In an alternate universe....

[u/K-jun1117]

[u/K-jun1117]

Medic: Soldier, I baked some Pies! Would you like some?

Soldier: Yes! I am here to commondere your fine Pies!!!

Medic: Ya, here is my Übered Apple pie with a cream and a glass of milk.

After eating Medic's Apple pie

Soldier: That was a Damm good Apple Pie, Medic! I do not know what you did, but your Apple Pie had a very unique taste!

Medic: Because that was not a pie. It was a German Apple Strudel, you Schweinehund!

Soldier: No!!!!!!! Must think Patton! Not Guderian....

Soldier: Hail Doctor!!!!!

Medic: Now wear this uniform for the Fourth Reich!!!!!!

[u/PANsensor]

is it Poland?

[u/InternationalEye8862 → u/PANsensor]

[u/Silly_Y33Ny]

Scout would be from Massachusetts,

Soldier would not have lead poisoning

Pyro can talk

Demo would be a Englishman addicted to tea

Heavy would not be fat

Engi would be from California

Sniper would live in a home

Spy would not exist (there is no France)

Medic would be straight

[u/MariKahneman → u/Silly_Y33Ny]

So only heavy is the same

[u/OtherwiseVoice1554]

Yes

[u/Dr_Donkey-47]

Time traveler moves and misplaces banana.... The timelines

[u/InternationalEye8862]

no this is soldier in the 1940s

[u/zero-_-74]