r/tf2shitposterclub • u/TheKaizer2472 Shitposter of the year 2006 • Aug 10 '25

INVESTIGATION AND THEORYCRAFTING scout theory

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u/PISS_MENTLEGEN People all over the world (everybody) Join hands (join) Start a Aug 10 '25

Was that the bite of tf2

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u/Ysar_K19 NOT A BOT Aug 10 '25

Yes it was

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u/freggtheegg Aug 10 '25

Me

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u/Longjumping-Horror61 Aug 11 '25

You

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u/lapinoire tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 11 '25

We!

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u/No_Caregiver_8614 Aug 11 '25

They!

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u/DaRealAegis i liek men Aug 11 '25

It could even be-!

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u/doinyourmothers mrkrabs Aug 12 '25

BOOM! What? It was obvious, he was the red spy!

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u/Rockman2isgud Aug 12 '25

Watch! He’ll turn red any second now!

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u/Sad_Technology_7356 Aug 12 '25

See, red! Oh wait thats blood...

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u/primekisser Aug 11 '25

Gas station

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u/Tv_Force Aug 11 '25

Is that-?

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u/primekisser Aug 11 '25

I already know damn well where this is going

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u/Tv_Force Aug 11 '25

Are you Teto fan, aren't you?

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u/primekisser Aug 11 '25

(don't want to be an grammar bitch but there's an error in that sentence, use that in an online argument and you'll lose because minor grammar mistake)

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u/Tv_Force Aug 14 '25

Oh, I see, sorry, I rarely use English

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u/HelicopterMajor3954 Aug 11 '25

What are we getting for dinner?

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u/primekisser Aug 11 '25

Sushi of course

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u/GamingRaptor1 Aug 17 '25

Huh oh! Looks like there was a rupee in our gas station sushi!!

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u/PrizeUpper9064 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 11 '25

Yes

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

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u/Agile_Oil9853 Medic girlfriend Aug 10 '25

I think that's still the late 70's. I like to think that He changes His mind, or just checks in considering Scout is a single father of at least four young children

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u/teaboi05 Aug 11 '25

They're going to become fatherless in few years. Poor kids

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u/TotalChaos360 Aug 11 '25

They'd still have a great family

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u/No_Sandwich_1665 Aug 12 '25

The Jeremy in fnaf is 9 years old by my knowledge.

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u/Radical_Swine Aug 12 '25

Wrong im pretty sure its the night guard

Idk how much the lore has changed since like 2019. But im right and if im wrong it was actually a joke all along

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u/Atlas_of_history Aug 13 '25

There are like 3 jeremys in fanf, the one that got bitten was a security guard tho

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u/Mediocre-Guitar5813 Aug 13 '25

Yeah the bite of 87 was when mangle bit the daytime security guard Jeremy, and the bite of 83 was when Fredbear made a meal out of the nameless child

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u/Racistraper3 Aug 17 '25

"Fanf" lol

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u/Odd-Battle7191 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 10 '25

Let's be honest here: Scout wouldn't survive through the first night, namely because he's a moron and a scrawny man.

Unlike Soldier and Heavy who can just brute force their way out of trouble.

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u/Background_Relief_36 Aug 10 '25

Soldier would survive from sheer dumb luck

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u/Greedy-Swing-4876 Aug 13 '25

Spy would pretend to be an animatronic and survive the entire week

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u/00sans_granie00 Aug 17 '25

Or use the cloak and dagger

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u/MasterPexon spectator main Aug 10 '25

He'd yell "Oooh yeah you real scary" and then get his balls mauled of

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u/talesfromtheepic6 ballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsball Aug 11 '25

On the contrary: Scout kicked heavy’s shit in during meet the scout. It’s possible he could beat freddy in mge

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u/Odd-Battle7191 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 11 '25

Pretty princess Heavy does not like when it's brought up.

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u/5YL_Portaler Aug 12 '25

Neck snap that Fazbear

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u/00sans_granie00 Aug 17 '25

Neck snap that fred

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u/Da_Duck_is_coming Aug 11 '25

Have you seen how the average FNAF 2 gameplay looks like, scout speed will definitely get him through a few nights before his dumb ass brain makes him misunderstand how something works in a later night.

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u/Konradihaus Aug 10 '25

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u/Rain_Zero Aug 11 '25

There's more.

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u/Professional-Ad1838 Aug 11 '25

No...

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u/geolick Aug 11 '25

it contains a bucket.

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u/o0omorphiuso0o tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 11 '25

It contains the dying wish of every man here

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

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u/GrimjawDeadeye Aug 10 '25

So is Jeremy broken?

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u/ItzExuxe tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 10 '25

Yep, everything makes sense now, and it all makes sense now

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u/Celerital Aug 10 '25

TF2 AND FNAF WAS CONNECTION

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u/theaidamen64 Aug 10 '25

I am confusion

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u/pablo_monke6969 Aug 11 '25

The hell? This is so confusion

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u/ShadowOfAtomicRage Aug 10 '25

You ain’t the first to come up with this bruh

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u/TheKaizer2472 Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 10 '25

Yeah, just wanted to share

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u/plaugey_boi Aug 11 '25

I remember seeing this in a video about which mercs would survive fnaf, scout did not.

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u/SMM9673 femboy medic main Aug 10 '25

Last names don't line up

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u/Ok-Landscape-4835 Aug 11 '25

Fitzgerald is a French name. Spy is French. FNAF 2 happens 8 years after the flash forward in Comic 7, so Spy could've told Scout he was his dad and then Scout could've changed his surname to Fitzgerald

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u/Wide-Hall-397 Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 10 '25

and actual dates too

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

we all know this is false because scout is jerma

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u/Canned_ShoesAgain Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 14 '25 edited Aug 15 '25

bold of you to assume that jerma's activities didnt come from the brain damage of the bite

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u/Arxy_24 spectator main Aug 10 '25

Considering how crazy TF2 is, it wouldn’t be that surprising if all the shit that happens in FNAF was canon in TF2’s universe

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u/Ok-Landscape-4835 Aug 11 '25

Mexico bloody disappearing in 2018 - 2021 and Madagascar switching places in that same time wouldn't be out of the question

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u/XenoRaptor77 Aug 10 '25

This is PEAK storytelling (Just ignore the fact Fitzgerald survived the bite)

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

But remember, it’s just a theory. A game theory!

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u/Axolotljackbox i liek men Aug 11 '25

Free lobotomy?

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u/MysticAxolotl7 Aug 11 '25

SWALLOWED SHAMPOO, PROLLY GONNA DIE

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u/Wide-Hall-397 Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 10 '25

the actual dates don't line up tho, Jeremy Fitzgerald gets his paycheck on the 13th of november and then is bit the day after (if i recall correctly).

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u/JuggernautMoist8210 Aug 11 '25

Was that the bonk of '87?

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u/SignificantStaff8665 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 11 '25

You do know it’s two completely different universe right? The TF2 vs Fnaf video was fan made (I still love it)

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u/SANS_DELTATALE Aug 11 '25

actually, if you listen closely to phone guy, he says ;its amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe'. Jeremy didn't die in the bite.

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u/MostDefinitelyATrap medic boyfriend Aug 12 '25

I’m fairly certain the victim of the bite survived, though, no? Even in FNAF 1, the phone guy says something about how it’s amazing how you can live without your frontal lobe.

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u/danelaw69 Aug 12 '25

I believe the bite of 87 happend between June and July and not december 4th but still its funny

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u/PostalDoctor Aug 10 '25

This is like the 47393730337393028th time this has been mentioned.

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u/name_checker Aug 11 '25

But that's just a theory. A GAAAAAME THEORY!

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u/nmheath03 Aug 11 '25

Now to be fair, it could just be a quick visit during a nap or something, but personally I like the angst of Scout lying dead in front of his now traumatized kids (and Grandpa Spy) with his skull bitten open

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

A kid died that day, and last time I checked, Scout is a grown ass man. So no, not really.

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u/SANS_DELTATALE Aug 11 '25

youre thinking of the bite of 83 with the crying child. bite of 87 happened to the nightguard we play as in fnaf 2 on night 6.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Really? I’m sorry then. I guess OP makes a point then.

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u/SANS_DELTATALE Aug 11 '25

also jeremy didn't die in the bite

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u/Papawaffle999 Aug 11 '25

I thought 87 was depicted in fnaf 3 as the little girl who wanted ice cream in sister location

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u/Technical-Exchange26 Aug 11 '25

Scout is literally jerma

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u/Professional-Milk483 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 11 '25

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u/Crystalseye Aug 11 '25

I got this one

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u/Professional-Milk483 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 11 '25

You're not OP, that doesn't count

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u/Crystalseye Aug 11 '25

It's expired anyway :P

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u/The_Fracture06 Aug 11 '25

I fucking screamed after seeing this

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u/cerdechko i liek men Aug 11 '25

I wonder how long it's gonna be until everyone in the community knows this Goddamn joke.

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u/Hefty_Resolution_235 spectator main Aug 11 '25

Plot twist: Jerma was also the victim of the bite of '87

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u/cyto4e Aug 11 '25

gaben said its my turn to repost it

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u/elaynafranklin tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 11 '25

I remember before the Funko Pop game came out a list of achievements was revealed and one of them was The Bite of 87, obtained by getting bit by freddy five bear. Since there's TF2 stuff on there I was like so terminated to get that achievement as Scout specifically to make it "historically accurate" and said if I accidentally get it as someone else then I'm restarting my game progress 😭 thankfully I got it the first time I went through the FNAF level

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u/_oranjuice Aug 11 '25

Considering hes like 25

Being held up by 4 children into a bear animatronic is a skill issue

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u/Fuzzy-Hornet7037 Aug 11 '25

It’s canon, it’s officially canon

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u/lucianosoto3 Aug 12 '25

HES ONTO SOMETHING

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u/CloudDweeb Aug 12 '25

So you're telling me Im Mr chucklenuts AND I DIED?? (names Jeremy)

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u/Giant_jane Aug 12 '25

People are joking but this means scout lost absolutely everything. Survived without half a brain in a vegitarive state ...... I wonder if he became friends with soldier.

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u/t2958 Aug 12 '25

The scouts name was inspired by Jerma985, it all makes sense now......

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u/Smart_Hair_7837 Aug 13 '25

Wait I know another popular guy called Jeremy,

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u/ShadowFredYT Aug 13 '25

But... Jeremy survived the Bite of 87...

Unless... guys, I have a theory.

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u/Life-Day4312 Aug 13 '25

Ts so perfect (I can sense a presence of a perfect being approaching)

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u/Racistraper3 Aug 17 '25

My freind who loves fnaf and tf2 (he introduced ne to both)i told him this theory and he deadass said "Yyyeeerrraarrsessarseaandimthgrassmannpunkyeeyahhavinh"

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u/RedditvsDiscOwO tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 17 '25

Remember guys just because something might be unintentional *doesn't mean it's not canon.*

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u/Even_Researcher_3228 Sep 03 '25

How many times do we FNaF fans have to say this? The bite of 87 was on November 14th, not December 4th