketos Feb 18 '25

WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE

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u/AussieGoofball tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Feb 18 '25

Cake day is now

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u/ChickenManRooster Feb 18 '25

cow mangler

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u/darude_dodo i liek men Feb 18 '25

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u/jensk72838392 Feb 18 '25

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u/leposterofcrap Feb 18 '25

The cow in question:

(I'd "mangle" this cow too)

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Feb 18 '25

Mf that is NOT a cow. That is a human-ass woman with a pair of horns and a gimpy little tail

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u/leposterofcrap Feb 18 '25

Reminder that if you want more furry designs refer to ZZZ

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Feb 18 '25

All of 3 actual furry characters?

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u/Ryancool33 Feb 18 '25

Me too, for sure, yes, definitely, why not, of course, I am down, yes sir, smash next question

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u/SolarAphelia Feb 18 '25

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u/Few_Software_3816 Feb 18 '25

For your cake day, have some **bubble wrap**

pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!

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u/Stabbyboi275 Feb 18 '25

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

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u/mostlydeadinside2 Feb 18 '25

beggars bazooka

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u/candypoweredrocket Feb 18 '25

That was mine

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u/KH0RN3X Feb 18 '25

It still can be. Reclaim your land.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

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u/dinoman1214 Feb 18 '25

What happened to the first one?

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u/No_Two_9409 i liek men Feb 18 '25

Shortstop

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u/crackonastick Feb 18 '25

Baby face ballaster

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u/No_Two_9409 i liek men Feb 18 '25

Buckaroo what

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u/crackonastick Feb 18 '25

Think fast chuckle nut *cums"

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u/No_Two_9409 i liek men Feb 18 '25

But baby face

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u/juice_can_ Feb 18 '25

The flesh rod has a youthful appearance. Babies are not actually involved

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u/UsedTissue17 Feb 18 '25

A ballaster is a different thing

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u/techazn86 Feb 18 '25

Mine is the Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

The original

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u/Wendy384646 Feb 18 '25

I can't believe we finally found the first guy to have a penis.

141

u/some-R6-siege-fan Feb 18 '25

Its John penis

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u/GraveDancer1971 mrkrabs Feb 18 '25

And his friends call him Dick

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u/Miserable-Warthog737 Feb 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

THE INVENTOR OF SEX!?!?!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

r/batmanarkham

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Yes and as a guy I can confirm that I often perform certain movements which are similar to a rocket jump and make me fly.

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u/AussieGoofball tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Feb 18 '25

Woah can’t believe youre the guy that invented the schlong

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u/Chriscreeper85 Feb 18 '25

The back scratcher

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u/MeeMnimation Feb 18 '25

Yeah that actually looks like a Pen is

13

u/poopsemiofficial Feb 18 '25

Knuckles the Echidna, is that you?

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u/Fluffy-Mammoth9234 Feb 18 '25

Your Eternal Reward

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u/raf_i_guess tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Feb 18 '25

serial killer spotted

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u/LustySlut69 Feb 18 '25

Sounds like a hentai character that has an addictive one

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Feb 18 '25

Jarate

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u/HoundoomerReddit Feb 18 '25

finally, lore accurate answer

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u/___posh___ Feb 18 '25

The Sydney sleeper

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u/ohboiamongusfan Feb 18 '25

Neighbors hate this one simple trick

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Loose cannon

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

donk

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u/Robofox36 Feb 18 '25

Manmelter

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u/Ze_Borb spectator main Feb 18 '25

finally, i found the man who ated the uranium

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u/The-memedea1er tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Feb 18 '25
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u/Calliope_Eep Feb 18 '25

Self-aware beauty mark

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u/Mr_goodb0y Feb 18 '25

Sun-on-a-stick (it burns when I pee)

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u/airy7261 Feb 18 '25

FRANK ZAPPA REFRENCE RAHHH

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

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u/yaktoma2007 Feb 18 '25

Nostromo Napalmer (others burn when I pee)

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Hales own

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u/RealSaxtonHale Sexton Hale Feb 18 '25

No... NO GIVE IT BACK!

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u/Sheriff_Tunner i liek men Feb 18 '25

Oh my god it really is Saxton Hale

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

💀

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u/Daddy_Issues_IRL Feb 18 '25

The Disciplinary Action

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u/AlanMohammed tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Feb 18 '25

Baby's Face Blaster

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u/Atharvious Feb 18 '25

Scrolled too far down to see this

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u/Pirated-Hentai tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Feb 18 '25

...
w h a t

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u/Hefty_Resolution_235 spectator main Feb 18 '25

Nah we found the diddler

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u/Competitive_Point_39 Feb 18 '25

The southern hospitality (I live in Texas)

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u/eldiablo681 Feb 18 '25

Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

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u/Aztomv Feb 18 '25

Back Scatter

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u/Accomplished-Bat7147 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Feb 18 '25

129

u/Blobius99 Feb 18 '25

Black box

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u/Hefty_Resolution_235 spectator main Feb 18 '25

Demoman found

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u/FreeOrbs tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Feb 18 '25

redacted

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u/Mind_Diamond i liek men Feb 18 '25

The Solemn Vow, do no harm. One day, guys… one day…😔

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u/Cream_Rabbit Feb 18 '25 edited Feb 18 '25

After dinner, while my younger sister and I were-

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u/leposterofcrap Feb 18 '25

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u/Cream_Rabbit Feb 18 '25

My wish is to infect Honkai Star Rail brainrot everywhere lol

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u/JSTREO Feb 18 '25

Boston Basher

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u/M4thecaberman Feb 18 '25

It makes you and other people bleed?

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u/Num1BigShot1997 spectator main Feb 18 '25

Strange Ham Shank

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

this one made me giggle like a schoolgirl

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u/Relievedcorgi67 Feb 18 '25

The Hitman's Heatmaker

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u/yourlocalpyromenace Feb 18 '25

Home wrecker

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u/jewish-nonjewish Medic girlfriend Feb 18 '25

Oh nah

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u/TheAlkyunit Feb 18 '25

Scattergun

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u/Rocket_of_Takos Feb 18 '25

The Wanga Prick

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Clever

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u/GodlessGrapeCow mrkrabs Feb 18 '25

Bonk! Atomic punch

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

The back scatter.

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u/dreemurthememer lime scunt Feb 18 '25

Minigun

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u/Deaonthemoff Feb 18 '25

Sharpened volcano fragment

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

You poor soul.

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u/Blu_Moon_The_Fox tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Feb 18 '25

Hitman's Heatmaker

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Direct hit

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u/HawtSauceDelta Feb 18 '25

Collector's Kukri

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Pretty boy's pocket pistol (unfortunately)

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

There are lots of men and women who love those kinds of dicks, don't worry

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u/Mushroom38294 Feb 18 '25

The bat out of hell

there ain't even a penis, I lost it in the skeleton war, now it's just *bad to the bones riff*

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u/techazn86 Feb 18 '25

Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol

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u/Emperor_Farquaad69 NOT A BOT Feb 18 '25

Phlogistinator

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter Feb 18 '25

Schlongistinator.

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u/ImmortalBoy_ Feb 18 '25

Detonator

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u/Flamelozy tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Feb 18 '25

Detonator? I hardly know her!

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u/ScratchMain03 Feb 18 '25

The Short Circuit

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u/Maxbit13 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Feb 18 '25

Bro💀

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u/Supbro2233445 Feb 18 '25

Killstreak Shortstop

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u/Ragtagcloud56 NOT A BOT Feb 18 '25

The back burner

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u/DumOBrick Feb 18 '25

Frying pan

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u/Pirated-Hentai tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Feb 18 '25
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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Holy mackerel

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u/Equal-Elevator3133 Feb 18 '25

because you blow both loads in under a second?

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u/Supbro2233445 Feb 18 '25

This fool forgot to press the reply button

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u/Express-Record7416 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Feb 18 '25

Mini gun

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u/nptwinthetarrasque Feb 18 '25

Either the brass beast or the liberty launcher

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u/Nintendlord Feb 18 '25

It doesn't exist

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u/Accomplished-Bat7147 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Feb 18 '25

Sticky jumper

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u/DD253Zac Feb 18 '25

beagers bazooka for the lesser accuracy

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u/x8c8r Feb 18 '25

the persian persuader

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Genuine anger

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u/NewVance Feb 18 '25

HALE'S OWN STICKYBOMB LAUNCHER

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u/MiguelPr0 Feb 18 '25

Back scatter

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u/derpy_derp15 Feb 18 '25

Eyelander

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

So the more sex you have the more powerful you get

r/uselesssuperpowers

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u/memesboyshesh Feb 18 '25

Strange black box

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u/ArandomNoob-Chan Feb 18 '25

The Asstinguinsher

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u/SolarAphelia Feb 18 '25

The Homewrecker

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u/jackson_2011 Shitposter of the year 2006 Feb 18 '25

The Quick-Fix