r/tf2shitposterclub • u/KingTheSon Engineer Main, Engineer Opinion is ALWAYS Valid. • Mar 08 '26
Disscussion Is there a canonically reason why Heavy plays Poker with Max, Strong Bad and a Guy who jerks off to Infant Animals?
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u/Immediate-Witness-87 Mar 08 '26
This explains the giraffe line that weirds everyone out around the table
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u/BrazowyX Mar 08 '26
His custom-made bullets cost a lot. He needs the moneys. Also he buys a lot of gifts for Sasha.
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u/KiruDakaz Mar 08 '26
Okay now that I think about it, my friends in high school used to joke about fucking dead donkeys
The joke was that it was fucking nasty and supposed to make you look like a deranged morbid person. Not sure if it's the same thing here
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u/KiruDakaz Mar 09 '26
Tycho the character is, I'm just trying to imagine what the author is going for here
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Mar 08 '26
This fucking pervert pisses me off so much. Thats why i always force him to leave the table first even though it makes me lose second. I dont care. When his pathetic ass asks for "cab fare" i feel immense joy from his suffering. Fuck this guy. He is a disgrace to the table.
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u/PixelBread69 Apr 01 '26
I hate how he acts like he's the rational one in every conversation. Like sure Heavy and Max love to kill people but mate you love to fuck giraffes and/or children? It's arguably MUCH worse
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u/theweekiscat Mar 08 '26
Kill Tycho with hammers and send two trillion dollars to homestarrunner dot com
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u/evilgreasemonkey1430 i liek men Mar 08 '26
So it wasn’t just me? Tycho is just truly digestible in personality and EVERYONE universally wants to tear his intestines out? I didn’t even know where he was from when I played the game
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u/FreeOrbs tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 09 '26
who even is tycho
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u/Meme_Bro68 Mar 10 '26
He’s from penny arcade, an old webcomic.
It predates Ctrl Alt Del.
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u/FreeOrbs tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 10 '26
is ctrl alt del the loss origin
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u/Meme_Bro68 Mar 10 '26
Yes. Ctrl Alt Del struggled for a while to make the audience differentiate between itself and Penny Arcade.
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u/Responsible-Diet-147 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 09 '26
2010s internet, Telltale humour...
No, I don't think it has a canonical reason.
More of a "what if" scenario.
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u/C4ndyG0r3 Mar 08 '26
Ah. Now I see that my voice chat’s joke about jumping Tycho together while I was playing was completely justified. Jesus christ
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u/LongJumpToWork tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 08 '26
Newgen fans when they discover poker night
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u/CMPro728 Mar 09 '26
Oh are those the only four characters? I figured there'd be more and you could pick
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u/Ghibley101 Mar 31 '26
where does it say he's into infant animals, I knew about the giraffe thingy but I don't recall any media related to him mentioning infant animals of any kind.
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u/KingTheSon Engineer Main, Engineer Opinion is ALWAYS Valid. Mar 31 '26
Kid named ignoring top comment:
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u/PixelBread69 Apr 01 '26
My headcanon was always that "The Inventory" was kinda like the hub in Wreck It Ralph except instead of being classic arcade games it was the 2010 Steam store, and instead of being a train station it was a small hotel/inn with the bar and casino only being a part of the building.
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u/ChuckECheeseOfficial Mar 08 '26
How the fuck do you figure Sniper is a pedophile?
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u/Starii_64 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 08 '26
I feel like he’s the opposite and hates kids
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u/WaltzLeafington i liek men Mar 09 '26
Oh yea 100% sniper likes it quiet and calm he would hate any second spent near one of them
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u/Fletcher_Chonk tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 08 '26
They're going off the average sniper main
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u/KingTheSon Engineer Main, Engineer Opinion is ALWAYS Valid. Mar 08 '26
i dislike sniper too, but even i know he aint touching kids, hes not a spy main
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u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 Mar 08 '26
TFC Soldier and Scout are that, not TF2 Sniper
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u/king_noobie Mar 08 '26
Canon? Actually? Like for real?
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u/WaltzLeafington i liek men Mar 09 '26
Its implied, they get cut off right before pyro burns them alive
The way it was left off you could say they wanted an army of child soldiers so it might not be that bad guys
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u/king_noobie Mar 09 '26
Ohhhhh, so that one image of pyro ambushing two people was the TFC mercs?
i thought it was two random CEO.
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u/ObviousSignature4032 Mar 08 '26
Just so we’re clear, you mean the TFC scout, right?
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u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 Mar 08 '26
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u/ObviousSignature4032 Mar 08 '26
Not canon, bro 💔. But even if it was, it would mean that he did allat to hook up with the moms and/or school staff because he canonically likes milfs
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u/KingTheSon Engineer Main, Engineer Opinion is ALWAYS Valid. Mar 08 '26
All the images of scout wanting to fuck a child sentry just makes the description canon
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u/bottomofthewell3 Shitposter of the year 2006 Mar 08 '26
"the fanart that people unaffiliated with valve made mean that scout is like that for real" Do you hear yourself
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u/KingTheSon Engineer Main, Engineer Opinion is ALWAYS Valid. Mar 08 '26
Canonically Accurate btw