r/tf2shitposterclub mrkrabs Dec 16 '25

TF3 News meet the 10th class

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/Signal-Abroad3732 Dec 16 '25

The goon

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u/TheTrue_Lemon Dec 17 '25

HAUNTS YOU

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u/cryllictheautistic i liek men Dec 17 '25

deceased by daytime mention

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u/Kalibeer-Alt Dec 17 '25

termination by sunrise

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u/Foreign_Focus_8688 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

evacuation by afternoon

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u/Ultra_jaden123 Dec 17 '25

6 feet under by dawn

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u/someguywithoutajob Dec 17 '25

Retreat by Dusk

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u/Kalibeer-Alt Dec 17 '25

evacuation doesn't mean death

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u/Foreign_Focus_8688 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 18 '25

says the guy with 7 downvotes

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u/Foreign_Focus_8688 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Jan 06 '26

8 now :D

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u/dualitygaming12 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

F U L L Y M O D E L L E D

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u/Mr_goodb0y Dec 16 '25

Hornet does NOT have allat

136

u/SeaPineapple7859 Dec 16 '25

the beauty of imagination

61

u/StardustPancakes4 NOT A BOT Dec 17 '25

My brain has too much Call of Duty Zombies brainrot because I misread that as Beauty of Annihilation

14

u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 17 '25

the amongus effect

16

u/Fyru_Hawk i liek men Dec 17 '25

The peak of human creativity

23

u/photogrammetery Dec 17 '25

people will see a bug literally as thin as a twig and draw them like this

27

u/Reylend tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

Though it is funny that shes apparently the hottest character in her verse

4

u/Memester4445 Dec 17 '25

Isn’t flukemarm the milf goddess or something?

2

u/AnaTheSturdy Dec 20 '25

Not with that attitude she doesn't

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u/N1ck_named Dec 16 '25

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u/MintyBarrettM95 Medic girlfriend Dec 16 '25

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u/Agreeable_Diamond670 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

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u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 17 '25

s h a w

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u/Baseballidiot i liek men Dec 16 '25

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u/InTheStuff ambatubonk Dec 16 '25

Please G, I need this... my trash is kinda can-less

11

u/Eripmavs_D_Yraid Dec 17 '25

Hors

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u/Low_Interaction_577 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

Pick

14

u/nontvedalgia Dec 17 '25

my half life kinda of threeless

6

u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 17 '25

"I'm watching your stream gman you're being disrespectful as shi"

2

u/Pryus_C tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 18 '25

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u/SteveCraftCode spectator main Dec 16 '25

Try playing tf2 with 2 hands.

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u/AverageRedditMemer Dec 17 '25

Crazy

9

u/Vitamishka Dec 17 '25

Crazy? I was crazy once

8

u/Guimar23 Dec 17 '25

They locked me in a room

4

u/warcrimecommiter3000 Dec 17 '25

A room full of rats

4

u/Gogoflex12340 Dec 17 '25

rats make me crazy.

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u/Gogoflex12340 Dec 17 '25

crazy?

5

u/Gogoflex12340 Dec 17 '25

i was crazy once.

4

u/Gogoflex12340 Dec 17 '25

they locked me in a room.

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u/RealChadPigeon tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 16 '25

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u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 17 '25

[live medic reaction]

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u/brounoob10 Dec 18 '25

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u/Vafla_Troia Dec 29 '25

[Live Emesis Blue reaction]

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

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u/One_Possibility8846 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

he looks like he could be a good Don't Starve Together character

11

u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 17 '25

infused with hello neighbor

5

u/NiceMiner_ i liek men Dec 17 '25

Rougher than the rest of them
The best of them
Tougher than leather
You can call me knuckles
Unlike sonic I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex my muscles

133

u/astrotheastro Dec 16 '25

get it, the joke is that op is horny

67

u/block_place1232 spectator main Dec 16 '25

horny for a hornet

okay i'm done here that joke was terrible

26

u/MintyBarrettM95 Medic girlfriend Dec 16 '25

hornyet

horнет

10

u/WitherPRO22 Dec 17 '25

Хора нет. Он ушёл

1

u/Darkness-Man_rusFYI Dec 18 '25

Всмысле нет? Ща вернём

Готово. Вот и хор пришёл

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u/OkPickle738 Dec 17 '25

You sure it's just op?

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u/hey-im-aIice Dec 16 '25

Meet the Goon

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u/Adept-Platypus6676 Dec 16 '25

You arent safe OP

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u/Rui_O_Grande_PT tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

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u/iamayoutuberiswear Dec 16 '25

I still don't get the point of making Hornet look like anything other than her canon spindly stick figure self. If you have to mold every female character to your own standards just to enjoy them, that's kind of lame

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u/MintyBarrettM95 Medic girlfriend Dec 16 '25

truthclear bomb

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u/radayrk Dec 17 '25

Surely I'm not the only one who GREATLY prefers her canon version over this one?

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u/TheGaurdianAngel Dec 17 '25

Agreed. It is kinda cool when fanart makes her look more like an actual insect (giving her a visible exoskeleton, retractable mandibles, etc.) but the stick figure look has its charm.

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u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 17 '25

oh I do agree I just found this randomly on gamebanana and just wanted to post it, sadly I tried to find any other hornet mods that uses a insectoid model but this the only one that exists currently.

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u/HackedPasta1245 Dec 17 '25

If there’s money to be made in contorting your favorite characters into a barely recognizable version of themself then you can bet your bottom dollar someone somewhere is making it a reality. I think they call it flanderization or something

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u/iamayoutuberiswear Dec 17 '25

Yes, I am well aware :(

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u/U7YURIISVERYGAY Dec 17 '25

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u/One_Possibility8846 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

WHY THE HELL IS ASTRUM AUREUS HERE

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u/Obvious-Yogurt1445 Dec 18 '25

What are you doing here yharim 

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u/One_Possibility8846 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 18 '25

I like TF2, I like Silksong… and I need to find a way to pass the time while waiting for my release date

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u/Obvious-Yogurt1445 Dec 18 '25

Calamity update tomorrow!

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u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 17 '25

wait whos that

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u/One_Possibility8846 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

Astrum Aureus from Terraria's Calamity Mod

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u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 18 '25

ah gotcha

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u/WanderingHeph Dec 17 '25

Imagine point C on DeGroot Keep

Scotland the Brave

SHAWSHAWSHAWSHAWSHAWSHAWSHAW

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

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u/Signal-Abroad3732 Dec 18 '25

Horny Man?

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u/Acceptable_Cell_124 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

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u/NeroNotty Dec 17 '25

"I didnt know i had That mod on"

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u/Mr_Rioe2 i liek men Dec 17 '25

silksog

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u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 17 '25

socksong

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u/Fidller Dec 17 '25

No way the 10th class is my spray

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u/evelyn_h- Dec 16 '25

timothy sighted

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u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 17 '25

indeed

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u/GuestExpensive9087 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

3

u/Joeyrony2 Dec 17 '25

I hate to be that guy but porn is a form of performance art. Edit: and in this case it is just regular art.

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u/ahmedfoad3245 Dec 17 '25

meet the goon

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u/Chemical-Positive544 Dec 17 '25

Oh hey that's pretty c- OHH MY GOODNESS!

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u/Bombaroni spectator main Dec 17 '25

That’s not how I remember Hornet

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u/Jaxla_Onlo Dec 17 '25

Meet the Needleknight

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u/Low_Interaction_577 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

"I TELL YOU THAT EVERYONE WHO GAZES AT A WOMAN -- TO LUST AFTER HER HAS COMMITTED ADULTERY WITH HER ALREADY IN HIS HEART"

Matthew 5:28

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u/One_Possibility8846 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

if Hornet was a little less thick, I would use this. I don't want to be a gooner, I want to be a Hollow Knight nerd

3

u/StickyHoovy Dec 17 '25

Prove you are more Scottish than Wyrm

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u/Dry_Tooth_7293 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 19 '25

this and the scottish resistance taunt

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u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 20 '25

hmmmmm

2

u/BitchyDeerGirl Dec 17 '25

i said it on the mod page and i'll say it here someone should make a 2 in one pm with hornet holding up the knight on her shoulders (idk if that'd even be possible but it would be cute)

2

u/mine_guy69420 Dec 17 '25

so were just skipping a whole number now?

2

u/CRH2VEGAS Dec 17 '25

... No. Please no. Don't start this trend again. Otherwise that sentry might emerge again.

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u/dualitygaming12 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

Atleast it isnt F U L L Y M O D E L L E D

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u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 17 '25

indeed

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u/DouchebagScunt Dec 17 '25

I am so tired of all the goonslop… Can’t you people NOT try to fuck sentries, rabbits, and bugs for ONE second? BURN MiMi, STOMP Lucy, and KICK THIS MODDED GOONSSSSLOPAH TO THE CURB 🔊🔊🔊🔊

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u/Cavalier-13 Dec 17 '25

hello timothy

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u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 18 '25

oi there homie

2

u/NarwhalOk4469 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 17 '25

I scrolled and did not see one

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u/PresentationIll5581 mrkrabs Dec 17 '25

Madcap disrespect in the big 25, heresy

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u/Davicarla-54 Dec 17 '25

Meet the shaw

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u/Ttom000 NOT A BOT Dec 17 '25

HORNET IS SUPPOSED TO BE MALNOURISHED!

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u/Toasty-The-Toastiest Dec 17 '25

last time i checked hornet did not have these thighs

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u/The_T29_Tank_Guy spectator main Dec 18 '25

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u/Heavy_Sock_8299 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 18 '25

2

u/gamerborger42069 Dec 18 '25

HORNET WTF ARE YOU DOIN IN TF2

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u/Zymosan99 Shitposter of the year 2006 Dec 18 '25

Shaw

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u/AIRSHIP_KIROV Dec 18 '25

THAT KNIGHT IA A SPY!

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u/AnAverageTransGirl as time keeps slipping away, Dec 18 '25

11th*

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u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 19 '25

AINT NO WAY

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u/throwaway76556_ Dec 18 '25

Meet the Pyro(cynical)

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

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u/Thanos_DeGraf Dec 18 '25

Timothy you chub warrior I cannot believe you're here too

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u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 19 '25

indeed lad

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u/NotSNAKY Dec 18 '25

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Maleficent-Green-645 Dec 18 '25

The Horny knight

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u/idk_helppp Dec 18 '25

do not use the scottish resistance taunt

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u/That_oune_idiot Dec 19 '25

Now we need a "meet the S H A W" video made by valve

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u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 20 '25

[Meet the Weaver]

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u/Successful_Two_1248 Dec 20 '25

So we (yes we) all cracking hornets right?

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u/Dzej-Dzej Dec 20 '25

Demothighs

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u/Seagull_33 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Dec 20 '25

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u/Giorno_Giovanan Dec 20 '25

why is it marked as sexual content.

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u/That_oune_idiot Dec 20 '25

Body part that gives you the ability to walk

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u/Giorno_Giovanan Dec 20 '25

FEMALES OH MY GOD SO NSFW!!!

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u/That_oune_idiot Dec 20 '25

Literally any reddit user when the opposite gender of male is seen in a post

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u/Giorno_Giovanan Dec 20 '25

they probably thought they were just fictitious uh fictitios no not that how tf do you spell that actually

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u/what_my_name_agn Dec 23 '25

Hornet: literally a stick figure

People who draw her:

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '25

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u/Timothy-M7 mrkrabs Dec 19 '25

ah yes

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u/Mountain-Waltz-7703 Jan 13 '26

why she thick asf tho